Fantastic Fleischer Fanfiction!: BIMBO in "Goes West Young Pup!"

[Pietro]

To David, Thad, Jack, and Jon ~

The following is an UNCUT, COMPLETE copy of Bimbo in "Go West Young Pup." It was originally part of an unfinished fanfic series I was planning called "Fantastic Fleischer Fanfiction." Later, I decided to submit it to the WBC, but there was a lot of stuff I had to edit and the main character (Bimbo) was changed to an early WB character, Foxy. Anyway, HERE IT IS.......

(Originally posted by Pietro (me!) on 09-03-2001 11:53 AM):

"Go West Yound Pup!"
starring Max Fleischer's BIMBO!

(Opens out in the ol' west where the population is 100 (bang!), wait! 99 (bang!), wait, no 98 (bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!) - OK,make it 92. In town a local cowboy is chased, then shot by an outlaw. An undertaker goes out and measures the dead body and takes it in. Next, we see a good shot of the prairie as the narrator talks.)

Narrator (Jack Benny): Hello, again, folks! I'm your narrator, Jack Bunny! Ah, the old west! And here comes our typical western hero NOW!

(Rochester walks in)

Rochester: Hiya, Boss! What is you doin' off screen?

Narrator: Why, I'm narrating, Weschester!

Rochester: Oh, sorry, pardon, de intrusion, boss!

Narrator: Now here's our hero........

(We cut to Bimbo walking towards town with a banjo)

Bimbo (Singing): Ooooooooh! I am the West's greatest hero!
I'll beat them Injuns one ta zero!
My two barrel guns will murder them bums!
An' I'll go an' have a beero!

(Suddenly a small poor indian appears)

Indian: Ugh! Me scalp you!

(The little indian swings his tomahawk at Bimbo, but misses)

Bimbo: Whooooooooooa!

Indian: Ugh! Me send'um smoke signal!

(The little indian sends a smoke signal and thousands of indians come running. Bimbo gives chase. Then the cheif stops him. Bimbo pulls out his huge two barrel guns)

Cheif: Awww.......we were only foolin'!

(The Cheif throws himself on the ground and starts crying)

Cheif (crying): Other Cheifs get to scalp pale-faces! I never get to do anything!

Bimbo: Awww, quit yer whinnin' ya big baby!

(Bimbo goes into town and spots a sign, "free beer" for typical western heroes)

Bimbo: Oh boy!

(Bimbo walks in where everybody is drinking, smoking, eating, and playing cards and music. Then, he spots Betty Boop up on stage doing a dance to "Lady, Play Your Mandolin" in the background. Bimbo walks up to her)

Bimbo: Hey, baby!

(Bimbo whispers in Betty's ear. Betty slaps Bimbo)

Betty: Fresh!

Bimbo: Awww, nuts! Now for some beer!

(Bimbo walks up to the bartender)

Bimbo: One free beer for a typical western hero.

Bartender: I hope you know that includes drinking tax,
being a western hero tax, being in this story tax, walking
in this bar tax, and finally reading our free beer sign tax.

Bimbo: It's a crime, but I'll pay it!
Anything for a beer!

(We go back to the prairie and see three bandits riding hores. Lead by the villian (who resembles Pete from the Disney cartoons) riding on a horse)

Narrator: Now here's the typical western villian
and his band of desperate desparatos!

Villian: Yeah that's right, I'm the villian!
I'm not the kind of villian who steals
the gal like in all of these western pictures.
I'm the "kill everybody in sight" villian.
Any objections?

(A member from the audience gets up from his seat)

Audience member: Why yes I..(bang!)

(The villian shoots the audience member)

Villian: And that was fer sayin' an
objection!

(We cut back to the bar)

Bimbo (with empty beer glasses around him and drunk): I think I (hic!) I think I (hic!). Aw heck, I had enough to drink (hic!).

(Villian and his gang walks in and everybody leaves very fast.
The villian approaches the bartender aiming a huge gun in his face.)

Villian: Okay pal, hand over the dough.

Bimbo (drunk): HEY! Why don't ya pick on (hic!) someone
your own size (hic!)!

Villian: Like you?

Bimbo (drunk): But, I'm not your size.

Villian: Who cares? I'll pick on you anywho!

(The villian and his bandits start fighting Bimbo. Bimbo then throws a gernade at one of the bandits)

Bandit: Whoooooooooooooa!

(The gernade lands in the bandits open mouth! The Bandit then runs up to the bartender)

Bandit: Glass of water quick!

(The bartender hands him a glass of water. But, before he drinks it he explodes and is left in his underwear)

Bandit: Well, Immagine that!

(The villian and Bimbo stop fighting and look at
each other with an angry look.)

Narrator: For the benefit of the fight
fans who are reading this we will tell you
all the blows.

(Bell rings (a la boxing) and they commenc the fight)

Narrator: And there they go with a right!

(We pause and see the villian punch
Bimbo with his right arm.)

Narrator: And there they go with a left!

(We pause and see Bimbo punch
the villian with his left arm.)

Narrator: And there's a nice bang on the head.

(We pause and see Bimbo hit the villian with a huge mallet.)

Narrator: And there's the ol' eye-poker!

(We pause and see the villian poke
Bimbo in the eyes with his two fingers.)

Narrator: It's getting too brutal.......I CAN'T STAND IT!
I CAN'T STAND IT!

(They both stop and see that the Narrator has fainted.
Bimbo taps the villian on the shoulder.)

Bimbo: Shall we continue?

Villian: Yes. Let's shall.

(They keep on fighting until they crash into
a liquor storage room. The next scene we
see is Bimbo and the villian getting drunk
and singing "How Dry I Am!")

Narrator #2: Wait a second! You're supposed to
be fighting!

Villian: Aw, shut up!

(The Villian shoots the Narrator)

Bimbo: Ya know, we lose more narrators that way!

THE END

-Pietro