when toonami meets talkshows

[Funkatron]

Live, from absolution studios...its SARAH!!

:: cut to a hi-tech talk show set; various characters from different toonami shows act as the audience chanting ::

Audience: SARAH! SARAH! SARAH(ala "jerry")

:: flat screen monitor comes down and displays Sarah, the absolution ai ::

Sarah: welcome to the show. is the prince of the planet of eternia. please welcome prince Adam!

audience: YEAH!!

:: Adam walks to one of the chairs on stage ::

Sarah: welcome, adam.

Adam: thanks. I wish I knew why I'm on here

Sarah: well, we have a guest who wants to tell you something very important. lets bring her out. please welcome Adam's girlfriend,. Teela!

:: Teela enters the stage, while the audience goes wild! ::

Adam: teela, whats goin on??

Teela: well, Adam, I'm just gonna say it: I'm in love with some one else!

Audience: ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

SARAH! SARAH SARAH!!!

Adam: what? who? why?

Teela: why? Cause you are a complete wuss!! You are never around when there is a big battle! You're a shrimp! I want a REAL man in my life!

Audience: ooooooooo!!!!! WUSS! WUSS! WUSS!

Adam(in complete shock): who is it??? I wanna meet this guy!

Teela: it's He-Man!!

Audience: SARAH! SARAH!

:: Adam begins to chuckle, which quickly becomes fits of laughter ::

Teela(furious): what the heck is so funny??

Adam: Man, you are thick!! You haven't figured it out!

Teela: what??????

:: Adam pulls out his sword and transforms into he-man ::

Teela: WHAT THE?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?! YOUR HE-MAN???

HM: yup.

T: all this ****ing time?? you ***#$%$^!@$#@$!!!!

:: audience eats this up and raves ::

HM: but now that you know, there is something else I have to tell you.

Sarah: lets bring them out!

:: Evil-lyn enters and walks up to the stage. Teela watches in horror as He-man and evil-lyn kiss passionately ::

T: you skank!!!!!!

:: teela jumps at Evil-lyn and the cat fight insues Evil-lyn's staff fires in various directions, turning audience members into chickens ::

Sarah: warning: Violence on stage!! comencing security measures!!

: vents open up and shoots gas into the audience, which has now gone wild ::

Sarah: tune in next week !!

[lupin the 3rd]

Um.......right?