when toonami meets talkshows
Live, from absolution studios...its SARAH!!
:: cut to a hi-tech talk show set; various characters from different toonami shows act as the audience chanting ::
Audience: SARAH! SARAH! SARAH(ala "jerry")
:: flat screen monitor comes down and displays Sarah, the absolution ai ::
Sarah: welcome to the show. is the prince of the planet of eternia. please welcome prince Adam!
:: Adam walks to one of the chairs on stage ::
Sarah: welcome, adam.
Adam: thanks. I wish I knew why I'm on here
Sarah: well, we have a guest who wants to tell you something very important. lets bring her out. please welcome Adam's girlfriend,. Teela!
:: Teela enters the stage, while the audience goes wild! ::
Adam: teela, whats goin on??
Teela: well, Adam, I'm just gonna say it: I'm in love with some one else!
SARAH! SARAH SARAH!!!
Adam: what? who? why?
Teela: why? Cause you are a complete wuss!! You are never around when there is a big battle! You're a shrimp! I want a REAL man in my life!
Audience: ooooooooo!!!!! WUSS! WUSS! WUSS!
Adam(in complete shock): who is it??? I wanna meet this guy!
Teela: it's He-Man!!
Audience: SARAH! SARAH!
:: Adam begins to chuckle, which quickly becomes fits of laughter ::
Teela(furious): what the heck is so funny??
Adam: Man, you are thick!! You haven't figured it out!
:: Adam pulls out his sword and transforms into he-man ::
Teela: WHAT THE?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?! YOUR HE-MAN???
T: all this ****ing time?? you ***#$%$^!@$#@$!!!!
:: audience eats this up and raves ::
HM: but now that you know, there is something else I have to tell you.
Sarah: lets bring them out!
:: Evil-lyn enters and walks up to the stage. Teela watches in horror as He-man and evil-lyn kiss passionately ::
T: you skank!!!!!!
:: teela jumps at Evil-lyn and the cat fight insues Evil-lyn's staff fires in various directions, turning audience members into chickens ::
Sarah: warning: Violence on stage!! comencing security measures!!
: vents open up and shoots gas into the audience, which has now gone wild ::
Sarah: tune in next week !!