Bizarre Version of The Phantom Menace

[ArmyOfClones]

Okay everybody! If George Lucas had given us total control 100% over Star Wars Episode 1 the Phantom Menace. How would it turn out?? Well this is a story link where everyone adds on to the story. Add as much as you want, change the story as much as you please and go frikkin crazy with the story! Remember this isn't suppose to be serious!

(The starting credits roll by)
(a ship is shown approaching the planet of naboo)
(the ship is coming near the Trade Federation ship)
(cuts to the inside of the ship)
QuiGon: Captain?
Captain: yes sir?
QuiGon: Do we have any coffee?
Captain: No, you drank it all.
QuiGon: WHAT?! Well hopefully.. these cowardly Trade thinga majiggers do!! Tell them we wish to board at once! and.. Tell them we will take no prisoners if they refuse!! (qui gon gets angry and frustrated)
Captain: Yes.. (rolls her eyes and clicks on a button) Yo wasup! those Ambassadors for the Supreme Chugger wish to board immediately yo!
Nute: (hangover voice) Uhh yes.. of course.. we would love to kill to them ourselves...I mean.. pamper them with our soft cushions.
QuiGon: I knew it! their hiding the coffee somewhere inside!!
Obiwan: Well master maybe.. if we.. you know.. ask them nicely..
QuiGon: Ask them nicely??? (smacks Obiwan) I wasn't raised Supreme Chancellor for nothing you know!!
Obiwan: Master.. your not the Supreme Chan.. (tiredly) Ahh forget it.
Nute: We'd be happy to recieve the Ambassadors and murder them with delight.
QuiGon: Hmm.. they seem nice. (smiles)

[sl4]

*Cuts to the ship's main screen*
*A strange figure fades into the picture*

Strange Figure Who Just Faded Into The Picture:
How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction!
You have no chance to survive make your time!


ObiWan:
What you say!!

[ArmyOfClones]

QuiGon: Well that was odd.
Obiwan: It was yes.
QuiGon: Whats wrong with your voice?
Obiwan: Go in there we must do not do.
QuiGon: (smacks obiwan again) Oh no! NOT THE ALL YOUR BASE VIRUS!!
Obiwan: This know you should have.
QuiGon: Shh.. they might hear you. Ok.. I got a plan.. we sneak inside.. blow it up with whatever we got.. and leave quickly.
Captain: i don't think that would be wise.. wouldn't we die with them before we escape?
QuiGon: I'm not sure.. I don't have any answers now. Their aren't any! The question is.. are you man enough to take on the evil Trade thinga majig people?
Captain: I'm a girl...
QuiGon: Hehe.. sure you are.