Whose Line Is It Anyway? On Toon Zone (Sho. # 107)

[Brandon Pierce]

Norb: Hello. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Right here On Toon Zone! I'm you'r host Norbert B. Beaver and I'd feel much more comfortable in a leafy environment. The performer's for tonight's show are
[cut to Daggett]
My pesky brother and also pesky performer, Daggett Beaver! [cut to Bucky Katt] and the pesky feline from the pesky comic pages Bucky Katt! [cut to Garfiled] And the even-more pesky, but at the same time less pesky feline from the pesky comic pages Garfiled the Cat! [cut to Daffy Duck] And the just pesky Daffy Duck.
Let's start things off with a game of Superheros, Daffy, you're going to start. What we need is a superhero name for Daffy.

[audience shout out suggestions]

Norb: Feather Monster? I.... Oh! Feather MAN! I was going to say,Daffy's not THAT bad! Okay, Feather Man. Now, we need a world crises..... other than too much Scooby Doo.
What? Too amny Elmer Fudds? Um.... okay that's.... freaky. So the crises is we got too amny Elmer Fudds, Feather man! Whattayou gonna do?!

Daffy: Why I shall chew all the fudds in this world and spit them out. All I need to do is find a way to unhindge my jaw. I better call my super friends...
[Garfield enters]
Garf: Sorry I'm late.
Daffy: Thank God you're here Blushboy!
Garf: Oh, I'm sorry is my face red?! How embarrasing that I was late! I'lld do better next time! I killed everyone didn't I?!
Daffy: No! No! Everythings fine! We just have too many Elmer fudds and
Garf: Oh, I like Elmer Fudd.... wait... No I don't! It's a world crises! Don't look at me! I'm blushing!
[Bucky enters]
Bucky: I hurried over as quick as I could.
Garf: Well, How are you doin' Allergic to Sound Ma--
Bucky: SHUT UP! ACHOOO! See what you made me... ACHHO!!
Daffy: Bless yo--
Bucky: ACHOOOO!
dag enters
Dag: What's up?
Bucky: Thank.... ACHOOO! You're here Non-Computing boy ACHHO!
Dag: Why's he sneezing I don't get that....
Bucky: ACHHOO!
Dag: Look! Let's have Bugs capture all the Fudds! He always outsmarts Fudd. I don't know why though.... Why is that? I have no clue... [leaves]
Bucky: Wellll.... ACHOOOOO! [sneezes himself offstage]
Garfield: Oh, I got snot on my face! Don't look at me! [leaves]
Daffy: Well another crises has been solved.

[buzzer]

Norb: 1,000 points to Bucky for sneezing on everyone.

Bucky: I'm not THAT contagious!

Norb: Yeah sure you are. Okay, time for scenes from a hat! Okay what happens is we ask audiences to write down suggestions and we take the good ones, put it in a hat, the bad ones we make Michael Eisner act out, and..... starting with....... "What Parents Do when the kids aren't around".

Bucky: My hand has had it's excercise! Honey...? Where are you?

[buzzer]
Norb: "Pick-up lines from school teachers"
Dag: Quit spanking that child! How about if I spank YOU for a while!

[buzzer]
Norb: "The real reason why little kids won't eat anything green"

Daffy: Mommy mommy! They're aliens! Aliens!
buzzer]
NMorb: "Bad times to say I love you"

Dag: You are such a lazy husband! You do nothing but sit there and..
Bucky: I ;ove you.
buzzer
Norb: Okay that's enough. We'll be right back.

[Brandon Pierce]

Norb: Hey! Welcome back! Hey, you know all those commercials you just saw? They're all plagerized ideas. Okay, time for...... HOEDOWN! okay, audience what I need is um.... something that people are afraid of? Germs? Okay, I don't think we've done that. Okay, The Germs Hoedown with the help of Charlie Brissett at the piano. Take it away.

Dag:
I don't like germs, they are so yucky.
Where'd I get mine from? Why, Bucky!
Yep................................................
Oh, his germs are killing me! [falls to the ground]

Bucky:
Dag says I got germs but that's so not true
How do I know he's the one that do?
...................................................
........................ aw, crap!

Garfield:
I'm completly germ-free! Yes I am!
I'm as clean as a beaver dam!
I wazsh myself everyday!
Uhhh... HEY!

Daffy:
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........ This will NEVER air!

All:
THIS WILL NEVER AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRR!

[Brandon Pierce]

Norb: Okay, time for a game called World's Worst. Everyone steop down to the world's worst step. And what you're going to do is world's worst parent. Annnnnd Tarzen doesn't count.

Dag: "Hi, I'm Sam Malone."

buzzer

Garfield: Have you ever been to Africa? It's a beautiful country isn't it?

buzzer

Bucky: Luke.........

buzzer

Dag: Hi....... I'm Ted Turner.

buzzer

Garfield: Yakkity Yak!
Dag: Don't talk back!

buzzer

Daffy: Giddy up!

buzzer

Norb: Alright that's enough, and unfortunatly that's the last game and I see that Daffy Duck is the winner! And the prize is to read the credits in a style of mt choosing. I want you to read the credits as...... Adolf Hitler. Yeah. Good luck. So allow me to have Dagget Beaver, Bucky Katt, Garfield the Cat, Daffy Duck, Charlie Brissett, and me Norbert Beaver say Goodnight to the viewers. "Good Night to the viewers."

[musice starts, Daffy goes to the monitor]

Daffy: HEIL! DAN PATTERSON! SIEG HIEL! UOONCIMAFFABLO! HIKIKIOLOPI! MARK LEVESON! OOOF WITH YA HEAD! JA! HIGIJEEOOPI! INVADE ZEE DAGGETT BEAVER! LEWAR DECLARE ON DAFFY DOOK! GIPIHIGHLOWLIP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAUKSPAGH! YOUWILLOBEYME! HEIL! HITLERCOMMANDSIT! HIEL!