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Doc Gerbil Strikes Back (Courage The Cowardy Dog)
Muriel: Oh Eustace, thats a really nice painting Courage painted, isn't it?
Eustace: So What!
Muriel: We should go to the farmer's market today, I'm all out of vinegar!
Eustace: Stupid Vinegar, Wasteful Trip!
Muriel: Eustace! It'll be fine!
Courage walks up to the door to leave the house and Eustace slams the door and hits Courage in the face.
Courage: Ouch!
Eustace: (Laughs), Come on you Stupid Clumpsy Dog!
Then they arrive at the Market, its quite an old market, very dark,cold and eerie!
Courage: Where is everybody?
Muriel: Seems empty maybe the place is closed.
Eustace: Wheres the beef jurkey at!?
Doc Gerbil: Welcome to...
Katz: Katz Market...
Doc Gerbil: Gerbil Market...
they start to argue...
Katz: Its mine not yours!
Doc Gerbil: Here kitty kitty... catnip!
Doc Gerbil throws the catnip out of the market and Katz runs away
Doc Gerbil : What would you folks like here? We have sour pickles,killer tomatos,evil eggplants,murderous melons.... they are all very dangerous....I mean....uh...ripe!
Muriel: I'll have some bloody Bananas!
Eustace: I hate bananas!
Muriel: How about the punching pears?
Doc Gerbil: (evil-spoken) Sure!
Evil Pears come out of a freezer and starts punching Eustace, Muriel then gets hit by one and passes out.Courage finds a bottle of acid apple juice and throws it on Doc Gerbil. He steams into dust and blows away. Courage then takes the pears and eats them all.
Muriel: Oh! Thank you Courage
Eustice: Stupid Dog, I was having a good boxing match with the pear!
Muriel: Oh I remember now, I have some extra vinegar in the basement, silly me!
Courage: (rolls his eyes after hearing Muriel's responce)
Katz: hey! has anyone seen some more catnip?
Courage: (screams at the sight of Katz) Here we go again!
The End
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