A Day In The Life of Chris James

[Dark Vicious]

Some of the comments take place in reality and other take place in his head so bear in mind the reality convos with people are initalic

Chris:Today is a new day I keep telling myself that "Everything will eventually work itself out" well that's what used to tell myself until I finally couldn't take being a shove over anymore. Well let's just say I changed my life style a bit and it wound me up here, jail a waste pit filled with crappy food, crappy toilets, and crappy people with crappy attitudes. Although I can't really blame them I'm pissed off because I'm here for something that I shouldn't have done but did if I could turn back time I probably would kill him again. Kill who you ask? Well just let me tell you this gruesome story and then you'll know why excactly why I'm here

[Dark Vicious]

I had been partying all night and I got wasted I woke up around 5:30 in the morning puking on my white fluffy carpet only by the time I threw up on it it was black probably with my friends muddy footprints on it.Anyways I'll call Stanley Steamer Jr.You've never heard of Stanley Jr.? He is the local cleaning guy and he does a great job for a cheap price. Anyways I got up, got undressed, and I took a shower. Why not? I'm covered in puke, it wakes me up, and it's refreshing. After I got out I slipped on the wet floor and broke my nose. As if that wasn't bad enough when I got up I put a towel on and saw there were no clothes in my closet! I hate my friends for that. Except..wait! there is one suit in my closet left my suit and tie. I hate my suit and tie it's uncomfortable, stiff, and it just plain looks stupid. I put it on I'd rather go to work naked but I'd get fired and go to the looney bin like Robert McCain. So I get in my car..nothing special a crappy American made car..a Dodge.

Whoops sorry i'll tell you the rest later