Bugs & Daffy Censor the Censors (chainlink story)

[Brandon Pierce]

(open on bugs's rabbit hole. Bugs quickly dives in, cut to inside Bugs's house. He's turning on the tv)

Bugs: Whoo-hoo! June Bugs 2003 is starting! CN promised me they'd show every single one of my cartoons this weekend! And there's no way they can go back on their promise. I made those fools sign a contract. Heehee. IN YOUR FACE CARTOON NETW--

[48 Hours Later]

Bugs: Whattheheck?! They did NOT show all my cartoons! This is a discrace! They PROMISED they'd show those 9 cartoons!

(daffy climbs down rabbit hole)

Daffy: Hey, Bugs! I just watched June Bugs. What gives? You said CN was gonna show ALL your cartoons!

Bugs: Well, they lied.... again.

Daffy: Well, at this moment there's a heapin' crowd a people outside your doorstop. I would like to take this time to taunt you.
BUGS BUNNY IS A BIG STINKY LOSER WHO BELIEVES EVERYTHING CN TELLS HIM!!! HAHAHA!!!

Bugs: Oh, yeah? Well I don't see Commando Duck arin' on tv.

Daffy: You ever get the feelin' CN doesn't treat you with respect is because you have a big mouth?!

Bugs: Be that as it may! I'm marching to that studio and I'm gonna give the censors a piece of my mind!

(bugs opens up his head and takes out a piece of his brain. Bugs exists)

Daffy: Oh.... I could have done without that visual.

[to be continued)

[Pietro]

(We fade to a the "Cargoon Networm" in Georgia where Bugs and Daffy arrive (digging underground))

Daffy: Brother! What a way ta run a railroad!

(Daffy wacks the sides of his head and small pieces of dirt fall out of his ear)

Daffy: It's scientific! Ducks swim! They don't travel underground!

Bugs: Eh, quite fightin' it, doc! At least we're here! Now ta show Cargoon Netwoim a piece of my min.....

(Daffy interrupts)

Daffy: Please, no more corny puns! Look, you're goin' about it the wrong way! Cargoon Networm has a very screwy way of handlin' things! Like the time I requested they show my 1942 classic, "Daffy's Southern Exposure" in black and white! Instead they showed Sloppy-Doo! Yuck!

Bugs: Eh, don'tcha mean....

(Daffy covers Bugs' mouth with his hand)

Daffy: Shhh....quiet, bud. We're tryin' ta avoid lawsuit, here!

Bugs: Well, okay....

(Bugs walks up to the door and meets an associate, Beaky Buzzard)

Beaky: Um, yes.

Bugs: I demand why you didn't show dem 12 cartoons of my on June Bugs?

Beaky: Welll, uh, because Ed Burner forbids us ta air the ones we do have.

Bugs: WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE YA DIDN'T......huh? What was dat again?

Beaky: Welll, uh, like I said, because Ed Burner forbids us ta air the ones we do have.

Bugs: Oh.

(We fade to Bugs sitting on the stars of Daffy's front porch with Daffy)

Daffy: Got any more bright ideas?

Off-screen voice: See, amigos.

(The camera backs away revealing Speedy Gonzales)

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!