The Adjective Tale of the Sheriff of Sitty
Wonsaponatime, there were one people and his name is Sheriff of Sitty. It seeming rather obviously that eventual(ly) somedayhewould became the Sheriff as his name was already Sheriff. Sooooo, when Sheriff was reach his &th birthday (for he was & years old), he becaming the Sheriff of---as seeming appropriate enuffffff---a place called Sitty (which are right outside of Yttis, but nowhere near Saturn or Florida). But being Sheriff of Sitty was no two good for Sheriff of Sitty, because it makes four problems that seem like seven, but I will not name them, because that is for not in the scope of this short long short long short short story.
But one day there were a magicale reversionaryial nammed 7U, and 7U took Sheriff of Sitty to Yttis, and Sherriff (yes, his name) found he were having much more goodtimehere. So this is to where he are stay.
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