Nicktoons Survivor Episode 6: Family Reunion

[Brandon Pierce]

DAY 16

Stimpy: Hey! I rembered what I don't like! SAND!
(thinks for a second looks down and realizes he's standing on sand) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumps up into a palm tree and hangs there in fright)

DAY 17

(helicopter appears out of the sky Norb comes out)

Norb: Okay, guys! I got some BIG news!!!

Dib: Yeah? That's just what we need!

Norb: With me, I have brought...

Angelica: A taylor? My dress is starting to tear.

Norb: No. But...

Gaz: The battery company?! my Game Slave went dead yesterday, and when I don't have my Gameslave, I get mad....

Norb: Actually, something even BETTER!!! (opens up the helicopter door and out comes the survivors' family members and friends)

Stimpy: Ren!!!

Ren: Let me tell you something you eediot!! You BETTER win that money!!! If you don't I'll slap you like there's no tomorrow! I'll be VERY ANGRy, Man! And you won't like it when I'm angry, you stupid, IMBEECEEIL!!! (storms off back into the chopper)

Stimpy: Ren...... I'm getting the feeling you didn't miss me....

Norb: Dib. Gaz. Unfortunatly, you're dad was too busy at his lab to come and visit you guys...

Gaz: Hmph! That's big news....

Norb: HOWEVER, he did send this tape to you guys....
(brings out a tv and vcr, he pops the tape into the vcr)

Prof. Membrane (on tv): Gaz! Um....... and..... whatever your brother's name is... (dib sulks at the screen) I'm sorry that I won't be able to visit you on the island. Here at the lab, we're testing some highly powerful atomic bombs in case we ever enter WWIII, and so-- (looks off-camera) Wait... NOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO DROP THAT HERE!!!!!! (explosion, tape ends)

Gaz: Hmph! He didn't even say, "I love you."

Norb: Now, Tommy, I have no clue where your cousin is. I'm sure Angelica will be dropping in any minute...

(cut to a different part of the island, angelica is running with the map she found in the previous episode)

Angelica: Okay.... according to the map.... the treasure should be over.... (falls off a high cliff) HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(cut to angelica smashed at the bottom of the cliff)
Tommy: Angelica! There you are!

Angelica: Aw no you don't! You want the gold and diamonds that i'm after! But, you never get it! I HAVE THE MAP!!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET IT FROM MEEEE!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! (wind blows map out of angelica's hands, it goes into gaz's hands)

Gaz: Hmmmm.... according to the map..... the treasure is right here!

Angelica: THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW!!!!
(begins digging underground like a rabid mole)
Hey! I found the treasure! (opens box, a frog jumps out)

Frog (singing): Hello, my baby, hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal.....
Angelica: Oh, no you don't! Not on this island!!! (throws frog into the ocean) I hate frogs!!!

Gaz: Sooooo.... guess there really isn't any treasure after all....

Tomy (in tears): Angelica.... tell me it isn't true..... you like gold more than.... me?

Angelica: OH SHUT UP YOU DUMB BABY!!!!!!!! (takes hammer out and starts pounding Tommy on the head repeatedly)

DAY 18
Norb: Well, we had no Humidity Challenge so.... I'll just let Angelica have the Humidity.

Dib, Gaz, and Stimpy: WHAT???!!!

Angelica: REALLY?! YES!!!

Norb: Alright, now you guys go vote....

(later, after votes are tallied)

Dib: WHATTAYA MEAN I'M THE NEXT ONE VOTED OFF!!!!

Gaz: Well.... Stimpy and I felt bad about what happened yesterday with dad, so I figured....

Angelica: Well, I voted for Gaz, but I was outranked, but AT LEAST I HAVE HUMIDITY!!!!

(zim's ship appears)
Zim: Helloooooooooooo, DIIIIIIB!!!!

Dib: Whatthe....? Zim?! What are you doing here?!

Norb: Oh..... sorry, Dib, forgot to tell you about the deal I made with Zim. If you ever got voted off, I'd let zim capture you and perform expirements on you!

Dib (as he gets sucked into Zim's ship): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zim (as his ship zooms away): BWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH-HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Gir (faded): I LIKE CHEESE!!!!!

[Pietro]

Very funny! Good job Brandon!

-Pietro