Clash of the Cartoon Stars: Shredder vs Sammurri Jack
(Opens in Comentators booth at Acme Headquarters)
Bugs: Eh... What's up doc? This is Bugs Bunny here with another heart pounding episode of the CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS... And over here is my co host former Disney Star Mickey
Mickey: (sobbing) Why... Why did she leave me?
Bugs: Who doc.
Mickey (Still sobbing) MINNEY! SHE LEFT ME! (Bug hand him a handkerchief, Mickey blows his nose and hands it back to bugs)
Bugs: Did she give a reason?
Mickey: (calms down) She said I was not protective enough. (Starts sobbing agian) Now shes with him.
Bugs: Eh... who?
(Camera pans out to the Audaince where Minney can be seen sitting next to Jerry Mouse who is wearing a zuit suit. It then returns to the studio)
Bugs: Eh... hate to break it to you mac, but it looks as if the the better Mouse won. (Mickey bawls quite loudly) Tonight we have Arroku Sakior somtin vs Jack. (Mickey lets out a loud whine) Anyway now we go to Mr T to tell us about tonights fighter.
(Camera on Mr. T in the Arena)
Mr. T: Thankya Bugs. Tonight in the arena we have the Ninja Turtles All time greatest Villian, Shreddar (camera focuses on Shreddar, boos are heard)
Akum: (From Audiance) GO SHREDDAR!!! DESTROY THAT SAMMURI!!!!
Mr. T: (Cameral on Mr. T again) And in the other corner we have the Famous Sammurri from the Past, Jack (Camera is on Jack, the Crowd Cheers)
Micolangelo: Kick some Some Shell Dude.
(Camera comes to Bugs)
Well get back to the match after a short comercail break.
Anouncer: On the next E true Cartoon Story we will have Sylvester's story.
(Camera on Tweety)
Tweety: Sylvester wasn't really a bad old putty kat, in fact we were friends.
(Camera on Sylvester)
Sylvester: Granny wasn't such a sweeett old lady, in fact she often drank and sometimes would hit me even when it wasn't in the script.
(Camera on Granny)
Granny: Sylvester was always chewin that dang tobbaco, it really made him horrible to work around, constantly spittin.
See it on the Next E True Cartoon story.
(The screen returns to the Arena, then Camer Comes on Bugs)
Bugs: Ok docs, welcome back, the Fight is about to begin.
(Camera goes to the arena)
Mr. T: Ok, LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!!
(Shreddar draws his sword, Jack Bow and does the same)
Shreddar: I will destroy you.
Jack: Your evil will not Triumph.
Shreddar: Shove it Samurri.
(Shreddar lunges at Jack, the two lock swords, then the two Break, Swords clash numerous times, the Crowd is going wild)
Jack: You are quite skilled.
Shreddar: And you quite a pest.
(Again Swords Lock, the duel continues till Jakk's sword Finally shatters Shreddar's)
Jack: You have no sword, you'd be wise to admit defeat.
(Camera is Back on Bugs and Mickey)
Bugs: Eww... Seems Shreddar has has lost his sword and shortly the battle. What do you think Mick?
Mickey: I think she once loved me, she said she did.
Bugs: Yeah... Anyway back to the Match.
(The camera is back on the Ring, Jack Holding the sword looking on at Shreddar,)
Jack: If you will give up, I will not prcceed, however, if you don't I will finsh you.
Shreddar: Come and Get Me.
(Jack comes Towards Shreddar, as he does though Shreddar whips out a blaster shooting the sword causing the sword to heat up and forcing Jack to drop it.)
Shreddar: Did you really expect me to fight fair?
Jack : Your lack of honor we'll be your destruction.
(The Camer goes back on Bugs and Mickey)
Bugs: Well it seems that the Shreddar had some trick up his Shiny Sleaves and now has the upper hand. Well have the conclusion of the match after this.
Anouncer: Do your Bones Ache (Toon Dog gets ran over by car) well then get Toon Gay, the newest pain refief medication from the Acme corp. Unlike similar Pain Reliever, Toon Gay actually restore Cartilidge so when worse is for worse (Ton Dog get up and a piano falls on him.) you hjave Bone Gay (Dog applys Toon Gay, makes ok Gesture and Reveal Piano key Teeth)
(Back to the show)
Bugs: Again we takme you all back to the Fight, where Shreddar has Just Gained the Upper hand Using Cheap tricks. Now back to the Arena.
(The camera is back on the arena, the crowd is booing acce Aku who is cheering loudly)
Shreddar: It ends now Sammuri.
(Shreddar comes toward Jack preparin to blast him however as he start to Squeeze the Trigger, something Latches onto it wripping it out of his hand.)
Shreddar: What in Blazes?
(Cammera on Micolangelo as he yanks the gun up with his Grappilng hgook)
(Camera on Aku)
Aku: CHEATING!!! THERE WAS OUTSIDE INTERFEARANCE!!!!
(Camera on Mr. T)
Mr. T: I aint seen no outside intfearance FOOL! What bout you Bugs.
(Camera on Bugs)
Bugs: Nah Doc (winks), can't say that I did.
(Back on the two in the Arena, the Crowd agian chears, Shreddar Lunges at Jack, Jack Dodges Shredsar bladed armor as it makes wild slashes at him, Shreddar Pushes back Jack in the edge of the ring)
Shreddar: Now its over Sammuri.
Jack: You are write.
(Shreddar Lunges at Jack as he does Jack leans back as Shreddar's Claw scrapes his shirt wripping it, Jack then Proceeds to Grab his arm And Flings him out of trhe ring.)
Mr. T: Shreddar went out of the ring, thefore I declare Jack here the Winner. (Jack bows, crowd cheers wildly, the camera comes back on Bugs and Mickey)
Bugs: Well I have to say that was one amazing match, this is the type of match the fans love. A hero fighting a villian, a showdown unpredictable till the end. Anything to Add Mick?
Mickey: Minney, if you're listening, I can change, really I can. I will do anything to get you back... (Bugs Pushes him aside)
Bugs: You do that Doc. Well anyway this is Bugs Bunny Saying until next week, good night and good fight.
Last edited by hdofu; 04-06-2002 at 06:45 PM.
The lesser of two logics
What ya think?...
Next up will be a match between Fritz the Cat and Towely. the match of the tokers.
The lesser of two logics