Whose Line Is It, Anyway? Featuring Norbert Beaver!

[Brandon Pierce]

(camera pans over audience. logo appears on screen)

Drew: Good evening everyone and welcome to Whose Line Is It, Anyway? On tonight's show...

(camera zooms over to the performers)

Watch out! Beaver Feaver is contaigious: NORBERT BEAVER!

The rumor's false, he doesn't have bacteria in his ears: WAYNE BRADY!

Is baldness a disease? COLIN MOCHRIE!

Everything about him is sickening: RYAN STILES!

(cut to drew)

Drew: And I'm your host, Drew Carey! C'mon let's have some fun.

(audience stops applauding)

Welcome to Whose Line Is It, Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. The points are nothing. That's right, the points are like the show SEINFELD. It's all about nothing. For those who have never seen the show before, these four performers are going to make up stuff right off the top of their heads. Their going to play various games and take suggestions from these cards that they've never seen before, and suggestions from the audience. At the end of each round I give them points. I don't know why, it's just a gag to hold the show together. And at the end we pick a winner. And the winner gets to do a little something special with me.

(colin looks around nervously)

Hey I don't like it anymore then they do.
Uhh.... let's start off with a game called, Weird Newscasters this is for all four of you. Norbert, you're going to be the ancor for a news program, and yor co-news casters are going to have strange quirks or idenities. Colin, your the co-ancor and you are "Giving Birth".
(colin rolls his eyes)
Wayne, your the sports reporter and you are "Santa Clause."
(wayne looks at the audience with confused look)
And Ryan, your doing the weather, and you are "Captain Janeway from ST: Voyager."
So, whenever you hear the music take it way.

(music begins)

Norbert: Hi, and welcome to the 6 'O Clock News at 7. This just in, Drew Carey is starting to bald, and now must take pointers from Colin Mochrie, something no balding man wants to do. Also Denny Siegel is growing more and more embarrassed with her name and is thinking of changing it to Donna Hawlkgirl. Now over to my co-ancor Stink-a-lot.

Colin: Uhh... I thionk it's ready! OW! THIS HURTS! Imagine me.... the first male to give birth! OW! How can women stand this?! OUCH!

Norbert: Well, apparently that's all the news from Stink-a-lot, now over to sports with Wayne Brady.

Wayne (imitating santa clause): Ho-ho-ho, everyone! Have you all been good? I hope so. 'cause you know what you'll get in your stocking if you're bad. No, not a lump of coal..... even worse.... ARLENE KLASKY! Anyway, there is no sports today. All my reindeer are so uptight about pulling 567 pounds through the night, I didn't have time to check sports back to you. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Norbert: I thought it was Easter. Oh, well, over to Ryan.

Ryan (imitating janeway): There is no weather in space. You idiot! Do I hafta do everything around here?! I hafta report something that isn't in space and you guys just sit drinking coffe! What's up with that?! Where's my coffe?! Someone give me coffe! Or I'll screaaammmm!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(buzzer)

Drew: 100 points to Ryan. Let's just hope Kate McGrew didn't see that.




TO BE CONTINUED....... I'll finish this episode later, so you guys don't have to.

[LoveLuckandLollypops]

Hey, you're a Whose Line fan too? Great start!

[Brandon Pierce]

Drew: Now let's go on to a game called, "Whose Line?" Believe it or else, we have a game called, Whose Line? This game is for Ryan and Colin.

(ryan and colin get up and recieve their line envelopes from drew)

Before the show we ask audiences to make up random lines for us. And during the game Ryan and Colin will insert them as they perform. Colin you are INVADER ZIM! And Ryan you are DIB. Dib is of coarse, trying to capture Zim. Whenever your ready, take it away.

Colin: EWWWW!!!! Get away from me fowl stinky human!

Ryan: Oh, shut up, a lie detector test never hurt anyone. Oh,. finally! Once I've captured you I'll show you to the world, and people will look up to me and say (takes envelope out of his pocket) "Sufferin' succotash!"

Colin: Uhhh....

Ryan: Don't you see? Only fans of Looney Tunes would respect me. They want aliens like you off the street?

Colin: I'm not japanese.

Ryan: That's not what I meant.

Colin: Fine! Capture me! But, be warned! (takes envelope out) "Drew Carey is alergic to showering!"

Ryan: You think that scares me?! I still haven't taken MY yearly shower yet.

Colin: Ha! More proof on how disgusting you humans are!

Ryan: What's wrong with not taking showers? Personally, this is what I think of them: (takes out envelope) "Paul is a dead man! Miss him! Miss him!"

Colin: What's that supposed to mean? Are you saying The Beatles never showered?!

Ryan: Now.... now.... let's not start another rumor about The Beatles!

Colin: This sucks! The Looney Tunes buffs have turned against me, The Beatles never showered, what's next? (takes out envelope) "I HATE MONDAYS!"

Ryan: Who doesn't?

(drew buzzes them, ryan and colin sit down)

Drew: 1,000 points to Ryan. For having the guts to start another rumor about The Beatles! But, now let's go on to our favorite game in the world: HOEDOWN!!!!!!

(audience cheers)

Now, what I need from the audience, is a cartoon show on NICKELODEON that annoys you.

Audience Member: Rugrats!

Audience Member: Rugrats!

Drew: Uhh.... pretty much everyone has poked fun at that show. Let's go with a different Arlene Klasky serise.

Audience Member: ROCKET POWER!!!

Drew: Rocket Power! Let's go with Rocket Power. So, Laura Hall, whenever you're ready, let's hear the Rocket Power Hoedown!

(laura hall begins the piano hoedown music)

Wayne: Guess what just killed NICK's popularity?
A dumb Klasky 'toon. Not much of a rarity.
The show's about skating. What kind of a plot is that?
I smell a dead writer, getting eaten by a rat!

Norbert: What kind of a name for a girl is Reggie?
Wasn't there and Archie by the name Reggie?
Otto and Twister are pretty sad names too,
They were all probably named after Winnie the Pooh!

Colin: I watched Rocket Power once, and it really was the pits!
The plot was to hard to comprehand, soon my brain itched!
Really, what kind of a name is "The Squid"?
I hear all the Rocket Power toys all get destroyed by Sid.

Ryan: Rocket Power is perfect for any Halloween party.
Drat! I can't think of a word that rhymes with "party"!
It is quit obvious, this cartoon is very scary.
However the show's only fan is none other than Drew Carey!

ALL: NONE OTHER THAN DREW CAREY!!!

Drew: We're gonna go to a commercial and find out who the winner is. Don't go away!

[BlueAngelGal]

Wahoo, fellow Whosers on TZ! You've captured the contestants' quirks pretty well, here, too.

[Brandon Pierce]

Sheesh, I don't think I'll ever get around to finishing this. Someone here go ahead!