Clash of the Cartoon Stars: The Powerpuff Girls VS. Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy

[The Dork Knight]

Bugs: Welcome to tonight's episode of Clash of the Cartoon Stars! I'm Bugs Bunny!
Mickey: I'm Mickey Mouse!
Jim Ross: And I'm good old J.R.!
Mickey: What are you doing here?
Jim Ross: Vince McMahon gave me a day off.
Mickey: Does McMahon pay well?
Jim Ross: Hell no!
Bugs: Boy, for a millionaire McMahon sure is greedy!
Jim Ross: You sure ain't whistling Dixie! Anyway, tonight's show is a real slobberknocker!
Bugs: You're right J.R.! Tonight's fight pit's Powerpuff Girls against The Ed's! How did this rivalry get started Mickey?
Mickey: Well Bugs, a few weeks ago, the 'Puffs came to the Coltisack (The Ed's hometown) when there was a giant monster rampaging the small town. Let's just say their coming was not received very well.
Jim Ross: Immediately the Ed's made a scam. What was the scam you ask?
Bugs: A tunnel of love......
Mickey: Why a tunnel of love you ask? The Ed's instantly fell in love with the 'Puffs.
Jim Ross: Thing is, the girls hated the Ed's. So afterwards the 'Puffs challenged them to fight on this very show. Let's head down to the ring where referee Mr. T will explain the rules.
Mr. T: Thanks guys! Tonight's fight will be a Team Battle Royal! Whoever wins will receive a lifetimes supply of jawbreakers!
Bugs: Mr. T, who do you think has a better chance of winning?
Mr. T: Hell if I know! I'm just the damn ref! Don't give me this jibba-jabba!
Mickey: Before the fighters come to the ring, we must take a quick commercial break!

Maxie Zeus: Hi,I'm Maxie Zeus. Moderator for the all new Cafe Toonzone! Do you like talking about your favorite band? Do you like talking about video games? Then come to the all new Cafe Toonzone located at forums.toonzone.net! See you there!

Bugs: Welcome back to Clash of the Cartoon Stars! At the moment our fighters are entering the ring. Let's go down to Mr. T for the rules!
Mr. T: Ok guys, here are the rules. 'Puffs, if you use any, and I do mean any of your super powers, you get a automatic DQ! That's enough of that jibba-jabba, now let's get it on!
*Bell rings*
Buttercup: Just because we're girls does'nt mean we'll kick your butts!
Eddy: Oh I'm real scared. Get her Ed!
Ed: Ok Eddy! Release the power of the gravy!
*From out of no where, gravy comes out of the walls and shoots Buttercup out of the ring*

Jim Ross: What the hell was that?
Bugs: Who knows! But you'll only see that move on Clash of the Cartoon Stars!
Mickey: You got that right Bugs!
Bugs: Wait a second! Could it be? Oh my gosh! It's Ed's little sister Sarah!

Sarah: What are you doing Ed? Mom is worried all about you! Now get home for dinner!
Ed: Ok baby sister...
*Sarah spots camera*
Sarah: Hey I'm on TV! Hi Jimmy!
*At Jimmy's house*
Jimmy: What a premadonna....

Bugs: The Ed's and the Puffs have each lost one team member! We'll be right back after this short commercial break!

Jay: Hi, I'm Jay.
Silent Bob: And I'm Silent Bob.
Jay: In the coming weeks, me and Silent Bob here will be fighting those two guys at the Quick Stop, Dante and Randall here on Clash of the Cartoon Star. Hopefully we'll win this match! See ya there!
Silent Bob: Oh yeah, does anyone want to buy a monkey? It knows how to smoke!
Jay: If so, then call us at 555-5555! Snootch to the nootch!

Bugs: You won't believe what happened during the commercial break!
Mickey: During the break, Blossom accidentally used her super powers against Eddy shooting him into the ultra-hard turnbuckle!
Jim Ross: Because of that devastating blow, Eddy was rendered unconscious and needed medical attention. Blossom was immediately disqualified for her violent actions. Let's go backstage as Eddy is receiving medical help.

*Eddy is being put onto a stretcher as two big headed shadows come by holding two lead pipes*
Eddy: Grandpapa, is that you?
*The two figures assault Eddy in the stretcher while we hear loud screams*

Bugs: Those two big-headed shadows could'nt be who I think they are.... Could it be them?
Jim Ross: I think it is them...
Mickey: Wow! For cute little girls, they sure can be deadly!
Jim Ross: Let's get back to the fight shall we?

Bubbles: I'm gonna get you out of this ring Brainiac!
Edd: I knew this would come in handy.....
*Pulls giant jawbreaker out of pocket*
Bubbles: What the?!?!?!?!?!
*Edd throws giant jawbreaker at Bubbles knocking her out of the ring*
Bugs: She's going....going....GONE! She's out of the ring!
Bubbles: Ow.... my.... jaw....
Jim Ross: So that's why they came them jawbreakers....
Mr. T: The winners are Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy!
Bugs: Mickey is backstage right now interviewing the two big headed shadows. Let's go down to him.
Mickey: Thanks Bugs! Big headed shadows.... Are you really Blossom and Buttercup?
*Big-headed shadows use their laser eyes and zap Mickey*
Mickey: I guess so....

Bugs: For Mickey Mouse, I'm Bugs Bunny.
Jim Ross: And I'm good ol' J.R.! Good fight!
Bugs: Good night!

All characters and likenesses are copyrighted by AOL Time-Warner, Disney, View Askew, and WWFE. Copyrighted 2002

- Foley Is Good

[hdofu]

Awsome, the power of gravy is truely a force to be reckoned with.