Nicktoons Survivor Episode 1: Survival of the Spootiest

[Brandon Pierce]

(we see a plane flying across a deep, blue, sea heading towards an uncharted desert island)

Norb (on voic-over): Welcome, audience! To Nicktoons Survivor.
(cut to inside shot of the plane with the survivors inside)
This is a game in which we take eight complete Nicktoon strangers, and abandon them in the middle of nowhere. Here, they need to learn to outfox, outsmart, and outcast.

(we see a co-pilot walking up to the survivors to grab their parachutes, and get off the plane)

Angelica: What?! I'm afraid of heights!

Stimpy: I love heights! Skydiving time! Happy, happy, joy, joy!

(timmy turner is seen grabbing his backpack, he opens it up and talks to his godparents who were hiding in the pack)

Timmy: It's almost time to get off the plane.

Cosmo: It's about time! I'm turning into a popsicle in here!

Wanda: Whattaya mean popsicle? It's hot like the desert!

Cosmo: Wha--?

Norb (on voice-over): Every three days one tribe member will be voted out. If any of you have already watched the real survivor serise, then you know the rules.

(angelica jumps off the plane)

Angelica: Now... uhhh..... count to ten and pull the string.... 1... 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.... 9.... what comes after 9? (Gaz flies by angelica) Hey! What comes after 9?!
Gaz: 10!
Angelica: Oh, yeah! TEN!!!! (angelica crashes onto the island before she can open her parachute) Ow.

(shiny black limo drives through the island out of nowhere. It stops in front of the survivors, norbert beaver steps out of the limo)
Norb: And, now, let's meet the survivors!
Dib: What's with the limo?
Norb: First, we have Dib. He's from the show Invader Zim. 2nd, his sister, Gaz.
Gaz: Don't bother me! I'm in The Zone. (gaz is seen playing a video game)
Norb: Third, Helga Pataki. She's from Hey Arnold!
Helga: Hey, mom! Hey, Arnold, my sweet.
Norb: Okay.... fourth, is another character from Hey, Arnold! Gerald. Fith is Stimpson J. Cat, from Ren & Stimpy!
Stimpy: Hi, Ren!
Norb: Sixth is Timmy from the Fairly Oddparents.
Timmy: Is it okay if I brought my god parents with me?
Norb: Huh?
Timmy: Just to keep me company, not to get me food or anything!
Norb: Well... okay. Rulebook doesn't say anything about godparents coming along. I guess it's okay.
Timmy: Yes!
Cosmo & Wanda: Yea!
Norb: 7th is Filbert the Turtle. He's from Rocko's Modern Life.
Filbert: I'm naucious, I'm naucious...
Norb and eighth is Eliza from The Wild Thornberries (eliza is about to say something, but norb cuts her off) Well, that's all the time we have! Let's go to a commercial!

[Commercials]

[after]
DAY 2

Norb: Well... it was an incredibly hot, scorching day today. Nothing much really happened today.... exept...

[clip starts]
Eliza: I can't believe you <bleep> washed your clothes in the bucket we were using to cook our food!
Angelica: Well, I'm <bleeeep> sorry!
[clip ends]

Norb: And, now... onto Day 3.

DAY 3

[we see the survivors already at Tribal Council]
Norb: The first NT to be voted out of NT Survivor is.................................................................................................. ...................................





















..... TIMMY!
Timmy: WHAT?!
Norb: Well, if you hadn't been using your oddparents to bring you food, you wouldn't be out.
Timmy: Darn.
Cosmo & Wanda: Sorry.
(the fairies zap timmy, he dissapears, the fairies then dissapear)
Norb: The rest of you should get some sleep, there's a lot to do tomorrow.
....
... for now, anyway.

[Pietro]

Very good so far! It's just as good as one of your "Termite Terrace" fanfics! Keep up the excellent work! I hope Eliza or Angelica get voted off soon..... BTW, how is the next "Clash of the Cartoon Stars" coming?

-Pietro

[Thad Komorowski]

Nice job, Brandon. I hope that Stimpy wins, I'm pretty sure it be very funny if he did.




-Thad