The Clash of the Cartoon Stars: The Pink Panther vs. Cool Cat

[Pietro]

(Opens to commentator's booth at Acme Headquarters)
Bugs: Welcome again folks! Dis is Billionaire Bugs Bunny
bringing you another fantastic episode of
CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS! My co-host, Mickey, couldn't
make it today. He passed out after losing the bet I made with him!
Anyway, we've got three replacement co-hosts in line to host the
next three episodes of CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS! Today,
my co-host is Mr. Buzzy F. Crow (the F stands for funny).
Buzzy: Hi Boss!
Bugs: You see Buzzy here is the original toon doctor.
He tried curing cats of smoking, hiccups, tooth aches, and colds!
Buzzy: Dat's right, now on wit' da fight! Today's contestants
are DA PINK PANTHER and COOL CAT! And now here's our ref Mr. T!
Mr. T: I thought, maybe these two cool cats should do a little boxing today.
What do you think!
Bugs: Yeah. Good idea!
(Bell goes off. The Pink Panther walks out in the middle of the ring
while his theme song is playing.)
Mr. T: Round One!
Cool Cat: You're goin' down!
(Pink Panther just acts cool and smiles while smoking a cigarette.
Cool Cat just jumps, hops, and moves his fist around. The Pink
Panther yawns and just punches him to the other side of the ring.
The bell goes off. The Pink Panther walks over to his side of the ring,
sits down and starts panting. Cool Cat fills his glove with horseshoes.)
Cool Cat: Ha! No panther is gonna make a fool out of me!
(Bell rings. The Pink Panther just relaxes, but Cool Cat finally throws
a punch. The Pink Panther gets mad and empties Cool Cat's glove revealing
a bunch of horseshoes and a horse. Bell rings.)
Mr. T: Ohh, I'm afraid I saw some cheatin', but we won't stop dis fight yet,
because our boss said to keep it alive!
(Bell Rings. Both "The Pink Panther" and "Cool Cat" meet in the center of the ring.
Cool Cat just jumps, hops, and moves his fist around. The Pink Panther drinks a glass
of water, looks at Cool Cat, spits the water out in his face and starts laughing.)
Cool Cat: Aww man!
(Cool Cat starts beating up The Pink Panther forming a cloud of dust!)
Mr. T: In a moment, the results of dis match!
Bugs: And now for a commercial break!

(cut to commercial)

(words appear on the screen saying "Hank the Dentist.")
Chorus (in the background): With a pull and a yank get your money
from the bank and visit "Hank the Dentist."
(Crawford Crow (from "The Fox and the Crow) appears)
Crawford Crow: Hi friends! I'm Crawford Crow, a.k.a. Hank the Dentist! Oh look!
Here's a customer now!
(Mr. Fox (from "The Fox and the Crow) appears)
Mr. Fox: Oh, hi, can I use your telephone?
Crawford Crow: OK, just have a seat right here!
Mr. Fox: Oh thank you!
(Crawford Crow removes Mr. Fox's tooth)
Mr. Fox: OWWWW! I just wanted to use a telephone!
Crawford Crow: So friends come to "Hank the Dentist" for all yer
dental needs!
Chorus (in the background): So, visit "Hank the Dentist,"
Mr. Fox: Ahhhhhh!
Chorus (in the background): Yank, yank, yank!

(clash of the cartoons comes back on)
Buzzy: Welcome back to DA CLASH OF DA CARTOON STARS!
Mr. T: And the winner is......DA PINK PANTHER!
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Bugs: If you didn't catch what happened in the dust cloud, we put
it in slow motion to decide the winner. See for yourself!
(We watch The Pink Panther kick Cool Cat, and Cool Cat falls to the ground in slow-mo.)
COOL CAT (On video in slow-mo): NOOOOOOOO!
Bugs: So ya see The Pink Panther is the winner!
Cool Cat: Oh well, so wasn't a total loss.
(The Pink Panther takes his prize and walks off in the sunset to his theme song.)
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Bugs: Don't miss our next episode,
"Rugrats vs. Darkwing Duck!"

Well, what do ya think!

-Pietro

[Thad Komorowski]

Funny, Pietro! I especially like the Fox & Crow ad! I can actually see that as being real.




-Thad

[Brandon Pierce]

That was a good episode. I've always wanted to see Pinky kick Cool Cat's beret!