Clash of the Cartoon Stars: Rocket Power Vs. The Angry Beavers
Mr. T: Hello! Welcome to the stadium! Today... we watch a rampage like no other, it is a battle of wits, the players will need to use everything they got on their brain! But, first, let's introduce the hosts of the serise! Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse!
(camera cuts to bugs and mickey)
Bugs: Yeah, I think Jane Leeves is cute-- Oh, we're on! Today, those rampaging beavers Daggett and Norbert are at it again! To kick some Arlene Klasky South Pole! But, since they can't cram the Rugrats tonight, a tougher, meaner, group of kids have shown up!
Mickey: Yep! They are the kids from ROCKET POWER!!!! Oh, boy!
Bugs: Whose side are you on, Doc?
Mickey: The left side of the camera!
(bugs rolls his eyes)
Bugs: Mr. T. Why don't you start the game for us?
(camera cuts to mr. t.)
Mr. T: Let the battle begin!
(rocket power kids crash on top of T before he can get out of the way)
Otto: We're are those sucky beavers!
Twister: Yeah, let's kick their can!
(the beavers appear on stage wearing Men In Black clothes)
Dagget: Ready agent N?
Norb: Ready agent D!
Beavers: SUCK BEAVERS IN BLACK!!!!!!
(the beavers take alien pistols and blow up the rocket power kids)
Dag: That was easy.
Norb: To easy.....
(the real rockets appear)
Reggie: You fell for that trick! Those were decoys!
Dag: So..... Reggie.... aren't you one of the Archies?
Sam: No. Where'd you get that idea?
Otto: Who are the Archies?
(the beavers start giggling)
Dag: They don't know who the Archies are! Haha... wait... who are the Archies?
(cut to bugs watching an episode of frasier)
Bugs: Hey, Mickey you're missing it! Daphne's gonna ask Niles out!
(cut back to the stadium)
Dag: We can do anything you can do, only better!
Otto: Alrite.... can you play the Xzylophone?
Norb: Have you got a Xzlophone?
Otto: Sure do! Wait up!
Mr. T: And, Otto calls for a time-out. We'll be right back!
(cut to bugs and mickey)
Mickey: Are you sure that Michael Eisner's gay? Oh, we're on!
Bugs: Well.... we haven't really been keeping score. We already know who will win. But, I t'aint sayin'. It ruin the ending. Anyway, let's hear a word from our sponsers!
(cut to commercial)
(commercial opens up with Anne Robinson and George Grey)
Anne: Hello. You may know us from The Weakest Link.
George: Yeah, even though we're not cartoons, we have our own feudling going.
Anne: Join us, as George and I test each others wits to see who has the larger brain, and who is the borg implant that needs to be removed.
George: And who put the bob in the bob shoo-bob-shoo-bob.
Anne: Watch Anne Vs. George next Thursday at 10 PM on NBC. Goodbye.
(cut to another commercial)
(commercial opens up with Crow and Tom Servo from MST3K)
Tom: Hello, MSTies!
Crow: What's shaken?
Tom: I guess you've missed us since Mystery Science Theater 3000 shut down?
Crow: You know you miss us, Baby!
Tom: Well, if you love MST3K, then, you'll love Edward the Less!
Crow: Go to http://www.scifi.com/edwardtheless/ and start viewin'!
(clash of the cartoons comes back on)
Announcer: Clash of the Cartoon Stars is brought to by.... Bill's Bills. Serving Daffy bills for over 40 years.
(cut to bugs and mickey)
Mickey: Well, let's see if Otto got a Xzylophone ready!
(cut to stadium)
Mr T: Yes.... I believe he did....
Otto: Alright! Play!
Norb: What should we play?
Twister: Uhh.... Merry-go-round-broke down!
(cut to bugs)
Bugs: Now, what brought that on?
(cut back to the stadium)
Norb: Aright! I'll play it!
Dag: No! I wanna!
(dag and norb start thumb wrestling)
Reggie: So what's so spectacular about the Xzylophone?
Otto: There's a bomb in it. If they hit a certain not. Bye, bye, beavers!
Norb: I win the thumb wrestling!
Dag: Ahhhh... Spoot!
(norb goes up to xzylophone and plays Merry-go round broke down. He hits wrong note at the end.
Otto: No! That's not right! Try it again!
(begins playing the song "Merry-goround-broke down, he hits the wrong not at the end)
Otto: No! No! You stupid beaver! Like this! (pushes Norb out of the way, otto begins playing. Because he plays it correcty the bomb blows up in Rocket Power's face)
Dag, Norb, audience, Mr. T, Bugs, and Mickey: Ohhhhhhhhh.............. Ahhhhhhh.............. pretty.........
(smoke clears, Rocket power kids gone blown to dust)
Mr. T: And the winners are...... THE ANGRY BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dag & Norb: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!
(cut to bugs and mickey, mickey is sorting out 100 bucks to give to bugs)
Bugs: You shoulda went with The Beavers. You just HAD to bet on Rocket Power! Anyway... thanks for watching! (begins talking like Anne Robinson) Join us next time on CLASH OF THE CARTOONS! Goodbye.
GREAT JOB BRANDON! BTW, in next week's "Clash of the Cartoon Stars" I plan to have Buzzy the Crow make a special guest appearance!
These are pretty funny, I can't wait for the next one. You both have interesting styles. I was surprised that they didn't play "Those Endearing Young Charms," though.
...I sort of miss the old TTTP stories, though...