MST3k: The Pokemon/Digimon Crossover, The Amazing Super-Colossal PART TWO!

[Pietro]

(The Satellite of Love. Crow is looking all around the room to see if nobody's around.)

CROW: Oh, hi! I'm Crow T. Robot! Welcome to another "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Fanfic!

(Crow looks around and carefully approachs Mike's boxes and starts opening them. Then, Mike enters.)

MIKE: Crow! What are you doing?

CROW: Oh me, I'm just carrying these boxes to your room!

(Crow picks up boxes and runs away. Mike gives chase.)

MIKE: Hey come back here!

(Servo enters)

TOM: Oh hi! It feels like I've missed something.

(Crow and Mike run in)

CROW: Oh hi Servo!

TOM: Hey guys! What's up?

MIKE: Oh nothing!

CROW: Just chasing MIKE for my Christmas presents, that's all!

TOM: But, guys it not Christmas anymore!

CROW: Well, uh, hey the "Mads" are calling!

(onscreen the "Mads": DR. FORRESTER and FRANK)

DR. FORRESTER: Oh hi Mike and happy holidays!

FRANK: Are those boxes for me?

DR. FORRESTER: FRANK!

MIKE: So how are things down in Deep 13?

DR. FORRESTER: Good! We're almost ready for Christmas, but Frank here really wants some presnts and BAD!

FRANK: What did you buy me for Christmas?

MIKE: But, it's not even Christmas anymore! Servo said so!

DR. FORRESTER: Are you going to listen to him? Anyway, your fanfic for today, I've decided is PART TWO of your favorite fanfic "THE POKEMON/DIGIMON CROSSOVER!"

MIKE: Aww come on! Do we have to?

DR. FORRESTER: Oh yes, you have to! Enjoy!

(Forrester sends them the fanfic, and the siren goes off in "The Satellite of Love")

MIKE: IT'S FANFIC SIGN!

[Pietro]

(Mike (carrying Servo) and Crow enter the theater.)

>THE POKEMON/DIGIMON CROSSOVER: PART TWO:
>Battle between BlackWarGreymon and The Pokemon

MIKE: The Pokemon have no chance with that loser Ash!

>Tai: What will you do now, Ash?

CROW: Hopefully, Ash will just jump off the face of the earth.

>Ash: Charizard, let's see what this thing can do!

TOM (Charizard): HEY! Watch what your doin'!

>Ash: Use dragon rage!

MIKE (Charizard): On your life, buddy!

>Charizard: Alright! (dragon rage fires)

TOM (Charizard): PIKACHU! Oops! Wrong line!

>Tai: Wargreymon, you know what to do.

MIKE (Wargreymon): Uhhh...NO!

>Wargreymon: TERRA FORCE!!

>(terra destroyer plows through dragon rage and hits charizard)

>Ash: If that's the way you want to play, then I choose, EVERYBODY!

CROW: Including us?

>(all current and former pokemon appear)

TOM: Well, at least we haven't heard any songs yet.

>Ash: Alright everyone, POKEVOLVE INTO ULTIMATE!!!

>(song starts playing)

CROW: AHHHHHH! I'm going mad! Stop the songs!

>POKEVOLVE INTO ULTIMATE

>Pikachu: Pikachu, pokevolve to: RAICHU!

CROW: Pikachu can't evolve, without getting himself wet!

MIKE: Yeah! (chuckles)

>Caterpie: Caterpie, warp pokevolve to: BUTTERFREE!

TOM: Butter free milk!

>Pigeotto: Pidgeotto, pokevolve to: PIDGEOT!

>Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur, warp pokevolve to: VENUSAUR!

MIKE: Humm, never heard of that dinosaur before.

CROW: Sounds like one of Steven Spielberg's "Jurassic Park" dinosaurs.

TOM: ET phone home....

MIKE: Uhhh.... Servo, wrong Steven Spielburg movie!

>Squirtle: Squirtle, warp pokevolve to: BLASTOISE!

>Haunter: Haunter, pokevolve to: GENGAR!

>Chikorita: Chikorita, warp pokevolve to: MEGANIUM!

>Cydaquil: Cydaquil, warp pokevolve to: TYPHLOSION!

>Totodile: Totodile, warp pokevolve to: FERALIGATR!

TOM: Whew! That's all of you, right?

>Ash: Why aren't the rest of you pokevolving?

CROW: BECAUSE THEY'RE DUMB!

>Krabby: Some of us don't evolve. And some only go to a second stage.

>Ash: OK then, all that can, POKEVOLVE INTO CHAMPION!

>(music starts playing again)

CROW: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>POKEVOLVE INTO CHAMPION

>Krabby: Krabby, pokevolve to: KINGLER!

>Ash: That's all?

MIKE: You mean the fanfic still isn't over?

>Brock: The rest either can't evolve or all already fully evolved.

>Ash: Ok everyone, prpare for your most powerful attacks!
RAICHU, THUNDER!
BUTTERFREE, SLEEP POWDER!
PIDGEOT, GUST!
VENUSAUR, SOLARBEAM!
CHARIZARD, TRY FIRE BLAST!
BLASTOISE, HYDRO PUMP!
KINGLER, HYPER BEAM!
GENGAR, NIGHT SHADE!
PRIMEAPE, MEGA PUNCH!
MUK, SLUDGE!
ALL TAUROS', FISSURE!
LAPRAS, ICE BEAM!
SNORLAX, HYPER BEAM!
HERACROSS, MEGAHORN!
MEGANIUM, SOLARBEAM!
TYPHLOSION, FLAMETHROWER!
FERALIGATR, HYDRO PUMP!
NOCTOWL, HYPNOSIS!

CROW: Hey! This isn't so powerful!

>Wargreymon: TERRA FORCE!

MIKE: Oh, like that's gonna stop them!

>(All attacks except ice beam, solar beam, and hyper beam.....

TOM: You forgot "hypno beam!"

>are neutralized by terra destroyer)

>Wargreymon: Aahh!

TOM (Wargreymon): My show's being canceled ahhhhh!

>Tracy: Alright, Ash. The beam attacks hit him.

CROW: Tracy, who's Tracy?

MIKE: Spencer Tracy?

TOM: Tracy Ullman?

>Brock: Yeah, the beams' energy must be focused enough to bust through his
attack.

>Ash: Alright! Everybody, put your attacks in a beam form.

TOM (Ash): Then in a circle form, then in a triangle form......

>All: Right, Ash.

CROW: But, we still think you're a loser!

>(ice beam, flame beam, hyper beam, solar beam, psybeam, and aerobeam all fire.
they hit Wargreymon and seem to hurt him a lot.)

MIKE: Hey they forgot "hypno beam" again!

>Wargreymon: Aaaaahhhhh! Now you asked for it!

TOM: Remember, you asked for it!

>(pink blob falls on to Wargreymon's head)

>Ash: What's that?

TOM: Uh oh, I have a feeling Pikachu needed to go......

>Misty: I can't tell, but it looks like...

CROW: PIKACHU'S DOO-DOO!

>Brock: Oh no!

MIKE (Brock): It's my week to clean up after Pikachu!

>Tai: What, what is it?

TOM: You don't wanna know, trust me!

>Tracy: It...it's...it's,

CROW: THE TRACY ULLMAN SHOW!

>Jigglypuff: That's right, it's me, Jigglypuff. I followed you guys all the way
here to sing to you. Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff,
Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff!

>Wargreymon: Ah, that noise! What is that horrible noise?!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

MIKE, CROW, & TOM: REET! REET! REET!

>(Wargreymon shakes his head to get Jigglypuff off. Jigglypuff fall to the ground and keeps singing. The pain is getting to Wargreymon. He is starting to turn dark.)

CROW (Wargreymon): Ohhh, I knew I should not've gone to the "Cheers Bar," last night.

>Tai: Wargreymon? What's happening to you ol' buddy?

CROW (Wargreymon): Ohhh....my stomach! I think I'm gonna be sick!

>Wargreymon: Wargreymon is no more!

MIKE: Oh, well! So long Wargreymon, we hardly knew ye!

>Wargreymon: Only Black Wargreymon exists now!

TOM: Ah yes, just in time for "Black History" month!

>Wargreymon: I'll take care of you, you little annoying blob!

>Jigglypuff: huh, what are you talking about?

CROW (Wargreymon): You! You, pink idiotic blob!

>Black Wargreymon: TERRA DESTROYER!

>Jigglypuff: Oh, nuts!

TOM: Jigglypuff is talking about his private parts now?

MIKE: That's more than I needed to know! Ugh!

>(Jigglypuff goes flying off)

TOM: And then, crashes into a giant rock!

>Black Wargreymon: Now for the rest of you!

CROW (Wally Walrus): I'm gonna finish you off, once and for good!

>Tai: Wargreymon, calm down!

MIKE (Tai): Don't get excited!

TOM (Wargreymon): Excited? Who's excited? I'm not excited?

>Black Wargreymon: Let's start with you, little boy. TERRA DESTROYER!

TOM: Yes! Kill Ash!

CROW: It's about time!

>Ash: Quick, Gengar, put some sort of shield around us!

>Gengar: No problem, Ash.

>(protective shield goes up and absorbs the attack)

>Black Wargreymon: I'll deal with them later.

MIKE (Black Wargreymon): Besides it's my lunch break!

>Black Wargreymon: I have a few worlds to destroy!

TOM: He teams up with Marvin the Martian to destroy the Earth!

>(Black Wargreymon flies away)

TOM: And then, crashes into a giant rock!

>Tai: Oh man, what have I done?

CROW (Tai): I've been in this awful fanfic!

>Tai: I let one of the most powerful, evil digimon loose in the digital world! Ash, you've got to stop him. I don't have any other digimon!

TOM (Tai, crying): He was my only digimon!

>Ash: I'll try. Let's go find him everyone. Come on, Pidgeot!

MIKE (Pidgeot): Hey, It's my lunch break!

>(he gets on pidgeot, and flies off.

TOM: And then, crashes into a giant rock!

>The rest off his pokemon follow him)

CROW: The rest "off" his Pokemon?

>Brock: Let's follow him! Zubat, I choose you! Pokevolve into ultimate!

>(music starts playing)

CROW: If the music starts playing one more time, I'm leaving!

>POKEVOLVE INTO ULTIMATE

TOM (Singing): I've got Poke'Fever!

>Zubat: Zubat, warp pokevolve to: CROBAT!


>Misty: Togepi, it's your turn.

>Tracy: You too Venonat!

>(music starts playing)

CROW: That's it!

(CROW starts leaving, but MIKE hauls him back in his chair.)

>POKEVOLVE INTO CHAMPION

>Togepi: Togepi, pokevolve to: TOGETIC!

>Venonat: Venonat, pokevolve to: VENOMOTH!


>Brock: Alright! Now, let's go follow Ash!

MIKE (Brock): But, first I must have my lunch break!

>Tai: What about me?

CROW: It's your lunch break, too. Remember?

>Charizard: He isn't riding on me!

TOM: Isn't he just supposed to say "Char."

MIKE: But, remember in part one of this fanfic, they said
that the Pokemon could talk since they live in the digital world.

TOM: Confusing. Yet, somehow I understand.

>Tracy: Just ride on a Tauros.

>(They finally find Black Wargreymon at a portal to the Poke' World)

TOM (Singing): I've got Poke'Fever!

>Brock: He's trying to get to our world Ash!

CROW: Oh well, so it shouldn't be a major lose!

>Brock: We have to stop him. Crobat, confuse ray!

>Ash: Charizard, Hyper Beam! Pidgeot, agility and quick attack!

>Pidgeot: Right away!

TOM: Right away! Yes sir Ash! No problem! Okay! All right, Ash!

>Black Wargreymon: Ah, what's happening?

MIKE (Black Wargreymon): I'm in this really dumb fanfic and I don't know what's happening!

>Brock: Keep it confused, Crobat. We have to fight it until Ash's pokemon get
here.

>Tracy: Right, Brock.

>(Brock, Misty, and Tracy let all pokemon out)

>All Three: POKEVOLVE INTO ULTIMATE!

>(song starts playing)

CROW: AGAIN? OK, that's it!

(CROW starts leaving again, but MIKE hauls him back in his chair.)

>POKEVOLVE INTO ULTIMATE

>Geodude: Geodude, warp pokevolve to: GOLEM!

>Marill: Marill, pokevolve to: AZUMARILL!

MIKE: Oh great! Here we go again!

TOM: Lots of evolving in this fanfic!

>Poliwag: Poliwag, Warp pokevolve to: POLIWRATH!

>Horsea: Horsea, warp pokevolve to: KINGDRA!


>Brock & Misty: POKEVOLVE INTO CHAMPION!

CROW: Hey what about Tracy?

>(song starts playing)

>POKEVOLVE INTO CHAMPION

>Vulpix: Vulpix, pokevolve to: NINETAILS!

MIKE: They call him, NINETAILS, because he has nine tails (chuckles).

>Staryu: Staryu, pokevolve to: STARMIE!

>Goldeen: Goldeen, pokevolve to: SEAKING!

>Psyduck: Psyduck, Pokevolve to: GOLDUCK!

>Brock & Tracy: POKE' ARMOR ENERGIZE!

CROW: Ah! There's Tracy, but where's Misty?

>(song starts playing)

>Onix: Onix, armor pokevolve to: STEELIX, THE SNAKE OF STEEL.

>Pineco: Pineco, armor pokevolve to: FORRETRESS, THE SHELL OF HARDNESS.

>Scyther: Scyther, armor povevolve to: SCIZOR, THE CLAW OF POWER.


>Brock: Steelix, bind it and hit it wit your iron tail attack!

>Misty: Poliwrath use ice beam. Kingdra use dragon rage. Golduck use psychic.

>Tracy: Venomoth, use psychic. Azumarril, use hydropump. Scizor, use fury cutter.

TOM: Venomoth isn't psychic he's physico!

>(steelix binds it while Ash is still attacking it with pidgeot and charizard. Black Wargreymon is unable to attack.)

>Gengar: We're here Ash.

MIKE (Ash): Great! Now, get me some lunch, I'm starved!

>Ash: Great! We have him contained. Use your most powerful attacks!
RAICHU, THUNDER!
BUTTERFREE, SLEEP POWDER!
PIDGEOT, GUST!
VENUSAUR, SOLARBEAM!
CHARIZARD, FIRE BLAST!
BLASTOISE, HYDRO PUMP!
KINGLER, HYPER BEAM!
GENGAR, NIGHT SHADE!
PRIMEAPE, MEGA PUNCH!
MUK, SLUDGE!
ALL TAUROS', FISSURE!
LAPRAS, ICE BEAM!
SNORLAX, HYPER BEAM!
HERACROSS, MEGAHORN!
MEGANIUM, SOLARBEAM!
TYPHLOSION, FLAMETHROWER!
FERALIGATR, HYDRO PUMP!
NOCTOWL, HYPNOSIS!

MIKE (Ash): There I said it! What do ya think?

>Brock: Golem, use earthquake. Forretress, use spikes. Crobat, mega drain! Ninetails use fire spin! Steelix, keep binding it!

>Misty: Everyone use hyropump!

>Tracy: Venomoth use psychic. Scizor, use hyper beam. Azumarril, use hydro pump.

>Tai: This is everyone attacking. If this doesn't stop him, nothing will.

MIKE: Watch I bet nothing will!

CROW: I'll betcha 20 bucks that it will stop him!

>(Sleep powder and hypnosis put Black Wargreymon to sleep. All attacks hit and Black Wargreymon fall to the ground unconscious.)

CROW: HA! I get 20 bucks!

MIKE: Come on!

>Brock: Steelix, release!

>Ash: Alright, it's weak. Poke' ball, go!

>(Black Wargreymon is captured in the pokeball.)

TOM: But, he's a digimon, not a Poke'mon! You need a Digiball to catch him!

>Ash: Alright, I caught a Black Wargreymon!

>(silence)

CROW: The crowd is silent!

>Raichu: What? I'm a raichu now. I can't say PI PIKACHU.

CROW: Well, maybe if we put a gun to your head we will hear you say "Pikachu!"

>Misty: Ash, you give that Black Wargreymon back to Tai right now. It is his.

>Ash: But I fought it and caught it!

TOM (Ash): And I bought it!

>Misty: Ash.

>Ash: Fine, here is your Black Wargreymon.

MIKE (Ash); Yeah, who wants a stupid Digimon anyway?

>Tai: Thanks, Ash!

>Brock: Well Ash, you have finally been reunited with your lost pokemon. And,
they're all fully evolved now.

TOM: ....and they all take a lunch break!

>Ash: Yeah, I guess that's okay. But, I wanted Black Wargreymon. Let's go home.

>(they go through the portal back to the POKE' World, where Ash finds that
everything is back to how it was when he left.)

>Ash: ALL MY POKEMON DE-EVOLVED AGAIN! I LIKED THEM HOW THEY WERE!

>Pikachu: Pika pika, pikachu pi.

CROW (Ash): No, Pikachu, you can only go outside not in the house! Sheesh!

>Ash: AND PIKACHU CAN'T EVEN TALK ANYMORE! The Poke' World sucks!

CROW: Right on Ash! This fanfic sucks too!

>Brock: Oh, cheer up Ash. You still have the rest of the Johto League to compete
in.

>Ash: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, Pikachu.

MIKE (Ash): If ya wanted to go you should've just said so!

>THE END...

TOM:.....or is it?

CROW: Hopefully it is!

[Pietro]

(MIKE, TOM, and CROW leave the theatre and return to "The Satellite of Love.")

CROW: That was one confusing fanfic!

TOM: Yeah! Everything had to evolve!

MIKE: Hey looks like a ship on the view screen.

CROW: It's coming in.

(Hatch opens and we see Black Wargreymon)

MIKE: Whoa! It's Black Wargreymon!

BLACK WARGREYMON: I have come to take over your world.

CROW: But, this is just a Satellite!

BLACK WARGREYMON: Well, uh, er, TERRA DESTROYER!

(nothing happens)

TOM: Oh yeah, great magic trick!

BLACK WARGREYMON: I'll be back to take over your puny world I'll be back.....

(hatch closes)

CROW: Whoa! Who's does that guy think he is anyway?

MIKE: I don't know. What do you think sirs?

DR. FORRESTER: I think he's a Digimon, any fool should know that!

FRANK: So what did I get for Christmas?

DR. FORRESTER: FRANK!

(TV turns off)

>Pikachu: Pika pika, pikachu pi.