Clash of the Cartoon Stars: Rocky and Bullwinkle vs. The Masked Boo Marvel

[Pietro]

(Opens to commentator's booth at Acme Headquarters)
Bugs: Eh, what's up doc? I'm Bugs.
Mickey: And I'm Mickey.
Bugs and Mickey: And now you're in toon!
Bugs: Hey wait a second! That line sounds
very close to a line two Nickelodeon
characters would use. Thanks allot
Mickey! Now we'll be sued by Viacom!
Mickey: Uhh....well, you're ugly!
Bugs: Ha! Ya see that? He can't even come up with
a good come back! Well, the fighters on
today's episode of "Clash of the Cartoon Stars"
are the famous Jay Ward duo Rocky and Bullwinkle
and the world's champion The Masked BOO Marvel!
But, foist we have a special guest star
with us today! Mr. Toby the Pup!
(Toby walks in)
Bugs: So, Mr. Toby how are things with you?
Toby: Good.
Mickey: How was show biz back in 1930?
Toby: It was okay, but by 1931 nobody seemed
to like my cartoons as much as they used to.
I think there was some mouse who used to be
the one everybody would want to beat in the 30s.
I think his name was Makey Mouse.
If he were still here today, I'd tear him
limb from limb!
Mickey: Uhh...(gulp)that's very nice to know(starts sweating).
Bugs: How can ya stay young when only a few of
your cartoons exist?
Toby: That's easy. The people in Europe uncovered
a handful of my cartoons and broadcasted them on television!
Bugs: Well, there ya have it folks! A true
cartoon legend! But now let's get on with the fight!
Here's our ref Mr. T!
Mr. T: Hey Bugs! I just thought we should fight dis
thing out by boxing! OK? I pitty da fool who loses dis match!
(We go to Rocky and Bullwinkle at the corner of the ring)
Rocky: Bullwinkle! I don't think our opponent is really
a champion!
Bullwinkle: Why do ya say that?
Rocky: I mean, he's really a chicken!
Bullwinkle: Rock, he's not a chicken!
Rocky: He's not?
Bullwinkle: No. He's just a type of poultry. To tell
you the truth he looks more like a duck to me!
Rocky: Bullwinkle! I think this fight is fixed!
(We go to the other side of the ring)
The Masked BOO! Marvel: Cluck?
Mr. T: Stop clucking, sucka!
The Masked Boo Marvel: Cluck?
(Mr. T tapes The Masked Boo Marvel's mouth shut)
Mr. T: Round One!
(Bullwinkle is still sitting talking to Rocky)
Bullwinkle: ....no Rock! He's the Easter Chicken
hopping his way down the road!
(The Masked Boo Marvel sneaks up on them)
Rocky: BULLWINKLE! LOOK OUT!
Bullwinkle: What?
(Bullwinkle turns around and his antlers knock out The Masked Boo Marvel)
Bullwinkle: Humm. I don't see anything Rock.
(The Masked Boo Marvel gets up)
Bullwinkle: Hey Rock! Isn't that some guy in a chicken suit?
Rocky: Bullwinkle!
(Bullwinkle turns around and knocks out Boo with his antlers again)
Bullwinkle: What?
Bugs: Whoa! Let's watch in instant replay
(We watch Bullwinkle knock Boo out in slow-mo)
Bugs: Let's see that again!
(We watch Bullwinkle knock Boo out in slow-mo)
Bugs: One more time!
(We watch Bullwinkle knock Boo out in slow-mo)
Bugs: ....and again!
(We watch Bullwinkle knock Boo out in slow-mo)
Bullwinkle: Hey stop that!
Announcer: Can Bullwinkle take much more of this? Stay put
for our next episode, "Antlers Jemima" or "Play It Again Wabbit."
Mr. T: Round Two!
Rocky: Get up Bullwinkle!
Bullwinkle: OK, but first shouldn't we
give the Easter chicken an egg?
Rocky: Bullwinkle!
(Bullwinkle walks out in the middle of the ring and pulls
out a rotten Easter egg)
Bullwinkle: Here you go Mr. Easter chicken.
Mickey: WHAT?
Bullwinkle: I SAID HERE YOU GO MR. EASTER CHICKEN!
Mickey (in a small quiet voice): oh.....sorry.
(Boo knocks the egg out of Bullwinkle's hands)
Rocky: BULLWINKLE!
(Bullwinkle turns around and knocks out Boo again)
Bullwinkle: I hate to interrupt your excitement Rock, but
I gotta fight.
(bell rings and both go back to their corners)
Rocky: Hey Bullwinkle!
Bullwinkle: What Rocky?
(Rocky whispers a plan in Bullwinkle's ear)
Bullwinkle: Oh. I see!
Announcer: What is Rocky's plan? Will Mickey be able to hear
everything our heroes say? Will I ever get a job besides announcing?
Stay put for our next episode, "BOO ya" or "The Non-Stop Fight."
Mr. T: Round three!
(Bullwinkle gets ready to throw Rocky)
Bullwinkle: Ally
Rocky: Oop!
(Bullwinkle throws Rocky at Boo and Rocky unmasks
Boo revealing him)
Man from the audience: HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET OFF THE
STAGE YOU CHICKEN! GO BACK TO FARMER BROWN'S HOUSE!
BEAT IT! SCRAM! AMSCRAY! GO HOME! VAMOOSE!
Bugs: What's the score, Mr. T?
Mr. T: Rocky and Bullwinkle: 50000000000000 points,
and The Masked Boo Marvel: 0 points!
The winners are Rocky and Bullwinkle!
(The room is silent)
Bullwinkle: Applause?
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
(Boo walks off in the sunset)
Annoucer (singing): Ya wear a disguise to look like human guys,
but you're not a man you're a chicken, boo!
Bugs: Don't miss our next episode,
"Rocket Power vs. The Angry Beavers!"

Well, what do ya think? This time, I gave Brandon an idea for the next "Clash of the Cartoon Stars" fanfic.

-Pietro

[The Dork Knight]

Fantastic episode! Great job!

- Foley Is Good

[Thad Komorowski]

Great job, Pietro! My favorite parts were the ones with Bullwinkle knocking out the chicken, and the announcer's lines.



-Thad

[alan]

This one was great especially Bullwinkle's stupidity resulting in there victory. Ya know as I mentioned I once tried to write a story similar to this, where Samurai Jack and Hector Con Carne (from grim and Evil) fought, since they both are done by Phil Lamarr. But it never came to be oh well. Good luck on future things here