Clash of the Cartoon Stars: Donald vs. Daffy

[Pietro]

Bugs: Eh, What's Up Doc? I'm yer host Bugs Bunny!
And here's my co-host, Mickey.
Mickey: OK everyone now it's time to introduce our
fighters shall we?
Bugs: Yes we shall. In this corner that crazy duck who
can't talk straight, DONALD DUCK!
Audience: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bugs: And in this corner that crazy duck who's just
plain crazy, DAFFY DUCK!
Audience: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bugs: And let's not forget our ref all, MR. T!
Audience: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey: Let's watch them fight shall we?
Bugs: Shall you stop saying "shall we?"
Mickey: OK, I shall stop that.
Bugs: This is gonna be a looong day! But anyway let the fight
begin!
Mr. T: Round 1! I pitty da fool!
(Donald walks out in the center of the ring and looks around
for Daffy)
Donald: Where is that duck? (gets frustrated) Quaaaaaaack!
(Daffy hops on scene)
Daffy: Woo Hoo Woo Hoo! Here I am over here wise quacker!
Donald: I'll get you! Quaaaack!
Bugs: ....and Daffy comes out with his huge oversized mallet!
(Daffy starts banging Donald on the head.)
Daffy: Feel the wrath of my mallet! Woo Hoo Woo Hoo!
(Donald then pulls a stick of TNT out of his pocket and laughs devilishly.
Then, Donald stuffs the stick of TNT in Daffy's mouth and the TNT explodes!
Daffy's beak lands on his head. Mickey and Bugs both laugh.)
Daffy: This means war!
(Daffy adjusts his beak and sees Donald laughing. Daffy throws a bomb down
Donald's stomach. The bomb explodes but Donald looks untouched. Then
Daffy blows Donalds feathers right off him. Mickey and Bugs both laugh.)
Daffy: Woo Hoo Woo Hoo!
Donald: I have these numbered for just such an emergency.
Mr. T: Round Two!
(Donald and Daffy come out to the ring and start fighting
creating a cloud of smoke. Bugs and Mickey laugh again.)
Bugs: And then Daffy's (Bugs starts laughing again).
Mickey: And Donald is (Mickey starts laughing again).
(Both Donald and Daffy bring out cannons)
Daffy: Now I gotcha, your a dead duck!
Donald: No! Now I got you!
(They both shoot the cannons. When the smoke clears.
the two are are about to beat each other up when
they hear Bugs and Mickey laugh at them again.)
Daffy: Hey Donald come here.
(Daffy whispers a plan in Donald's ear. Donald laughs devilishly.)
Daffy: Got it!
Donald: Got it!
(Then Daffy and Donald both beat up Mickey and Bugs and then tie them to their chairs. Daffy and Donald shake hands but then
beat up each again.)
Announcer: Stay put for next week's episode,
"Digimon vs. Pokemon."

BTW, I hope you guys like this.

-Pietro

[Thad Komorowski]

Hey that was great Pietro! I enjoyed it, it was very funny!


-Thad

[Brandon Pierce]

Uh.... someone else should do Pokemon Vs. Digimon. Because I never really watched Digimon so I wouldn't know the names of the characters.

[Pietro]

Thanks Guys! I was thinking of working on another "Clash of the Cartoon Stars Fanfic" with Buzzy the Crow, I just don't know who to make him fright with. Maybe Thad can help find Buzzy a rival after all he's the Noveltoon/Harvey Toon expert!

-Pietro

[Thad Komorowski]

Well, if we're using cartoon characters from the classic era, it might as well be from a different studio. How about Buzzy the Funny Crow VS. Crawford Crow (the Crow in the FOX & CROW series). This could work, since both are crows, with some sort of accent.


-Thad

[The Dork Knight]

Great job Pietro! Instead of Pokemon VS. Digimon, how about we have Mario (Of Super Mario Brothers:TAS) against Sonic (Of Sonic:TAS).

- Foley Is Good

P.S. Pietro, thanks for using Mr. T!

[Pietro]

In my next fanfic plan to have Toby the Pup make a cameo appearance!

-Pietro