In the not-too-distant future-
Next Sunday A.D.-
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)
Cambot! (Pan left!)
Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)
Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)
Croooow! (He's a wisecracker.)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
Joel:What are you guys doing?
Tom:Oh, Crows reading his old Tv guides again.
Crow:8:30:The Simpsons:Homer takes over the plant.
[[Dr. Forrester and Tv's Frank enter]]
DR FORRESTER:Good news. Your going to read a new fanfic. Frank, tell them.
FRANK:You will be reading "Homers Beer" a Star Wars, Pokemon, and The Simpsons crossover.
[[Alarm goes off]]
Tom,Frank, and Joel:It's fanfic sign!
(Doors open into the theater. Onscreen, a web browser is downloading the rest of the fanfic. CROW and JOEL, who is carrying TOM SERVO, enter the theater and sit down.)
>darth vader:not so fast homer
>darth vader cutz homer up with a lightsaber
CROW:and Homer dies.
>homer:ahhhh my beer
Tom:Wait a minute! He should be dead!
>luke:ill save you homer
Joel (Luke):Yeah! Obi Wan told me you were here!
>luke kills darth vader
>luke:i hat u dad
Crow (Darth Vader):I "hat u" too, son!
>bart:ay curumba its like deja vu all over again
Tom:So your dad was cut up by a Silth lord before?
Joel:Bart steals from Yogi Beara!
>r2d2 killz homer luke and darth vader
>pikachu killz r2d2
Joel:It's "kills" not "killz"!
>misty:i love you bart
Tom (Misty):For no reason at all!
>at there wedding
Crow:How can they get married? The're just kids!
>may:who will marry me
Joel (May):I'm all alone! Life is too short!
>brock:i will may
Tom:Another wierd wedding!
>george bush clone:brock i am your father
Crow:Brock's dad is the president?
Joel:The president is a clone?
>laura:and i am your mother
>brock:how can a robot be a mom
Tom:Because maybe she's not a robot and the writers an idiot!
>laura killz everybody and becomes king of earth
Joel:Why are you using "killz" again?
Tom:How can she become king when she's a woman?
Crows:She's not a woman! She's a robot!
Last edited by Zerla; 05-28-2005 at 04:58 PM.
(JOEL, TOM, and CROW exit the theater. Doors slam as we return to the living quarters. JOEL is on the couch, drinking a beer)
TOM:Give me that beer!
CROW:No! I got info that you were here!
DR. FORRESTER:What are you doing!
JOEL:Just acting out the fanfic!
TV'S FRANK:Can I have a beer!
"how can a robot be a mom"
(MST3K property of Best Brains, Inc, Pokemon is property of 4Kids, The Simpsons is property of 20th Century Fox and STAR WARS is property of Lucasfilm. Used without permission.)