MST3K:homers beer

[Zerla]

In the not-too-distant future-
Next Sunday A.D.-
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.

Robot Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)
Cambot! (Pan left!)
Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)
Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)
Croooow! (He's a wisecracker.)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"

[Zerla]

Joel:What are you guys doing?

Tom:Oh, Crows reading his old Tv guides again.

Crow:8:30:The Simpsons:Homer takes over the plant.

[[Dr. Forrester and Tv's Frank enter]]

DR FORRESTER:Good news. Your going to read a new fanfic. Frank, tell them.
FRANK:You will be reading "Homers Beer" a Star Wars, Pokemon, and The Simpsons crossover.

[[Alarm goes off]]

Tom,Frank, and Joel:It's fanfic sign!

[Zerla]

(Doors open into the theater. Onscreen, a web browser is downloading the rest of the fanfic. CROW and JOEL, who is carrying TOM SERVO, enter the theater and sit down.)



>homer:mmm beer

Joel:Mmm....bad fanfic.

>darth vader:not so fast homer

>darth vader cutz homer up with a lightsaber

CROW:and Homer dies.

>homer:ahhhh my beer

Tom:Wait a minute! He should be dead!

>luke:ill save you homer

Joel (Luke):Yeah! Obi Wan told me you were here!

>luke kills darth vader

>luke:i hat u dad

Crow (Darth Vader):I "hat u" too, son!

>bart:ay curumba its like deja vu all over again

Tom:So your dad was cut up by a Silth lord before?

Joel:Bart steals from Yogi Beara!

>r2d2 killz homer luke and darth vader

Crow:R2D2 "killz"!

>pikachu killz r2d2

Joel:It's "kills" not "killz"!

>misty:i love you bart

Tom (Misty):For no reason at all!

>at there wedding

Crow:How can they get married? The're just kids!

>may:who will marry me

Joel (May):I'm all alone! Life is too short!

>brock:i will may

Tom:Another wierd wedding!

>george bush clone:brock i am your father

Crow:Brock's dad is the president?

Joel:The president is a clone?

>laura:and i am your mother

>brock:how can a robot be a mom

Tom:Because maybe she's not a robot and the writers an idiot!

>laura killz everybody and becomes king of earth

Joel:Why are you using "killz" again?

Tom:How can she become king when she's a woman?

Crows:She's not a woman! She's a robot!

[Zerla]

(JOEL, TOM, and CROW exit the theater. Doors slam as we return to the living quarters. JOEL is on the couch, drinking a beer)

JOEL:Mmmm...Beer.
TOM:Give me that beer!
CROW:No! I got info that you were here!
DR. FORRESTER:What are you doing!
JOEL:Just acting out the fanfic!
TV'S FRANK:Can I have a beer!

"how can a robot be a mom"

(MST3K property of Best Brains, Inc, Pokemon is property of 4Kids, The Simpsons is property of 20th Century Fox and STAR WARS is property of Lucasfilm. Used without permission.)