MST3K: "Pokemon/Digimon Croosover"

[Pietro]

(The Satellite of Love. CROW is dressed as Santa Claus and SERVO is dressed as an elf. Mike comes in with three boxes.)

CROW: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas everybody!

MIKE: Hi guys! All ready for Christmas, eh?

TOM: Christmas? Oh my gosh! I've got to buy presents
before the mall closes!

CROW: Oh, hi, Mike. Uh...er....what's in the boxes?

MIKE: OH NOTHING!

CROW: Well, then let me take a look.

MIKE: NO!

CROW: There aren't any Christmas presents in there are there? Is MY Christmas present in there?

MIKE: Oh, umm, the "Mads" are calling!

(Onscreen: DR. FORRESTER and FRANK)

DR. FORRESTER: Hello Mike! It's that time again!

MIKE: Time for what?

DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: CHRISTMAS!

FRANK: ....and you wouldn't have any Christmas presnts in there? Would you?

MIKE: You guys too?

DR. FORRESTER: I know, I know, but Frank here wants to get his presents early and...

FRANK: Yeah that's right Santa's making his list and checking it twice!

DR. FORRESTER: FRANK! Anyway, today's fanfic is titled "The Pokemon/Digimon Crossover." The title pretty much sums it up. Send it Frank!

CROW: I'm leaving Santa some milk and cookies while we're watching the movie.

MIKE: It's FANFIC SIGN!

[Pietro]

(M,T,&C walk in and take their seats)

>The Pokemon/Digimon Crossover

CROW: Oh great! Another crossover!

MIKE: Yes, but just imagine what the world be like
without crossovers.

>PART 1

TOM: ON C-N-N!

>Imagine if you will, a scenario of Ash and his friends being transported to the digital world.

TOM: Ah yes Ash and friends finally get digital.

>This takes place just after charizard has returned to Ash in Lord Of The Unknown Tower.

MIKE: Ya know this was originally a script of an episode of Pokemon?

CROW: No kidding!

TOM: How come they never showed it?

MIKE: Because the network thought the whole "tower" thing had something to do with some terrorists.

CROW: Yeah! Well, that's the network execs for ya!

>Ash finds that all his pokemon have de-evolved to the form he originally got them in.

TOM (Ash): Was it you Pikachu?

CROW (Ash): Pikachu! Did you wet your pants again?

MIKE: Oh great Pikachu did it again!

>Tai has brought Ash to the digital world in hopes of a battle.

CROW: Wait! I thought they were transported not brought to the digital world!

>Ash: Where am I? Who are you?

TOM: OK, if you don't know where you are, let me refresh your memory.
Your in this really bad fanfic where you're transported to the digital world,
thanks to Charizard (or was it Pikachu?). Anyway, then you meet some
bum named Tai. And, oh yeah, I'm TOM SERVO

>Tai: I am Tai. I saw you in the Poke' World, and that you might be a cool opponent.

MIKE: Ash is cool?

CROW: Only in really dumb fanfics like this!

>Ash: a battle huh? OK!

>Misty: Be careful Ash!

>Brock: Yeah. You don't know what he may be capable of!

TOM: Ash might be capable of bringing down the house! (chuckles)

>Ash: Don't worry.

CROW (Ash): I'll be sure to lose!

TOM (Tai): Hey Ash kiss my [MST3k - CENSORED!]

>Tai: Alright, Agumon, go!

>Agumon: OK, Tai.

CROW (Tai): I DON'T NEED YOU'RE APPROVAL, AGUMON!

>Ash: What is that? (pulls out poke'dex)

>Dexter: I am a POKEdex, stupid! I record pokemon, not digimon.

CROW (Dexter from "Dexter's Lab"): You are so stuuuupid!

TOM: Ash is humiliated again by his poke'dex!

>Ash: Right. OK then. It looks most like, Charmander I choose you!

MIKE: No Ash! That's all wrong! It's not "Charmander I choose you!" it's "I choose you Pikachu!"

>Charmander: Charmander!

>Tai: Agumon! Pepper breath!

TOM (Anthony Sullivan): Hi I'm Anthony Sullivan, and he's my newest invention! The automatic Pepper breath machine!

>Ash: Charmander! Flamethrower!

>Charmander: Right, Ash!

>Ash: You can talk?

>Tai: Of course he can talk! This is the digital world. Everything can talk.

TOM: DUH!

>Agumon: Pepperbreath! (fireball comes out)

MIKE: Salt breath!

>Charmander: Chaaaarrrrrrr.....

CROW: CHARCOAL! THERE I SAID IT!

>(flamethrower comes out)

>(flamethrower stops pepperbreath and hits agumon)

MIKE: Oh well! Who needed Agumon anyway?

>Tai: Agumon! Digivolve into champion!

>(digimon song starts playing)

TOM (singing): Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

CROW: Uh...Servo, wrong song!

TOM: Oh yeah!

>DIGIVOLVE INTO CHAMPION

CROW: Who's exactly talking?

>Agumon: Agumon, digivolve to: GREYMON!

>Ash: What the hell was that? (pulls out pokedex)

MIKE: Ash, you can't look at Digimon with a Poke'dex! YOU IDIOT!

>Dexter: I don't know, you moron!

CROW (Ash): Oh yeah. Well, you're ugly!

>Ash: Right.

TOM (Ash): So I'm a moron. I knew that!

>Tai: Greymon, Nova Blast!

>Graymon: Nova Blast! (fire balls come out and hit charmander)

TOM (singing): Joy to the world Charmander is dead!

MIKE, TOM, and CROW (singing): We barbecued his head!

TOM (singing): ....and what did we do with the body!

MIKE, TOM, and CROW (singing): We flused it down the potty! Let heaven and nature sing! Let heaven and nature sing! Let heaven and nature sing!

>Ash: Charmander, are you ok?

CROW (in a weak voice): No....foot odor......strong!

TOM (Charmander): I'm a little on the crispy side, but yeah I'm okay.

>Ash: Try to digivolve like he did!

>Charmander: I'm a pokemon, not a digimon! I can't digivolve!

TOM (Ash): Here try some of this delious "Red Bull" drink!

CROW (Charmander): OK! But what does it give you?

TOM (Ash): "RED BULL" GIVES YOU WINGS!

>Ash: Ok, you're a POKEmon. Try pokevolving!

MIKE: Oh great line Ash! (chuckles)

>Charmander: Whatever you say, Ash.

CROW (Charmander): Like what-ever!

>Ash: Charmander! Pokevolve into champion!

>(Digimon song starts playing with pokemon in place of every digimon)

TOM: Too, many songs in this fanfic!

>POKEVOLVE INTO CHAMPION

CROW: This looks like a pretty dumb line, so it must be Ash's!

>Charmander: Charmander! Pokevolve to: CHARMELEON!

MIKE: POKEVOLVE! DIGIVOLVE! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

>Tai: Nova Blast!

>Ash: FlameThrower!

TOM: Ah yes. The two weapons they kill each other with!

>(both do their attacks. each hits and they both fall over.)

>Tai: We need more power!

CROW (Tai): Ash, did you eat the power strip.

>Tai: Digivolve into ultimate!

MIKE: Oh, like that's gonna help!

>(Digimon song starts playing)

CROW: Ah yes more songs!

>DIGIVOLVE INTO ULTIMATE

CROW: It's Jim Carrey's line!

>Greymon: Greymon, digivolve to: METALGREYMON.

TOM: Greymon was the dinosaur who got fired from Steven Spielburg's "Jarassic Park." They said he looked to digital.

>Ash: do the same thing, Charmeleon!

>(digi-Pokemon song starts playing)

CROW: THAT'S IT! ONE MORE SONG AND I'M LEAVING!

>POKEVOLVE INTO ULTIMATE

>Charmeleon: Charmeleon, pokevolve to: CHARIZARD!

>Tai: Metalgreymon, use gigablaster!

CROW: His real name is Tai the Poindexter.

>Ash: Charizard, use dragon rage!

>(Both attacks neutralize each other)

MIKE (talking with his mouth full): Ya know this road kill ain't that bad!

>Tai: It's no good Metalgreymon, digivolve into mega.

>(digimon song starts playing)

CROW: That's it! (Crow gets up and starts to leave but Mike hauls him back.

>DIGIVOLVE INTO MEGA

>Metalgreymon: Metalgreymon, digivolve to: WARGREYMON

>Ash: Charizard, can you pokevolve again?

TOM (Charizard): Ah, let me think, Uhh.....NO!

>Charizard: No, Ash. Pokemon can only evolve to a third stage.

>Tai: What will you do now, Ash?

MIKE (Ash): .....go back to the real world this digital world stinks!

>WHAT WILL ASH DO?

CROW: He will still be a loser!

>READ PART TWO TOMORROW TO FIND OUT!

TOM: Ha Ha Ha! Huh?

[Pietro]

(Back at The Satellite of Love)

CROW: Hey Mike! Can you digivolve?

MIKE: I can't digivolve Crow!

TOM: Can ya poke'volve?

CROW: Then what are you a Pokemon or Digimon?

(CROW pulls out of Poke'dex)

DEXTER: I am a POKEdex, stupid! I record pokemon, not humans.

CROW: Hey! Don't talk back to me mister!

(CROW puts Poke'dex away)

TOM: It says you're a human.

MIKE: Of course I am!

CROW: Yes but that was with a Poke'dex not a Digi'dex, how do we know Mike's not a Digimon?

MIKE: I'M NOT A DIGIMON EITHER!

CROW: OK, OK, SHEEISH!

TOM: Now we have to play the Digimon theme.

(digimon song starts playing)

DIGIVOLVE INTO CHAMPION!

TOM: Who said that?

CROW: NOT ME!

MIKE: The "Mads" are calling!

(Onscreen: The "Mads")

DR. FORRESTER: Well, Mike, you handled today's movie quite well, so we thought we'd send you part two of the movie!

CROW, TOM, and MIKE: NOOOOOOOOO!

MIKE: Can you at least think about it.

DR. FORRESTER: OK, I'll think about it.

FRANK: So what'd I get for Christmas?

DR. FORRESTER: FRANK!