Foreword:

I first heard of ABBA when I was nearly three, where my parents got a German ABBA compilation on cassette.

Gadget Hackwrench Mouse:

Gadget was nine and I was ten
Right at the time when boys like to think they're men
She used to follow us at school
We really thought that she was a little fool
And one day we said to her
We don't want to hurt you girl
But you'd better

Look for a munk of your own, Gadget Hackwrench Mouse
Better come back when you're grown, Gadget Hackwrench Mouse
Nobody wants you around here and that's for sure
So get off our playground and stay away
That's all that we've got to say
Gadget Hackwrench Mouse

Gadget went home to Monty's arms
Monty said "Look, she's never done you no harm
So get off her back and let her be
Why can't you play together in harmony?"
We really didn't know what to say
But as soon as she went away
We laughed and said

Look for a munk of your own, Gadget Hackwrench Mouse
Better come back when you're grown, Gadget Hackwrench Mouse
Nobody wants you around here and that's for sure
So get off our playground and stay away
That's all that we've got to say
Gadget Hackwrench Mouse

Yes you'd better
Look for a munk of your own, Gadget Hackwrench Mouse
Better come back when you're grown, Gadget Hackwrench Mouse
Nobody wants you around here and that's for sure
So get off our playground and stay away
That's all that we've got to say
Gadget Hackwrench Mouse

What About Zipper Fly:

Went to buy me a paper at the local news-stand
And then I heard them laugh and say
Look, they're gonna go flying way up to the moon now
Hey, what's it good for anyway?
So I said
Fellas, like to ask you a thing if I may

What about Zipper fly?
What about all those mice?
Who have sacrificed their lives to lead the way
Tell me, wasn't it worth the while
Travelling up NY
Putting themselves on test
Didn't that help the rest?
Wasn't it worth it then?
What about Zipper fly?

And all of those fellas at the local news-stand
Didn't know what to answer or what to say
So I told them about him, that he was just like
One of those spacemen in his way
And if you laugh at them
Then there's only a thing I can say

What about Zipper fly?
What about all those mice?
Who have sacrificed their lives to lead the way
Tell me, wasn't it worth the while
Travelling up NY
Putting themselves on test
Didn't that help the rest?
Wasn't it worth it then?

What about Zipper fly?
(Didn't he do it, well didn't he?)
What about all those mice?
(Didn't he do it, well didn't he?)
Who have sacrificed their lives to lead the way
Tell me, wasn't it worth the while
(Didn't he do it, well didn't he?)
Travelling up NY
(Didn't he do it, well didn't he?)
Putting themselves on test
Didn't that help the rest?
(Didn't he do it, well didn't he?)
Wasn't it worth it then?
What about Zipper fly?
(Didn't he do it, well didn't he?)
What about all those men?
(Didn't he do it, well didn't he?)

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Rangerish New York:

Come to my New York, wander along
Beautiful gardens full of flowers and songs
Come to the sunshine, beaches and sand
Here's the two bluebirds, won't you come to my land

The grass is mellow and the sky is blue
My paradise is waiting here for you

Oooh, it's a Rangerish New York
Oooh, I wanna share it with you
Life can be funny
Happy and sunny
Oooh, in my Rangerish New York

Come to my New York, wander with me
Lie with me darling in the shade of a tree
Over the rainbow, under the moon
That's where my land is, won't you come to me soon?

Just take my hand, I'll show you everything
The secrets that my paradise can bring

Oooh, it's a Rangerish New York
Oooh, I wanna share it with you
Life can be funny
Happy and sunny
Oooh, in my Rangerish New York

Oooh, it's a Rangerish New York
Oooh, I wanna share it with you
(I wanna share it with you)
Oooh, it's a Rangerish New York
(It's a Rangerish New York)
Oooh, I wanna share it with you
Oooh, it's a Rangerish New York
Oooh, I wanna share it with you

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Timmy Timmy (Timmy from Secret Of NIMH 2):

Timmy Timmy, how you thrill me, ah-hah, Timmy Timmy
Timmy Timmy, nearly kill me, ah-hah, Timmy Timmy
I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine
Oh, you make me dizzy

Timmy Timmy, let me feel it, ah-hah, Timmy Timmy
Timmy Timmy, don't conceal it, ah-hah, Timmy Timmy
The way that you kiss goodnight
(The way that you kiss me goodnight)
The way that you hold me tight
(The way that you're holding me tight)
I feel like I wanna sing when you do your thing

I don't wanna hurt you, Gadget, I don't wanna see you cry
So stay on the ground, girl, you better not get too high
But I'm gonna stick to you, boy, you'll never get rid of me
There's no other place in this world where I rather would be

Timmy Timmy, touch me, Gadget, ah-hah, Timmy Timmy
Timmy Timmy, hold me, Gadget, ah-hah, Timmy Timmy
You look like a movie star
(You look like a movRangie star)
But I know just who you are
(I know just who you are)
And, Timmy, to say the least, you're a dog-gone beast

So stay on the ground, girl, you better not get too high
There's no other place in this world where I rather would be

Timmy Timmy, how you thrill me, ah-hah, Timmy Timmy
Timmy Timmy, nearly kill me, ah-hah, Timmy Timmy
I heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine

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