"Have Yourself A Wakko Little Christmas 2"-The beginning (It's a chainlink story))

[Captain Caps]

(Fade in on a logo that looks like the Warner Brothers logo of the 70s and early 80s. The squared circle with "WBCSB" written in stretched circles flies towards the screen with the legend "Warner Brothers Club Story Board" written in white on black. The screen goes orange and displays the logo again, this time with the legend "A Toonzone Message Board". We fade out, then fade in on the Watertower. In the background, we hear the Pretenders' version of "Have Yourself A Wakko Little Christmas". The title flashes on screen.)

HAVE YOURSELF A WAKKO LITTLE CHRISTMAS 2: HANNIBAL IS COMING TO TOWN

(As we move away from the title, we see scenes from the first "HYAWLC". Among them: The Warners and crew at Santa's Workshop, the Snow Miser freezing Axel's phone, a fast-motion reel of cameos from the first piece, the alien abduction, the mice on a snowmobile, and Axel cursing out the 99-00 cast of "Saturday Night Live". As the song ends, we fade in on the Tower's inside. The Warners are decorating a tree and eating gingerbread cookies)

Yakko: Well, here we go again. A new holiday season, and hopefully we can just have a nice quiet Christmas in the tower.

Wakko: I wouldn't bet on it.

Dot: Too true, and too sad. Aliens, Tim Allen, Arnold Schwarzennegger, *ELFY!*...Can somebody get me some Tylenol?

Yakko: Sure thing. Let me just put this ornament up...

(Yakko adorns the tree with a glass ornament. The same ornament is on a tree at ACME Labs, New York.)

Billie: Hey, Brain, me and Pinks are gonna buy some toys and donate them to that charity across the river!

Brain: Can I join you?

Billie: Don't you have a world to conquer?

Brain: Not right this holiday season. I'm holding out until New Years', and then I'll unveil my plan. Besides that, kids out there do need toys. Somehow, looking out the windows of the Lab, it'll seem a lot emptier this season.

Billie: I know how you feel, Brain!

(The camera swings away from the lab and whooshes down the highway to Washington D.C. It flies into the offices of Axel "The Main Man" Foley. He's prepping for an interview, while trying to get some candy cane wrappers off his hands)

Axel: (BLEEP)! (BLEEP)! Come off. I don't want to look like a buffoon...well, any more than I usually (bleep)ing do, nowadays!

Mrs. Smith: (Axel's old Detroit neighbor and McDonald's worker from "Mr. Foley Goes To Washington") Axel, there's an interviewer here to see you. She says she's from "Washington Scene".

Axel: Send her in! (To himself) I'll just hide my hand. Maybe I'll get it off with a pair of (bleep)ing scissors.

Jennifer Whittenkamp: (The interviewer) Want me to put that in the interview?

Axel: (BLEEP)! I mean...hello, I'm Axel Foley. You are?

Jennifer: Jennifer Whittenkamp, reporter for "Washington Scene"-"The Guide To What's Up In The Capitol". That's my cameraman, Otis.

Otis: Hello, eh?

Axel: Hi! So, what do you want to interview me for?

Jennifer: Well, you're a man of innumerable talents. You're a Congressman, a cop, an actor, and I hear you play a mean piano.

Axel: Yes, I do! Best pianist in all of D.C!

(Jennifer and Otis are doubled over in hysterics)

Axel: What? Oh, (bleep) you! It's an actual word! A pianist (more laughs) is a guy who plays the piano! Put down that definition or consider the (bleep)ing interview finished, Ms. Kittenwhamp!

Jennifer: Ha ha, that's...hee hee...Whittenkamp. Sorry, sorry.

Axel: (Muttering) Not as much as I am!

(We zoom out of D.C, and into Miami. The theme to "Miami Vice" plays in the background. We fade in on an apartment. "Vice" officer Sonny Crockett is getting out of bed.)

Sonny: (Yawn) What time is it, Elvis?

(Cut to Elvis, Sonny's pet reptile from the show)

Sonny: Right, you wouldn't know. You can't speak. Well, I'll do some Christmas shopping today after I stop by the precinct.

(Sonny picks up the phone and dials up a number. Split-screen as the person on the end is...)

Ricardo Tubbs: Hello!

Sonny: Hey, Ricardo! What's up?

Ricardo: Out of date, out of place and I don't give a darn. You?

Sonny: Same thing. Want to go shopping with me?

Ricardo: Sure. Who's getting gifts?

Sonny: Friends, family...might as well send something to Melanie.

Ricardo: Okay. See ya down at the precinct.

(Zoom away from this scene to an FBI training facility in Kentucky. Agent Alicia Christian Starling, Clarice's sister, is having a meal with another agent)

Alicia: Good lord, if I learn any more ropes, I might hang myself from one.

Agent 1: Don't talk that way. It's the holidays. You want to go get a shake later?

Alicia: No thanks, Stevie. I'm tired. Enjoy your meal. I'm going to see if I got some mail.

Agent 1: But...

Alicia: (Raising her index finger) Bye, Stevie. See you tomorrow.

(Fade back to the WB Studio lot. The background music is "This Christmas" by Donny Hathaway.)

Yakko: (Entering a building with his siblings) Well, at least we got our own mailbox out of those Pokemon promos.

Wakko: I'll check it!

Dot: I'll check it!

Yakko: I'll check it! (He opens up their box)

Wakko: I'll never get to check it!

Yakko: Let's see..."Vague", "'California Cuisine", "Sports Incorporated Holiday Swimsuit Issue", letter with mysterious marking...

Wakko: Oooh, open that one!

(Montage of scenes similar to this one, with Brain, Axel, Sonny, Ricardo, Jennifer and Alicia getting the letters as well. We then see a montage of them reading the letter)

Yakko: Dear Friends...

Wakko: (Taking the letter) I hope this holiday season is treating you well.

Dot: (Reading) I have an exciting poem for all of you.

Brain: Time of joy, now a time of fear...

Billie: Especially for those 9 flying reindeer...

Pinky: I'm sure that they will taste quite yummy...

Axel: Deep inside my cavernous tummy...

Jennifer: Don't think I haven't killed before...

Otis: I've murdered since 1964...

Sonny: Dozens of humans who tasted quite good...

Ricardo: From SoHo through to Hollywood...

Alicia: I have with me an evil child...

All: Your season's going to be quite wild.
Besides the deer, it's sad but true.
We're looking to see your ends, too.
Time for the test of your skills as protectors...
Hannibal and Stewie...
together, we're the Lecters!
(Tremendous silence for a brief moment...then we hear everyone screaming and rushing to the phones)

All: (Various screams and shouts including...) "What the (bleep) was that?", "I'm scared!", "He's back?", "Get to California", "We need to talk", "Come to Burbank now!", "Drop everything and get here now!", "Can I bring her?", "Yes, bring her, too!", "You sound lovely"...

---Pick Up Here---

[The Dork Knight]

Wow! Good stuff! But I was wondering... Who is Axel Foley? Just need to know.

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Foley Is Good
Wow! Good stuff! But I was wondering... Who is Axel Foley? Just need to know.

"Axel Foley" is the name of the character Eddie Murphy played in the 80's-era "Beverly Hills Cop" movies, where Axel's a foul-mouthed Detroit policeman sent to Beverly Hills for various investigations. In the fanfic realm, he seems to have become a permanent fixture of sorts, having been involved in everything from going villainous/insane and nearly bringing on the Apocalypse in the year 2015 ("The Once and Future Warners") to reforming and running for Congress in a crooked election ("Mr. Foley Goes to Washington")... see: past chainlink stories he's involved in (first appearance: the original "Warner Academy" story)....

-B.
Not sure if/when he'll post some contribution to this thing....

[robert]

I think Caps should just write this thing himself. Hey, he's never written a full fic all by his lonesome, if he has I apologize, if not maybe now's the time. He is the one that came up with the idea, so he should carry it out, besides, there's no guarantee you guys will be free to contribute or have any ideas, even writers with our vast range{insert laughtrack here}have off times, there have been chainlink fics we've never finished, and about half have been eventually done. Plus there's no guarantee many people here saw the Hannibal Lecter movies{I did though but I have no ideas}so those people might be lost a bit.
So Captain, does that sound like a good idea or do you still want to be generous?

[Captain Caps]

Usually, I can rely on you guys for support. I'm surprised no one is supporting me this time out. I'm not good at writing fanfics on my own.

Here's the truth...I thrive in chain-link fanfics, but solo fanfics...I'm dead in the water every time on that one. So, for all intents and purposes...THERE WILL BE NO "HYAWLC 2". I just can't do it alone.

Sincerely,

John "Captain Caps" Kilduff

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Captain Caps
Usually, I can rely on you guys for support. I'm surprised no one is supporting me this time out. I'm not good at writing fanfics on my own.

Here's the truth...I thrive in chain-link fanfics, but solo fanfics...I'm dead in the water every time on that one. So, for all intents and purposes...THERE WILL BE NO "HYAWLC 2". I just can't do it alone.

Sincerely,

John "Captain Caps" Kilduff

Sorry about that...as for me, a story with Hannibal Lecter just didn't strike my interest, I'm afraid (esp. not having or wanting to see either of the films he was in).... that and I've been a bit busy of late/mulled over a few (solo) ideas of my own...

-B.