Clash of the Cartoon Stars! Episode one The Simpsons VS. Family Guy

[The Dork Knight]

*Opens to commentator's booth at Acme Headquaters*
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up doc? Welcome to the first episode or should I say fan fic of CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS!!!!
Mickey: Just say episode Bucktooth Bunny....
Bugs: Oh shut up rat face..... Tonight's show is a doozy! Tonight's fight is a classic! It pits the Griffins of Seth McFarlen's Family Guy against the Simpsons again Matt Groeing's... uh.... The Simpsons!
Mickey: Gosh! It must have taken you a long time for you to figure that one out!
Bugs: Would you please shut your yap Chuckie Cheese?
Mickey: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY COUSIN!
Bugs: Okay.... Mickey... Did you take your medication today?
Mickey: Nope, I forgot....
Bugs: Figures... Anyway, back to the show. These rivalres began in 1999 when after the Super Bowl, Fox premired the show "Family Guy". Family Guy in many people's opinions is considered a more edgey than the classic "The Simpsons". Let's just say that The Simpsons have not been all that happy about that. Well lets get on with the fight!
Mickey: Just to let you all know that the characters in these fights do not die. So let's get it on!
Bugs: Approching the ring are America's 1# dsyfunctinal family! Though that could change after tonights show!
Mickey: And now approaching the ring are America's 2nd favorite dsyfunctinal family, The Griffins of Family Guy! And now here's referee Mr. T for details!
Mr. T: Hey guys! I've decided in honor of Thanksgiving to make this fight a family food fight for these two dsyfuncinal familes. Here are the rules. You must knock out each opponent! Which ever team has a member still standing wins! But one last thing! I pity da fool who cheats! Let's get this fight started!

Homer: I'm gonna beat you like a drumstick Griffin! mmmmmmm.....drumstick.....
Peter: Is food all you think about Simson? Oh! Candied yams! Yum, yum!
Bart: The Simpsons with defeat you idiots!
Stewie: Oh shut up you arrogant....
Mr. T: Hey! This is a family show son! Looks like I'm gonna have to disqualify you sucka!
Stewie: Oh you shut out you mohawk wearing son of.......
Mr. T: SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT UP YOU'RE BABY TUSH!
Stewie: Yes sir!
Mr. T: That's better sucka.
Marge: Hey Lois! Watch out!
*Throws stale bread at Lois knocking her out*
Mr. T: Minus one for Family Guy
Bugs: Boy, the Griffins are really struggling in this fight! Losing two members already! Let's hope they improve!
Meg: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY MOTHER! TAKE THIS!
*Throws a big pot with very hot soup at Marge*
Marge: OWWWWWW!
Mr. T: One hit K.O! Minus one for the Simpsons!
Bart: Hey Porky! Watch out for low flying objects!
*Bart throws a pumpkin*
Chris: Where?
*Chris walks away from table*
*Pumpkin bounces off rubber wall and hits Lisa and Bart*
Bart: Oh crap.......
Lisa: Ditto.......
Mr. T: DOUBLE K.O.!
Bugs: That was a amazing play! Let's see that again!
*Plays instant replay*
*Chris comes back to the table*
Chris: Hey! There were no low flying objects!
*Pumpkin bounces back once again and knocks out Maggie some how*
Mr. T: Oh my god! TRIPLE K.O.!
Homer: Well, looks like it's a showdown! I'll get you Griffin!
Peter: Not if I get you first!
*Throws various foods at Homer*
*Homer catches all of them with his mouth and eats them like a big fat pig*
Homer: Is that the best you got?
Peter: No I don't Porky.....
*Throws turkey at Homer*
*Homer catches it with his mouth*
Homer: Oh no!
*Starts choking on Turkey*
Homer: Well looks like we lose...........
*Homer becomes unconsious*
Mr. T: And the winners and new dsyfuncional family are.... THE GRIFFINS!
Bugs: Wow! That was a amazing fight! A crowning of the new dsyfuncional family! Amazing! Well from me and Chuckie Cheese... er... Mickey Moose.... er........ Mickey Mouse. Good night!

COMING NEXT WEEK! THE BUTT-UGLY MARTIANS VS. INVADER ZIM!

[Brandon Pierce]

Awww... darn... I was hoping the Simpsons would win. Oh, well. Maybe Homer should have let Bart fight for a while.

[Danielle]

[The Dork Knight]

So how is it? Is my writing good? Oh yeah, Brandon, when are you gonna post a new eppy of Termite Terrace? I really want to read it. And when I come in do a joke on my new username being "Foley Is Good".

[Zim999]

What really Happed.

Homer still has the turkey in his mouth, he then spits it out right at Peter. The turkey hits Peter so hard it knocks his head off.
Mr. T.:"And the REAL winners are the Simpsons, because thay are still on."
Homer:"Woo Hooo!!!!!!!!"
He fanits.
The Comic Books Guys walk in the ring, He picks up Peter's head by the hair.
CBG:"WORST CATOON EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He thorws Peter's head out a window.

Let that be a leason to you, Simpsons Rule, FG was a rip off.

[Pietro]

Wow. this thing's OLD!

Which reminds me.....
I gotta still do the LAST Clash of the Cartoon Stars.

-Pietro