Aqua Teen Hunger Force: MC Pissy Pants lyrics

1992 · #1 10-15-2002, 02:44 PM

Forgive me if this was asked before but I was curious if anyone archived the lyrics for MC Pissy Pants "I want candy" / "I need candy" song. Also if there was an MC Pissy Pants icon that would be neat as well.

take care!

JDuncan · #2 10-15-2002, 03:00 PM

It's MC Pee Pants. I don't know the lyrics exactly, but here's how I think they go.
"I Want Candy":
"I want candy, bubblegum or taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy.
Got my penny saved, so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy."
(don't know the rest, obscured by dialogue, something like "Get ya ass beat, nasty. Just because you came between a kid and his candy.")

"I Need Candy":
I need candy, any kind will do.
I don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It'll make me spazz like Bobcat's on booze.
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce.
We'll get a giant drill, bore it straight into Hell.
Releasing ancient demons from the sleep-forever spell.
So they can walk upon the Earth, and get resituated.
And hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created.
Mess up the mix, mess up the mix.
Come on down Y'all, here's the address:
612, Wharf Avenue, 612 Wharf Avenue.

Word is that MC Chris has been given permission to release full versions of the songs on his website, I can't wait.

shadeone · #3 10-15-2002, 03:06 PM

wharf ave, not wolf

shadeone

1992 · #4 10-15-2002, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jdoggg
It's MC Pee Pants. I don't know the lyrics exactly, but here's how I think they go.
"I Want Candy":

Thanks! Say jdoggg, aren't you on another message board I used to be on (doa)?

JDuncan · #5 10-15-2002, 03:48 PM

No, this is the only message board I've ever been on.

1992 · #6 10-15-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jdoggg
No, this is the only message board I've ever been on.

Weird, Ok Tom Servo. Speaking of which are you aware of an MST3K message board simmilar to this one?

ProdigyCube · #7 10-15-2002, 10:30 PM

Yo man! You down with the Pee Pants too?!?
Aight yo!

1992 · #8 10-15-2002, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProdigyCube
Yo man! You down with the Pee Pants too?!?
Aight yo!

Word dog! Infact I'm eating a Kit Kat candy bar right now

Millions Knives · #9 10-17-2002, 12:04 PM

I'm headed toward Wharf Ave. as we speak!

Nin-Nin69 · #10 10-17-2002, 09:20 PM

I'm going to Mellon Shakers with the guys tonight.

unknown hero · #11 10-17-2002, 11:20 PM

mc pee pants just doesn't want candy, that would be posing, he NEEDS candy!

dino boy · #12 10-18-2002, 01:26 AM

Thanks a lot, guys. Now I need candy, and I don't know why.

Millions Knives · #13 10-18-2002, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nin-Nin69
I'm going to Mellon Shakers with the guys tonight.

The gentlemen's club of course.

rtaylor76 · #14 10-18-2002, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dino boy
Thanks a lot, guys. Now I need candy, and I don't know why.

Where'd you get that shis-naws? I'm stris-ate.

DonnieBrasco · #15 10-18-2002, 05:20 AM

Umm yeah I'm trying to get that whole diet pill pyramid scheme up and running, problem is I dont have any demons or a drill to get to hell..If anyone knows anyone who can help me out...lemme know. Except for that big spider in diapers...hes insane and likes people juice.

Millions Knives · #16 10-18-2002, 01:50 PM

I don't know about demons but I could hook you up with a drill. Oh, and people juice, don't knock 'till you've tried it.

#17 05-26-2007, 06:34 PM

I want candy. Bubblegum and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy. Got my pennies saved, so I’m her sugar daddy. I’m her Hume Cronyn, she’s my Jessica Tandy. I want Candy.
Put it in a pop. Split it with my biddy, 50-50 down the line. Kinda like hosting kindness of the cavity kind. Talk’n licorice kisses, talk’n chocolate dowsed smiles. I want candy. I got a sugar tooth. Put on your shin guards Sandy, cause I want to knock boots. Lick the peppermint stick till the lollipop droops. Gum drops that don’t stop, till the lip locks loose.

MC Ladies: Candy.............Candy.

I need candy. Bubblegum and taffy. Get in my way punk, you’re gonna get your ass beat, nasty. Do it to your daddy. Embarrass your whole family. Just because you came between a kid and his candy. I need Candy. Any kind will do, don’t care if it’s nutritious or FDA Approved. It’s gonna make me spaz, like bobcats on booze. A hyperactive juice that only I can produce.
And fuel a giant drill. To bore straight into hell. Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell. So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated. And hank the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created. I need candy. Want some candy, eat candy till I’m dead. I’ll kill you for some candy. Give me candy, candy head. Where you keep’n all the candy? Who made you candy king? If you don’t give me some candy I will make the ladies sing.
MC Ladies: Candy, in the morning. Candy on the way to school. Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon. Candy at school, candy on the way to school. Candy at din at din and brunch.
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess. Come on down, yo, here’s the address. Said Six-One-Two Warf Avenue. Right next to gentlemen’s club

**Mugen** · #18 05-26-2007, 06:35 PM

Please don't post in extremely old threads.