Appropriate Penalties for the Chuck Jones thieves

**Ed Liu** · 10-03-2002, 05:42 PM

Howdy,

So, apparently some real Grinches in the world are stealing Chuck Jones artwork, going so far as to drive a truck through the gallery storefront.

What are the best penalties for these slimebuckets when they are caught?

- Tied to anvils, dropped off cliff in the Arizona deserts.

- Trash can dropped on heads, sledgehammered mercilessly until they vibrate like bells.

- Marc Anthony the bulldog.

- "No...not the Thinker...NOT the Thinker...NOT THE THINKER!!!!"

- Three words: Acme Rocket Skates

Any other ideas?

-- Ed/Ace

**zmanjz** · 10-03-2002, 06:21 PM

I say thay have to play for... Penalties. (Roll out the Barrel.)

**Tobias** · 10-03-2002, 06:30 PM

Have Granny mercilessly beat them with an umbrella.

**Sandro** · 10-03-2002, 07:06 PM

How about William Tell except with 12 gauge shotguns? Roll out the barrel works very nicely as well.

**Parallax** · 10-03-2002, 08:14 PM

Watch the Smurfs forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.

**adultswimfan** · 10-03-2002, 08:16 PM

Watch the Smurfs forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.

What a living hell!

**mbaker** · 10-03-2002, 08:16 PM

Don't wait 'till you get home, SHOOT HIM NOW, SHOOT HIM NOW!

**Mackenzie Rainelle** · 10-03-2002, 09:19 PM

They should be forced to test ACME products.

**czyznyck99** · 10-03-2002, 10:01 PM

I would be quite content if they just returned what they stole, no questions asked.

...But if they damaged the art, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Later.

**nothing** · 10-03-2002, 10:44 PM

it would be one thing if it was original artwork, but from the listing... it looked like a bunch of seri-cels and limited editions.

**StrangerAtaru** · 10-03-2002, 11:26 PM

I would subject them to the wheel, but that is a McKimson joke.

I know, how about subjecting him/her to the Sniffles cartoons?

**Jack** · 10-03-2002, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by StrangerAtaru
I know, how about subjecting him/her to the Sniffles cartoons?

Actually, I'd put at least one of the Sniffles cartoons on a best of Chuck Jones list. So that series is hardly a punnishment. Why is Sniffles picked on so much? Every week I see 3-4 posts bashing the character.

Jack

**TimTwoFace** · 10-04-2002, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by mbaker
Don't wait 'till you get home, SHOOT HIM NOW, SHOOT HIM NOW!

Aww man, you stole mine!

-Tim

**Daniel P** · 10-04-2002, 07:15 AM

I like Sniffles. What's wrong with him?

Sentence them to watch the 1975 HB Tom & Jerry show.

**StrangerAtaru** · 10-04-2002, 07:34 AM

There is nothing wrong with Sniffles. I like a couple of his cartoons as well. I was just trying to think of a more Jonesian punishment and I remember all the Sniffles bashing.

I say the easiest one would to just make him hold an anvil at a cliff's edge in the middle of the desert.

**mbaker** · 10-04-2002, 07:40 AM

Arise storm! Cyclones, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

**Jack** · 10-04-2002, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by StrangerAtaru
There is nothing wrong with Sniffles. I like a couple of his cartoons as well. I was just trying to think of a more Jonesian punishment and I remember all the Sniffles bashing.

Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up

Why not have a variety of Jones punishments with a McKimson spin to them? Each thief would have to spin a wheel, and they would have to take whatever Jones-like punishment the wheel stops on

I think that would be lots of fun.

Either that, or make them all watch "Now Hear This" over and over again in a small padded room with thier eyes pinned open. It's a good cartoon, but so *weird* that it would probably drive them insane.

Jack

**Jon Cooke** · 10-04-2002, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by dacp3
I like Sniffles. What's wrong with him?

Sentence them to watch the 1975 HB Tom & Jerry show.

No, no ... make 'em watch Baby Looney Tunes.

-Jon

**mbaker** · 10-04-2002, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Jon Cooke
No, no ... make 'em watch Baby Looney Tunes.
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Now, your cooking with gas! While your at it show them the Nick version of the Animaniacs opening! Or, have them sit through "Daffy & Proky meet The Groovy Ghoulies"

**Mackenzie Rainelle** · 10-04-2002, 04:16 PM

They could join in on the QTTV game shows. ^^

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