Err... I'm Noxious Smurf!Uh, is that a good thing?
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What's your Smurf name?
Go here to check it out:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html
It said I was Queasy Smurf........... that doesn't sound right....![]()
"So it's true my words are contrived
I tell lies just to get into your mind
I'm as fake as a widow's smile.
This mask of glass is what I choose to wear
So I won't ever have the need to bear
The total truth to anyone but me."
--Senses Fail, Let it Enfold You
Err... I'm Noxious Smurf!Uh, is that a good thing?
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"Ideals are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands,
but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters,
you choose them as your guide,
and following them, you reach your destiny."
- Carl Schurz
Beleive it or not, I'm...
Full Monty Smurf.![]()
Be afraid. Be very afraid.![]()
-The Game
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
All great men are dead, and I'm not feeling well.
Uh, I think it's bad.........Originally posted by Watagashi
Err... I'm Noxious Smurf!Uh, is that a good thing?
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"So it's true my words are contrived
I tell lies just to get into your mind
I'm as fake as a widow's smile.
This mask of glass is what I choose to wear
So I won't ever have the need to bear
The total truth to anyone but me."
--Senses Fail, Let it Enfold You
It says I'm "Very Uninteresting Smurf."
Jack![]()
G.A.C. is coming! And it will destroy us all....or not, you'll have to wait and see.
I'm "Vanilla Ice Smurf". I'm so ashamed.
If I use my first name with my mother's maiden name, I become "Megatron Smurf". Sweet.
"With my feet upon the ground, I lose myself between the sounds
And open wide to suck it in, I feel it move across my skin.
I'm reaching up and reaching out, I'm reaching for the random, or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out. Keep going"
-Tool, Lateralus
"Be ashamed to die unless you have won some victory for humanity." -Horace Mann
Hehe, not exactly one of those super-scientific psyche analyzers, but, what the hey!
Call me Cujo Smurf! Thats just soo.... smurfy!
I also tried a few nicknames and came up with Stickleback Smurf, Jurassic Smurf, and Deadly Smurf! Bwhahahah!
http://kdingo.net/champ/pics/main.php - My Gallery.
http://www.cityofreality.com - A Webcomic about a World Worth Saving.
I'm.... bun bun da na na:
Doctor Smurf
no bull either!
-BB
I've got theBEST
name of them all............
I'm Heterosexual Smurf![]()
Nascar Smurf....
I'm... Nascar Smurf...
NASCAR SMURF!!!!
WELL THAT'S JUST SMURFING SMURF TASTIC!!!![]()
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Then I did the same thing as Clayface and entered my first name with my Mother's maiden name and now I'm Stalker Smurf!
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
And entering my middle name in place of my first name gave me: Fundamentalist Smurf![]()
Hey Mr.Obsession Dick Clark is Stalker Smurf!
-An IMPORTANT message from Hetrosexual Smurf![]()
Well apparently Preston Crum = Stalker Smurf too.Originally posted by John-Paul
Hey Mr.Obsession Dick Clark is Stalker Smurf!
-An IMPORTANT message from Hetrosexual Smurf![]()
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Deadly Smurf![]()
With my middle name, I am:
Son of Smurf
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
My DVD Collection
I put in Giant Creampuff and got Boozy Smurf, lol!![]()
I also put in one of my nicknames(guess which one) and got............roflmao, Squanto Smurf!
My first name with my moms maiden name is Transparent Smurf.![]()
"So it's true my words are contrived
I tell lies just to get into your mind
I'm as fake as a widow's smile.
This mask of glass is what I choose to wear
So I won't ever have the need to bear
The total truth to anyone but me."
--Senses Fail, Let it Enfold You
Lemon-fresh Smurf here...with my mid name I'm Maximus Smurf
~RD~
Hello. I came to talk. I've been thinking lately. About you and me. About what's going to happen to us, in the end. We're going to kill each other, aren't we? Perhaps later. I just wanted to know that I'd made a genuine attempt to talk things over and avert that outcome. Just once... I don't fully understand why ours should be such a fatal relationship, but I don't want your murder on my ... hands...
- The Killing Joke
I'm Stoolie Smurf. I hope to God that means I'm a compulsive tattler and not that I have a Hershey squirt problem....one bloody time on an elevator, but I was sick with the flu--jeez!It said I was Queasy Smurf........... that doesn't sound right....![]()
If you think that's bad, I used to date Transparent Smurf, another Smurfette named Queasy, M.C. Smurf, and Igneous Smurf. My brothers are Boozy Smurf and Very Uninteresting Smurf. Boozy is married to Nascar Smurf, and they have a daughter, Pimpin' Smurf.
Typing in just my first and last name, I got "Pantsless Smurf", which I found to be a disturbing image, so with my full name, I'm just "The Smurf". Generic, yet not disturbing.
I'm Super Absorbant Smurf!
Disgruntled Smurf here.![]()
"Every day you sit behind your desk and you learn a little more how to accept the world the way it is. Well, here's the rub: heroes don't do that. Heroes don't accept the world the way it is. They fight it." - Lindsey McDonald, Angel
For the Honor of Grayskull
Very Tall smurf? What the hell? I'm borderline short!
...Then again...that would be very tall in smurf terms. I should've been 'Owl-tamer psycho smurf'
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