I just can't help myself. I'm reminded of a scene in a certain TTA Fanfic. A new student, a fox named Jamie, is having the dreaded meeting with the principal. The fact that said principal is Bugs Bunny neither exacerbates nor ameliorates the situation. The topic is pairing Jamie up with a mentor:
"...Since 'dere ain't no toon foxes on our staff..."
"What about the foxes that were in 'Phone Call From the 405'?" I blurted out. "Or the various foxes that showed up in Looney Toons shorts? what about the little toon foxes that were extras in Tiny Toons and Animaniacs episodes..." I snapped my muzzle shut.
Bugs gave me a look. "Well, ya know your Warnah Bruddas hist'ry well," is all he said. He settled and resumed, glaring at me to prevent me from interrupting him again...
from A Reluctant Toon by Animaniacs newsgroup long-timer turned Watertower / Warner Cafe denizen Bryan Chaney aka Wilford B. Wolf. This can be found in the TTAFF Archive, the mirror to which is to be found amongst these pages. It just so happens that this was the first TTA fanfic I ever read & introduced me to TTA. This has been another blatant TTA plug.
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