Email surveys
 

This is partly inspired by those annoying internet surveys that you get, and by a Batman Beyond fanfic on fanfiction.net
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What could Barbara say? She was sucker for those "Who are you" things.

She was thinking this as she was looking over at one she had just recieved. Forward to at least ten people, and fill in it screamed. What could be the harm, she had to think as she typed in the addresss.

Dick at "NiteBird@Gothamnet.com", Bruce "BWayne@WayneInd.com", Tim "T-Dawg@Gothamnet.com", Jim "JGordan@GCPD.net", Leslie "Doc564@Gothamnet.com", Alfred "Manservant@lonelyhearts.net", Lauren "CallmeGoddess@Vreecorp.Net", Renee "CopLady@Gothamnet.com", Harvey Bullock "DaytimeAvenger@Gothamnet.com", and finally, because she wasnt sure who else to send it too, Veronica "RonRon@Vreecorp.net".

She went about filling out her own.

You ever been in love, and if so who was your first? Yes... Dick I guess.

Where do you live?With my roomate Katie (whos on a retreat) in a starter apartment.

Pet Peeve?Men with long fingernails. Dont ask. /shudder/

Favorite Smell? Sandlewood

Favorite TV show? Passions... its addictive...Even though Thera-sita makes me wanna kill her...

First Car? I still dont have one.

Weird sleeping habit? I move a lot. Occasionally falling out of bed.

Do you believe in God? Yes.

Favorite Cartoon character?Babs the rabbit from Tiny Toons :)

Favorite "Bad" Movie? Satisfaction. Julia Roberts is in it.

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you? Their helping me waste time....

Least favorite sound? The lala la la part of "Piano Man".

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. I can peel a banana with my foot.

Worst moment? Having to watch someone you love leave, without saying good bye.

Favorite food? homemade, leftover pizza you heat up in the microwave.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? Arent partly skimmed and 1% the same? Whole I guess.

Favorite animal? I love dogs. Especially the big ones.

Healer or Pain Bringer? Healer... I hope its healer...

Whats in your closet? Whatever Clothes I may have

Your trunk? I dont have a car.

Favorite Book? The cider House Rules

What will you name your kids? Julian. Or Delilah.

How much Jewlery do you wear? Earrings occasionally. Maybe a bracelet. Do watches count?

What was that last song you downloaded? Angie Stone "Rain down"

Theme song/Jam? Sir Mix-a-lots "Baby Got back... not that I have back...

Personal Motto/quote? "The Only way to resist temptation, is to yield to it." Dorian Gray, The portrait of Dorian Gray.

Up next:
"Bored Babsie?"-Lauren

hehehe... That's great. I hate those things. They drive me up the wall!! (And it drives my friends up the wall when I never reply) I'd love to see Bruce's answers for those... Not to mention Dick's :D I can't wait for more.

Wow, this is an inventive fanfiction idea! I can't wait to see what you come up with for some of the others! I do believe that some of them, such as Batman, would regard it as a waste of time and not reply, but if we ignore stuff like that this could prove to be a fascinating character study!

Actually, since "Bruce" is supposed to act like a big partier who's all lighthearted and jovial, it would be interesting to see his responses and how he could use it to help maintain his facade.

Bored Babsie? Thats what the subject of her email read. Lauren never answered these things. They were boring AND a waste of her valuable time. And who cared what her favorite nail polish shade was? Idiots.

She was contemplating thing as she sat in her pyjamas (a tank top, and drawstring pyjama bottoms) crounched up on the computer chair. She sighed. What would be the harm?

You ever been in love, and if so who was your first? How is that any of your business?

Where do you live? I alternate. my aunt's estate or Wally's apartment.

Pet Peeve? Plaid paired with stripes, loose change, 6749 Alding Security systems...

Favorite Smell? New Clothes

Favorite TV show? Alias. Michael Vartan can search me anyday! ;)

First Car? A silver VW bug convertable. Limited Edition.

Weird sleeping habit?How exactly would I know? Being as I'm sleeping?

Do you believe in God? Yes. Its too horrifying to think that my fathers just rotting in the ground.

Favorite Cartoon character?Tie. Jessica Rabbit from "Who framed Roger Rabbit" / Prince Eric from "The little Mermaid".

Favorite "Bad" Movie? Lambada: The forbidden Dance. The girl from Mullholland Drive is in it. She obviously took considerable acting lessons after this "Movie". But its funny. Especially the scene where the music "Takes over her".

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you?Despite her questionable judgement in emails, shes a sweet person with a good heart.

Least favorite sound? That zoom zoom kid from the car commercials. "ZOOM ZOOM." Shut up brat!

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. I used to dance naked on my lawn once a week to "Commune with nature" until I was 13, and my elderly neighbour found out.

Worst moment? Watching the one person in the world who you cant live without die.

Favorite food? Blackened chilean seabass. And cotton candy. Wally was right, it is Puffalicious.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? Um... 2%.

Favorite animal?Horses.

Healer or Pain Bringer? As much as I'd love to say healer, there are several girls from high school who might wanna disagree with you. Keep in mind they were asking for it.

Whats in your closet? Ummm... being as I dont really have a home of my own.. I dont really have a closet, per se. I keep outfits and shoes in the guest closet and Wally's closet.

Your trunk? A spare tire. a car jack, a wrench. A fighting stick... from martial art's classes of course :)

Favorite Book? "I capture the castle" by Dodie Smith

What will you name your kids? I've never thought about it.

How much Jewlery do you wear day to day wear? Not much. cartier earrings, and a watch.

What was that last song you downloaded? Uptown Girl, Billy Joel. Dont judge.

Theme song/Jam? The #itch is Back, Elton John.

Personal Motto/quote? "When you love something, set it free, If it comes back its yours, If it doesnt.. then you go beat it down with a rock till it does." Luke Spencer "General Hospital".

She had to laugh at her answers. It was up to her to continue the chain. Much to her dismay she found herself clicking send.



Up Next

"Really Miss Lauren..." - Alfred.

LOL! Lauren's answers were hilarious. I can't wait for Alfreds. Bruce/Batman's should prove interesting however. Bring more on. :D

Alfred had done a lot of things. Never this though. Never. And he had expected more from Miss Lauren, she was usually so... dignified.

You ever been in love, and if so who was your first? Haven't we all. She was a lovely young lady from the girls school across the way. Melinda Parsons... I have'nt thought of her in ages.

Where do you live? Wayne Manor.

Pet Peeve? Middle aged men who dont know how to fold their own socks. Its not that hard you know.

Favorite Smell? I rather like Pine Sol.

Favorite TV show? I dont watch TV. Though I do enjoy "Newlyweds". Although someone needs to smack that blond woman.

First Car?I had a Schwinn Bicycle.

Weird sleeping habit? I've been known to argue politics with Henry Kissenger in my dreams, and have people here it in the real world.

Do you believe in God? Yes.

Favorite Cartoon character? Pepe LePew

Favorite "Bad" Movie? I dont watch "Bad" movies. and I consider anything made in the last fifty years bad. I suppose I'll go with the last one that I didnt cringe at, "The Remains of the day", or "Gosford Park". I also like "Moulin Rouge".

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you?she has impeccable manner. Miss Lauren has no tact, but she knows which fork is which, and in the long run...

Least favorite sound? ALFRE-E-E-E-E-E-ED!

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. Sometimes when Master Timothy calls me. I pretend not to hear.

Worst moment? Having to comfort three orphaned boys.

Favorite food? Creme Broulee

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk?Skim

Favorite animal? Plants.

Healer or Pain Bringer? Healer.

Whats in your closet? One does not reveal the contents of their closet to the world... If you must know several Tuxedos, suits, and some casual wear.

Your trunk? Mechanical equipment.

Favorite Book? "The Bostonians".

What will you name your kids? I have as many children as I want.

How much Jewlery do you wear day to day wear? A watch.

What was that last song you downloaded? The Planets suite by Gustav Holt.

Theme song/Jam? "She works hard for the money" Donna Summer

Personal Motto/quote? -" If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? --The Merchant of Venice, III:1" William Shakespeare.

He sighed and clicked send.

Up Next: Alfred you wild man!- Dick.

Wooo hooO!!! Alfred quoted Billy Shakespeare!!! Awesome. Very awesome. But I have a hard time seeing Alfred downloading songs... *shrug* Dick's answers should be great. This is great. I'm enjoying this.

Dick had way much time on his hands. He really needed to get a job, he decided as he filled out the survey.

You ever been in love, and if so who was your first? Oh yeah. Lauren I guess. Just by going by age. *Ducks as Lauren throws shoes at me *

Where do you live?A loft.

Pet Peeve?Those "You gellin?" Insurance commercials.

Favorite Smell? The ceder they put on the floor of circus tents

Favorite TV show? The Bachelorette... What?! Trista's hot!

First Car? A harley-davidson bike.

Weird sleeping habit? I dont have one. No matter what anyone may say about me and thumbsucking.

Do you believe in God? When I need him

Favorite Cartoon character? Stewie from "Family Guy"

Favorite "Bad" Movie? Goonies ROCKS!

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you? He's kinda like my mom. *Ducks as Alfred throws shoe at him*

Least favorite sound? Kathie Lee Giffords voice.

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. Babs. I've told you before. Dont tell people that! I've been know to walk up stairs on my hands.

Worst moment? Realizing that your relationship with your father is deteriorating. Watching your parents die and not being able to do anything about it.

Favorite food? Anything that aint natural.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? Whole

Favorite animal? Those cockatoo's. You know what I'm talking about! I love those things!

Healer or Pain Bringer? Healer.

Whats in your closet? I.... Dont know.

Your trunk? Motorcycles dont have trunks

Favorite Book? "on the Road" or "The great Santini"

What will you name your kids? Samuel or Mary.

How much Jewlery do you wear? ... None

What was that last song you downloaded? "Dream Police" by Cheap Trick. No I dont feel a need to defend that.

Theme song/Jam? "P.I.M.P" 50 cent. Not that am one. Please dont hurt me Barb.

Personal Motto/quote? Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a
half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it. - The Blues Brothers. It just embodys coolness IMO.

Dick hit send and five minutes later a reply popped up.

"You have got to be kiddin' me." - Harvey Bullock.

Another nice survery! I really like how in character all of your responses sound I could hear the character answering this way to all your characters. Batman could be interesting, you could do one as playboy Bruce Wayne and another as Batman. I dunno just my thoughts. Some more would be nice.

Well i was planning something....

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Harvey Bullock shouldnt have been doing this. He was at work and he was a grown man.

You ever been in love, and if so who was your first? A few times. It was a girl who grew up on the east side with me. Marita. She died a couple years.

Where do you live?None of your damn business.

Pet Peeve?Vigilantes

Favorite Smell?Freshly cemented asphalt.

Favorite TV show? NYPD Blue. Cliche but true.

First Car?A beat up chevy.

Weird sleeping habit? I snore. What else?

Do you believe in God? I was an alter boy and everything

Favorite Cartoon character?Daffy Duck. He never got no respect.

Favorite "Bad" Movie? Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy. Two words. Jane Fonda.

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you?His old man gives us a lot of money. And hes dating the commish's daughter

Least favorite sound? A batarang wooshing in

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. I ocassionally do respect the Batman. Doesnt mean I like him.

Worst moment? Knowing somebody wants you to die. I mean hunt you down and everything.

Favorite food? Coffee. Coffees a food.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? Whole

Favorite animal? Greyhounds

Healer or Pain Bringer?Whaddaya think?

Whats in your closet? Clothes

Your trunk?My gun. Warrants. Some clothes.

Favorite Book? "Slaughterhouse 5"

What will you name your kids?Jane or Jack.

How much Jewlery do you wear?Do I look like I wear jewelery?

What was that last song you downloaded?I believe in record players nothing else sounds the same.

Theme song/Jam?"Badboys" again Cliche.

Personal Motto/quote? A real hero doesnt need a costume. -Me

He grunted and hit send as a reply came back.

"What are you 14, Bullock?"- Montoya.

I can hardly wait to see Bruce's! :D

Keep'em coming. *Falls into fits of laughter as I read over them again.*

Heh. Tumbsucking! Bruce or Tim should have something to say about that. I'd add Alfred; but you already did him. ;)

Well, hope you post the next part soon.

For those who wonder...

I'm not crazy, I just think that way.

LOL! :D

This is great! You captured everyone's personality perfectly! :)

Please post again soon. I will be reduced to begging. Its not pretty believe me. :evil:

See ya

Only for you Blaster.
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"What was it with, people?" Renee thought "Why do they give a damn about other peoples private lives?"

You ever been in love, and if so who was your first? His name was Dave. Hes a doctor now. My parents never stop telling me.

Where do you live?An apartment.

Pet Peeve?Those pepsi cap things. You never get a winner, you just break a nail.

Favorite Smell?Cinnamon.

Favorite TV show? Ha I wish. I dont have time. I do try to watch "All my Children" as much as I can. I can thank my mother for that.

First Car?A toyota. It used to be my brothers.

Weird sleeping habit? I move around a lot.

Do you believe in God? Born and raised Catholic... thats a yes by the way. He can be cruel sometimes, though.

Favorite Cartoon character?I always liked Barney Rubble.

Favorite "Bad" Movie? "Gigli". No, actually that was physically painful. Run Ben! Run while you can!

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you?Aint no body better than Bullock to watch your back... dont tell him I said that though.

Least favorite sound?..Julia Roberts' laugh. That woman needs to shut up.

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird.Sometimes I wish I had married the doctor.

Worst moment? Knowing You can tell someone hat their gonna get justice.

Favorite food? Krispy Kreme. Yeah I know, I'm boring.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? I'm lactose intolerant. :) No there is no milk in donuts.

Favorite animal?I like Donkeys. Just cause they get no respect. I had one, back when we lived in a farm in Puerto Rico.

Healer or Pain Bringer?Healer

Whats in your closet? Clothes

Your trunk?Same as Bullock.

Favorite Book? "Flowers in the Attic", I dont have time to be well read. But does every woman in a book by V.C. Andrews have to a)get raped, b)have a semi incestous relationship c) rely on a man for everythings. d)talk like they live in 1920's Georgia.

What will you name your kids?I like Isabella or Antony.

How much Jewlery do you wear?earrings

What was that last song you downloaded?"I'll be watching you" Sting. What? Its gets you into the mind of a stalker.

Theme song/Jam?...."Superfreak"...I dont know.

Personal Motto/quote? "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it." Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker guide to the galaxy...See I'm not as poorly read, as you thought I was.

She clicked send, smiling.

"Well isnt this interesting"-Leslie.

I feel loved!

I still can't wait til you get to Bruce's but Leslie's should be just as good.

Krispy Kremes Rule!! :D I mean it. Did you know that you can still buy them directly a the factory? They're still warm that way. They taste great and they never seem to stay around long enough to go stale; unlike my last cooking/baking project. It used to be a cake..... now it just tastes like a, well I'm not sure what a stale pumpkin cake tastes like.

I just have one question Catgirl. Did you go to Batman Beyond: Knightfall recently? You seemed to know how sad my begging is. :sweat:

See ya

I did actually :).

Heh. :o

I only beg when I'm desprate for more of the story or They've asked for it. I promise not to do that here.....unless there is not other alternative. :evil:

See ya.

You ever been in love, and if so who was your first? Alan Grear. What a person he was.

Where do you live?Above my clinic.

Pet Peeve?Patients who scream at you.

Favorite Smell?Honey

Favorite TV show? "Murder she wrote." I enjoy elderly people solving mystery.

First Car?A cadillac. My father was a texan.

Weird sleeping habit? Sleep? Whats that?

Do you believe in God? I suppose so.

Favorite Cartoon character? Dr. Nick Riviera. Anytime I feel bad about myself...

Favorite "Bad" Movie? "Xanadu" I always did love Gene Kelly.

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you? Shes stopped a lot of people from coming to my clinic.

Least favorite sound? Ambulance Siren

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. I know all the words to Mystikal's "Shake Ya ass"

Worst moment? Walking into that ally and not being able to do anything.

Favorite food? Lean cuisine.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? 2%

Favorite animal? Pigs. Have you seen that cell phone commercial?

Healer or Pain Bringer?Healer

Whats in your closet? I'm not very original. Clothes.

Your trunk? My medical bag.

Favorite Book? "Tess of the D'urbervilles" by Thomas Hardy.

What will you name your kids? I believe i'm past that point.

How much Jewlery do you wear? not much.

What was that last song you downloaded? "Its all coming back to me now" - Celine Dion. Theres a line that goes "There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow" now I wonder, since shes Canadian, what their laws wouldnt allow Celine Dion. Were there rats involved?

Theme song/Jam? Aretha Franklin "Sisters are doing it for themselves."

Personal Motto/quote? The hippocratic oath. Do you really expect me to type it up?

Leslie laughed. This was really quite fun, she thought as she clicked send.

"Ooh! Fun!"-Veronica.

Hahahahahaha, nice! The Hippocratic Oath... that's interesting.

I love this! :anime:

I still can't wait til Bruce's turn. It should be very interesting. :D

See ya.

More soon. Please? I've got to run. I need to get to TFN to motivate a writer there that posts about once a Century and has a story going that I've gotten hooked on.

See ya.

"I love these things!" Veronica squealed.

Where do you live?At my family estate with my daugter and occasionally my niece when she fights with her boyfriend.

Pet Peeve?People who wont sign pre-nups.

Favorite Smell? my little girl Bunny.

Favorite TV show? Trading Spaces. Hello Tai!

First Car? mercedes benz.

Weird sleeping habit? Hmm. I dont know

Do you believe in God? Yes.

Favorite Cartoon character?I like Smithers from "The simpsons"

Favorite "Bad" Movie? The cutting edge. Its more underrated than bad. Its predictable but good.

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you? Wonderful woman.

Least favorite sound? Bunny crying.

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. I got an A in Home Ec.

Worst moment? Getting divorced for the first time. I really thought it would last.

Favorite food? Shrimp salad.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? 1%

Favorite animal? Swans

Healer or Pain Bringer? Ask my ex-husbands :).

Whats in your closet? My winter collection.

Your trunk? Ask my driver.

Favorite Book? Chocalat. - I forgot who the author was. The movies just as good.

What will you name your kids? Where do you go after Bunny? Kitten?

How much Jewlery do you wear? The question is how much jewelry dont I wear.

What was that last song you downloaded? Downloading is a tacky practice... "Lets stay together". Al Green.

Theme song/Jam? "Money. Thats what I want." The flying lizards. Although I'm not THAT spoiled.

Personal Motto/quote?"What do you expect me to do? Sleep alone." Elizabeth Taylor on Eddie Fisher.

She smiled and clicked send.

"These things should be a felony!" - Jim Gordan.

Lol. Her theme song is "Money. Thats what I want."!

More. More. More. I think all your readers want more. I know I do.

I gotta go. So many boards, so little time.

See ya.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :anime:

LOL!

Another great post!!

Where do you live?... My home...

Pet Peeve? These things are up there.

Favorite Smell? Justice. (Slumps down realizing how cheesy that is)

Favorite TV show? ... I kinda like "the Shield"

First Car? A beat up dodge

Weird sleeping habit? I dont sleep much

Do you believe in God? Yes.

Favorite Cartoon character? Fred Flintstone

Favorite "Bad" Movie? Bats

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you?She Gives a lot to the station.

Least favorite sound? Screams. I hate screams.

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to be Batman.

Worst moment? Realizing I couldnt save this city. That I was a band aid on a chest wound.

Favorite food? Turkey sandwiches

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? Partly skimmed
Favorite animal? ...gerbils.

Healer or Pain Bringer? A little from column a, little from column b.

Whats in your closet? Clothes

Your trunk? God, who knows.

Favorite Book? Ordinary People.

What will you name your kids? I have as many as I want thanks, Barbara and Jim Juniour *are more than enough.

How much Jewlery do you wear? None.

What was that last song you downloaded? "La Bamba" Richie Valens

Theme song/Jam? "Under pressure" by Queen. Without the homoerotic subtext.

Personal Motto/quote? "It takes a certain kind of man NOT to shoot." I dont rememeber who said it first.

Jim sighed and clicked the send button.

"COOL!" -Tim Drake

*In the comics Jim has a son. Hes rarely mentioned though. Lets just say he disowned him or something.

Where do you live?The wayne manor. No jokes.

Pet Peeve? Those lifetime movies where the woman is ALWAYS the martyr. ALWAYS. "I killed the old lady next door!" "You poor woman!"

Favorite Smell? The ladies! (Bows head in shame knowing no ladies will talk to him.)

Favorite TV show? Whats the one with the really hot girl, and normal guys? I LOVE THAT SHOW!

First Car? I wish

weird sleeping habit? I turn around a lot.

Do you believe in God? I guess. Theres gotta be a reason for stuff. I'm proof of that.

Favorite Cartoon character?Joe Millionaire. Oh hes real?

Favorite "Bad" Movie? "Showgirls" ;)

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you? The Commish is cool.
Ever since that time he didnt arrest me for that thing at that party.

Least favorite sound? Martha Stewarts devil voice.

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. I enjoy watching Days of our lives

Worst moment? My dad leaving... I miss him...

Favorite food? Popcorn

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk?[/B] Whole
Favorite animal? Emu's

Healer or Pain Bringer? Depends on who you ask I guess.

Whats in your closet? I....dont....know...

Your trunk? Again, I wish.

Favorite Book? I like the new Harry Potter. And it is NOT trash Alfred!
What will you name your kids? ...What 14-year old thinks about that? Unless you have problems?

How much Jewlery do you wear? None,

What was that last song you downloaded? The notorious B.I.G./Tupac song

Theme song/Jam? Nirvana "Smells like teen spirit"

Personal Motto/quote?"Lifes too short"

He grinned wickedly and clicked the button.

"Why?"- Bruce Wayne.

Yes! Now we just have to wait for Bruce's. I love what you've done so far. It looks like you saved the best for last. I can hardly wait. I love reading this thread. It got me through finals. I hope it will be even better when I have more next semester.

In case I can't get back to this thread. Happy Holidays Everyone! Have a safe and happy holiday.

See ya.

Oh man, all that's left is the man himself! Can't wait to see what you cook up with for 'ol Batsy, Catgirl!

Bruce shook his head. He had to do it. Bruce Wayne was known for loving these kinds of things.

Where do you live?At my family estate

Pet Peeve?Those people who have to be serious *all* the time. And women begging for commitment. Thats just sad.

Favorite Smell? I do love the scent of chanel on a woman.

Favorite TV show? Wheel of Fortune

First Car? It was a jag. Or a rolls royce.

Weird sleeping habit? You'll have to ask someone else.

Do you believe in God? Yes.

Favorite Cartoon character? Now who is the giant chicken from Looney Toons? I always enjoyed him.

Favorite "Bad" Movie? The Cotton Club

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you? Well he is my ward. How could I say bad things about him?

Least favorite sound? Those fluorecent lights that hum.

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. I really cannot hold my liquor. Goes straight to my head.

Worst moment? My parents death.

Favorite food? A good roast.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? Whole

Favorite animal? Ooh.... I like pot belly pigs. George Clooney has one, maybe I should get one too...

Healer or Pain Bringer? Healer of course.

Whats in your closet? What isnt in my closet.

Your trunk? ...Alfred?... whats in my trunk

Favorite Book? Peter Pan - J.M Barrie

What will you name your kids? Probably after me. How does Bruce Jr. sound?

How much Jewlery do you wear? None.

What was that last song you downloaded? "My Strongest suit" from Aida. I enjoy broadway.

Theme song/Jam? "Mr. Big Stuff" -Aretha Franklin

Personal Motto/quote? "be sure to live your life, because you are a long time dead"- I think its a scottish proverb, or something. Anyway it fits.

He looked at it, and he started another survey.

Where do you live?At my family estate.

Pet Peeve? Criminals. Especially ones who wear costumes.

Favorite Smell? Musk

Favorite TV show? I like C.S.I. i dont watch it much though.

First Car? A 1950's vintage jaguar.

Weird sleeping habit? Occasionally I hang upside down.

Do you believe in God? I suppose so. Now that I've met a few.

Favorite Cartoon character? The grey ghost used to have a cartoon show.

Favorite "Bad" Movie? ...Why would I watch a bad movie... Although "the Bodyguard" was bad, and I smiled. Sort Of. A date dragged me.

Say a nice thing about whoever sent this to you? Tims Tim.

Least favorite sound? Screams.

Weird fact about you.. and I mean weird. I'm a grown man who dresses up as a bat and fights crime.

Worst moment? Watching my parents die, watching other peoples parents die, having my son walk away from me, losing my only chance at happiness (This usually involves a woman..its happened a lot surprisingly)... I dont have a lot of good moments.

Favorite food? I like rice pudding.

Skim, 2%, 1%, whole or Partly skimmed milk? 1%

Favorite animal? ...What do you think?

Healer or Pain Bringer? Depends on what side of the bars your on.

Whats in your closet? Whats normally in a closet?

Your trunk?...Thats private.

Favorite Book? "The complete Sherlock Homes" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

What will you name your kids? I dont plan on reproducing.

How much Jewlery do you wear? none

What was that last song you downloaded? "My strongest suit" From Aida. Research purposes.

Theme song/Jam? Prince wrote a song for me... "Batdance" I believe?

Personal Motto/quote? "To defeat them, we first must understand them" -Elie Weisel. Its about evil.

He looked some more. Knowing what he had to do, he deleted the second survey, and sent the first.


THE END.

edit: I changed his fave bad movie. Cocktail made no sense anyway.

Well, its over. 'Twas a really interesting idea, and I'm glad that you did two different surveys for Brucie. My favorite bits:

I love it. You managed to get both surveys believable.

it maybe over for the civie side; but I have to ask, Why don't you have the Superhero community take this thing? I think it would be good. Think about it. We have Bruce Wayne's. We might as well have Superman's and the everyone else's survey too. It doesn't have to be just hero's surveys, can you imagine the Joker's or Two-Faces?

Love it, I just had to wait for the final one to show up.

Every answer was believable to me.

Great job.

TheKing

Yes, I am guilty as a lurker. *ducks tossed oranges* Wonderful story from beginning to end. I'm sorry I didn't reply before now, but I wanted to see how you would end this. Bruce's is by far my favorite. But I'll also admit that the idea of Jim Gordon saying "homoerotic" made my day when I originally read it. Fantastic story, this is going on my favorites list for sure, great concept Catgirl.

tNC

EDIT: I was sad to see there wasn't a Selina one though, obsessive wishing maybe?

Damn! I cant believe I forgot my fave character! Oh well, I might take Blasters idea, and add her to it. I might do one for superhero's and one for villians,and she'll show up on there. I just couldnt see Babs emailing to her... Bruce yes...but not Babs.

Thanks for all the feedback, and thanks to Blaster for giving me a great idea.

Heh. :o

My idea wasn't as bad as I thought.

Your welcome. :)

I honestly wondered why Catwoman wasn't in here but forgot to ask when I typed in my last post. With Christmas almost here I found that I forgot one person and had to run out to get them a gift.

Bruce sending this to Selina, I can see that. I just have one question. Would he answer this again as Batman or wouldn't anyone think to send it to him?

I had this idea of Bats changing the "Home?" question and sending it to supes on a whim. And then maybe Catwoman gets sent it, and she starts a supervillian thing.

This was one of the most ingenious fan fictions I have read in a long time. Something as simple as an e-mail survey can reveal so much about a character, especially one based in the Batman family. I'm also for sending it to superheroes, as I'd love to see what lesser characters like Booster Gold, Blue Devil, and Firestorm have to say about this.

That is, if anyone has their e-mail address. :p

Great job Catgirl!

hehehe... I would loooove to see a Superheroes one and a supervillains one... It would be fabuilous.... And I loved Bruce's responses, both sides. Fabulous absolutely fabulou.

Hey Cats. I just wanted to know if you every decided on expanding this thread or not.

Yep. I'm planning to do it as soon as I finish up "Watchtower." In a month or so.