WWE Song Paroday-"Helmsley Must Go"

[zarius]

Inspired by the WWE Raphsody song paroday, I present my own version of the HHH situation, read the lyrics to the track of Queen's classic "The Show Must Go On"

This is a sneak preview, I'm posting it on Fanfiction.net later, so tell me If I've made any mistakes, or if it sucks...


WWE: Helmsley must go!

Sing to Queen’s “The Show Must Go On!”

Kane is singing....

Written by Zarius


(1st lyrics)


Defunct titles.

What are we wrestling for?

Abandoned arenas

We know who’s at fault.

On and on,

Does anybody know, why Helmsley’s up on top?

More worthless Jobbing, from Chris Jericho

To make things harder

Jeff Hardy’s mat work is slow

Hold the phone

Does anybody want to just join Sean and Hall?

(Main Chorus)

Helmsley must go!

Helmsley must go!

Yeah!

Inside my heart is breaking

But to keep the fan’s attention

My desire still stays on


(2nd lyrics)


Whatever happened?

We owe it all to H.

RAW has no heroes,

Fans have grown to hate.

On and on.

Does anybody know, Why we’re not bankrupt yet?

I guess we’re airing

Two hours of dismay

I’ll soon be turning

To the NWA!

Out on stage, Katie Vick tape’s playing

But inside in the dark

I’m aching to escape Helmsley

(Main chorus)

Helmsley Must go!

Helmsley must go!

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

Oh, inside my heart is breaking

But to keep the fan’s attention

My desire still stays on

(Guitar Solo)

(4th lyrics)

My soul is dropping like the ratings seen today

Memories of Hogan and Savage will never fade away

Wish they’d stay, my friend

Helmsely must go

Helmsley must go

I’ll face it with a grin.

My career in the bin!

Oh Helmsley must go!

(Guitar solo)

I’ve topped the bill

I’m getting killed

I’ve got to find the strength to carry on

(Out with Helmsley)

Helmsley

Helmsley must go!


What do Ya Think?

[Venom234]

How about their just be one "I Hate Triple H" thread?

[J.C.]

It was still pretty funny.

[The Game]

I almost feel bad for Triple H. Almost.

Pretty funny song though.

-The Game

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

Has anyone seen the HHH version of "Bohemian Rhapsody"? If you want me to put it here, let me know. It's genius!

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Good Ol' Batmanuel!
Has anyone seen the HHH version of "Bohemian Rhapsody"? If you want me to put it here, let me know. It's genius!

Someone else posted it earlier. It's toward the bottom of page 1 right now, and it's definatly genius.

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

Originally posted by J.C.
Someone else posted it earlier. It's toward the bottom of page 1 right now, and it's definatly genius.

Oops! Yeah, I just noticed. I saw it at Wrestlecrap a few weeks ago and printed out a copy for myself, too.