Help me figure out the name of a Butthole surfers song?

[killercroc]

I thought it was called Johnny Smokes cause that's what it sounds like they're calling the main character of the song.

It's about his mom, it's with his mom, it's of his mom. It starts something like that.

Then it goes into something like "Pretty soon a mole had appeared on Johnny's left leg." Talks about "a twinkie in a halo storm," you know typical Surfers fare.

I think "I saw an Xray of a girl passing gas" was on the same album.

Anyone know?

[killercroc]

Oh yeah, and "Johnny was a little crippled, midget, lesbian boy, but he stood ten feet tall with a knife!"