1. If you're traveling to Las Vegas, and you take a wrong turn at Alberquerque, where would you end up?

2. If you're traveling to Los Angelos and take a wrong turn at Alberquerque, where would you be?

3. If you're going to Coachalla (sp?) Valley, and you take that wrong turn at Alberquerque, where would you be?

4. You're going to Pizmo Beach, and you take a wrong turn at... oh, you know.... where would you be?