Rule the World VII - The SpideyFan Edition! (2084)

[Radical Raven]

People of America and Britain,

While I did not plan to expand farther into Europe than Great Britain, I have had a revelation: That is, it is our duty to bring joy and democracy to as much of the Peterson homelands as we can, especially since it seems no one wants to do it themselves!

I CLAIM NORWAY!!

I ALSO INVEST TWO RESOURCES INTO REBUILDING DISNEYLAND AND DISNEYWORLD (THAT SHOULD INCREASE HAPPINESS A BIT, SHOULDN'T IT)!

Man, I had awesome plans for what I was going to do with Disneyworld "After I defeated Peterson"... just watch out for the mutants!

[Superpan]

Why are there mutants in my national shrine?

[Radical Raven]

Why are there mutants in my national shrine?

The Apocalyspe! There have to be mutants somewhere. Here's some pictures the bravest of Locke's men managed to catch of the monsters before getting killed.

[The Cartoon]

I ALSO INVEST TWO RESOURCES INTO REBUILDING DISNEYLAND AND DISNEYWORLD (THAT SHOULD INCREASE HAPPINESS A BIT, SHOULDN'T IT)!

I am eternally grateful! You have just done a great service to the world sir!

[Superpan]

Why, Mr. Astra, I am glad to see you have returned!

We must discuss how exactly we will be ruling this country. While I do not mind you remaining governor, I am wondering if it may be more efficent if say, I presided over the North American land, and you presided over the European land? Does that sound fair?

Also, I have found pictures of these "zombies" and feel that they are no threat to US security, but were instead normal citizens driven to madness by the reign of Locke over them. It seems he inspired much violence amongst his people.

[The Cartoon]

Sounds quite fair to me. And about the zombies, that kind of thing happening is terrible. I say we try to help them return to their normal human state.

[Radical Raven]

Locke: You poor fools. LOOK AT THIS!




THERE IS NO REASONING WITH A THING LIKE THAT!

*goes back to being dead*

[Superpan]

Should we..should we tell them...that they're actually people in...

Let them keep their childhoods intact. Yes, I agree. Starting next year, we shall help these "zombies" be helped back into society. All donations are welcome, to the psychological help, plus the two resources I have donated to the parks to help rebuild, noth phyiscally and emotionally.

Time for another announcement!

I HEREBY APPOINT MR. EBENEZER ASTRA AS GOVERNOR OF THE UNITED STATES OF EUROPE (IF HE WISHES TO RENAME THIS PART OF OUR COUNTRY TO "THE DISTRICT OF ANIMATION", HE IS FREE TO DO SO!)!

Thus, may the color of Kansas be returned to Blue and and may the lands of Great Britain and Norway be turned to the color of light green!

[Jacob]

Hobbes! Why did you not show up to our Gladiator duel last night? YOU PANSY!

[SpideyFan914]

I HEREBY APPOINT MR. EBENEZER ASTRA AS GOVERNOR OF THE UNITED STATES OF EUROPE (IF HE WISHES TO RENAME THIS PART OF OUR COUNTRY TO "THE DISTRICT OF ANIMATION", HE IS FREE TO DO SO!)!

Thus, may the color of Kansas be returned to Blue and and may the lands of Great Britain and Norway be turned to the color of light green!

The Cartoon has to choose a new capitol then.

[Freedom Fighter]

I'm spending 7 RES to increase war readiness, and that's all for now.

[chdr]

I'll be spending 31 res on war readiness.

[Superpan]

The Cartoon has to choose a new capitol then.

May I suggest London, which has a statue of Peter Pan? Or Kirremuir, the birth and burial place of J. M. Barrie, the creator of Peter Pan? Or Oslo, the hometown of the Peterson family? Or easy to defend North Norway?

Your call, Astra.

P.S. Just for clarification, the European territories are still under my control. Cartoon is just being governor unless he runs for president. Regardless, consider the USA and the USE the same country, just The Cartoon is being more hands on in European affairs, so I can concentrate on North American affairs and so America doesn't have two colors on the overcrowded North American continent.

[The Cartoon]

I HEREBY APPOINT MR. EBENEZER ASTRA AS GOVERNOR OF THE UNITED STATES OF EUROPE (IF HE WISHES TO RENAME THIS PART OF OUR COUNTRY TO "THE DISTRICT OF ANIMATION", HE IS FREE TO DO SO!)!

Thus, may the color of Kansas be returned to Blue and and may the lands of Great Britain and Norway be turned to the color of light green!

Why thank you my friend. And I'll keep the name as it is.

EDIT: Ah yes, new capital. Make it London.

[JAG]

The Northern Republic is setting up a colony in Spain, this year.

We will invest six resources into restoring the solar and wind power plants, in order to increase our resource output.

[SpideyFan914]

I'll be spending 31 res on war readiness.

You can only have up to 80% WAR unless you have the military experience bonus. Therefore, you can only spend 11.

Also, interestingly, your capital seems to have disappeared. It was DC, right?

[SpideyFan914]

Well, I hope nobody minds, but I've gotten a new map. This one's just easier for me to work with - please make sure you've got all your regions, though! I think I got it all right....

HERE IS THE MAP!

Bostonia has not only launched its Ion Cannon at Valhalla, but it has also invaded Greenland through use of Drop Pods. Miss Smith is urged to take drastic action.

MINOR EVENTS

The Northern Republic has made headway in alternate energy forms, thus giving it a permanent +1 to per round RES.

In The United States of America, though a few lives were lost in the renovation process, Disney fanatics all over the country were quite happy with the attraction. The zombies are now in facilities in which they are being treated to hopefully someday rejoin society - only one has escaped, and Florida police request that you contact them immediately on first sight of this creature.

In The Valley of Zombies, researchers believe they have arrived at a breakthrough, and wish to begin experimentation, starting on animals and gradually working their way up. While the move may be controversial, the potential outcome could prove worth it. Scientists ask for 20 RES to follow through with these experiments.

On a related note, a man named Fred Maximum has arrived in Mr. Drake's country. He says he's from the WTO, and would like to offer a grant of 15 RES to the project, meaning Drake would only have to pay 5. In exchange, however, he wishes to supervise the project, meaning that should the technology be discovered, it will have to be shared.

[Superpan]

I put one resource to the capture of Mickey Mouse (bring him in alive!) and another to the mental rehabilitation of him and his fellow "zombies".

I will also put 3 resources to follow the North Republic's lead in using solar and other forms of energy.

[Jmill]

Mr. Drake, do not trust this man. He's probably from the Fortress of Solitude. I will trump his offer. I'll pay for the whole thing, but in exchange, I can buy your advanced technology as much as I want until 2040.

Do we have a deal?

Also, I claim Papua New Guinea.

[The Huntsman]

The Enclave claims Bolivia.