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  1. 01-19-2002, 05:27 PM #1
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    Caption this! Featuring Ted Turner and the fastest mouse in all of Mexico!

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  2. 01-19-2002, 05:43 PM #2
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    Speedy: Hello Senor Turner! I chop your head off....




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  3. 01-19-2002, 05:51 PM #3
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    Speedy: M'a tla coupé ton scalpe bonhomme!!!

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  4. 01-20-2002, 12:20 PM #4
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    Turner: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I really accept this award for "best corporation leader!" What do ya' think of that, Eisner?

    [a mysterious shadow creeps by Turner's neck. It's revealed that the shadow is Speedy Gonzales with an axe in his hands.]

    Speedy: Hola, Turner! I come to get revenge on you for banning my cartoons from the general publeek! [chops off Turner's head]
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  5. 01-20-2002, 07:54 PM #5
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    Turner: I think it is good that "we" removed the Speedy Gonzales cartoons from television. We don't need Mexican stereotypes...

    Speedy: (says inside mind) My cartoons are as good as anyone else's. (walks up to Turner with an axe) -starts chopping Turner to pieces faster than he can do anything.
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  6. 01-21-2002, 11:30 PM #6
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    Billionare Ted: No Speedy, I don't think we can split AOL and Time Warner with that.


    Speedy Gonzalez: Who said anything about AOL and Time Warner, I brought this to slice cheese.



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  7. 01-22-2002, 12:05 AM #7
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    Speedy: Usually, Mr. Turner likes to chop up the cartoons. Let's see how he likes it when we chop him up, eh, amigos?



    Ah, these Ted Turner ones are too easy...fun, yeah, but really easy.
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  8. 01-22-2002, 08:06 AM #8
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    Turner: I think we made a great step in banning Speedy Gonzales.

    (Speedy appears)

    Speedy: You're a funny guy, Turner, I kill you last!

    (chops Turner's head off)

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  9. 01-31-2002, 06:31 AM #9
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    Speedy: Me thinks you are now Seniorita Turner!
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  10. 02-02-2002, 01:17 AM #10
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    Hey Senor Turner I wanna axe you a question.
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