Moe's Tavern

[mikestorm]

During a particularly long car trip from Philly to Boston, I started daydreaming about the Simpsons. For some reason the Bart pranking Moe schtick popped into my head, so I started trying to come up with original names Bart could use if they still used that gag.

Here are two that still stick out:

Armand Hammer (not original, this is an actual person)
Emile Eaton

Can anyone do better?

[Startrekman700]

Niga K. Leer

Ima G. onakillya

[Alex Toon]

Didn't Armond Hammer own Occidental Oil and then bought the Arm and Hammer brand name so people would stop asking him if he owned it? At least that's what my dad told me. But more "punny" names:
Sam Etic
Sandy Beaches
Oliver Closeov
chauffer P.Koop Andropov
lawyer How Dewey Cheatham
Heywood Jaspankmi
Mike Rotchtickels
Watt Hertz
Holden Magroine
I.P. Freely
Hugh Jass

[CyberCartoon]

Is there a Butts here, Seemore Butts hey everybody I want a Seemore Butts.
Phone call for Al, Al Colacic. Is ther an Al Colacic here?

[Brettfern]

Can I tell you someone's name? Anita Bath..

[Spike Mcdougal]

Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? Okay everybody put down you glasses Ivana Tinkle!!

[Zubby]

Hugh G. Wrection
Lena Genster
Ben Dover
Jack Knauff

[Zubby]

Didn't Armond Hammer own Occidental Oil and then bought the Arm and Hammer brand name so people would stop asking him if he owned it?

Acording to the oh so trustworthy Wikipedia,
"Despite popular myth, the relation between Hammer's name and the household product Arm and Hammer baking soda is coincidental. The pun was not lost on Hammer, though: during the 1980s, he attempted to buy Church and Dwight, makers of the Arm and Hammer line of products; he succeeded in buying a sizeable minority interest and eventually sat on its board of directors".