Looney Tunes bloopers!

[Brandon Pierce]

You know how in some com,edy movies they insert outtakes during the credits? That got me thinking..... why don't we come up with some funny LT bloopers of our own? Here's sdome that I came up with:

Rabbit Fire
Daffy passes by Bugs' rabbit hole.
Daffy: Oh, Wilson! There's a friend here to see you!
Bugs: Wha--? Wilson?
Daffy: Oh, whoops, sorry Bugs. I was thinkin' of someone else.
Chuk Jones: Cut!

Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!
(cell phone rings, Bugs takes out cell phone)
Bugs: Hello? Mom! I told you not to cancel my Zoobooks subscription!
Daffy: What's with the cell phone?
Chuck Jones: I gave it to him!
Daffy: What? Where's my cell phone?
Chuck: CUT!

Bosko's Picture Show
When Bosko is tap dancing in his seat, Bosko trips and crashes into the camera.
Bosko: Who waxed the piano bench?

Coal Black and De Sebben Dwarfs
Little dwarf kiss So White, but she still doesn't wake up.
Bob Clampett: Whatthe....? I think she's dead for reals, folks!
(so white wakes up)
So White: Just kiddin'!
Bob: Sheesh, Girl! Don't do that again! If Leon found out I killed off a cartoon he'd fire me for sure! May I remind you what happend to Avery? Well, when Fred was doing The Heckling Hare....
Friz Freleng (who was watching the filming of the cartoon): Oh, not this story again!

[Pietro]

Here's a few:

A Wild Hare
Elmer: Shhhh! Be very, very quiet I'm hunting rabbits!
Tex: No, no ,no! It's "Be vewy vewy quiet I'm hunting wabbits!"
Elmer: Oh sorry.

Bosko's Store
(The scene with the wire going under Bosko's crutch)
Bosko: Owwwwwwww!
CUT! Let's do that again.
Bosko: OWWWWWW!
CUT! AGAIN!
Bosko: OWWWWWWW!
AGAIN
Bosko: OWWWWWWWWW!
AGAIN!
Bosko: OK, that's it, I'll be in my trailer.

The Daffy Doc
Porky: Hey, w-w-w-w-w-w-what's the big idea?
Daffy: Beats me! I don't know anything about a big idea!
(Porky starts laughing)
CUT!

Tom Turk and Daffy
Daffy: Sir! Do you mean to say that I hide your "d-d-d-darned old t-t-t-t-turkey!"
Porky: I was certain he came this way!
Daffy: THE YAMS DID IT!
Chuck: CUT! Daffy that line comes later!
Daffy: Oh yeah!
Chuck: Action!
Porky: I was certain he came this way!
Daffy: Turkey? Who's a Turkey?
Chuck: CUT!

-Pietro

[Cartman]

HILLBILLY HARE

Pumpkinhead Martin: I might be Teddy Roosevelt, but I ain't!

Bugs: If you were Teddy Roosevelt, you really slimmed down[laughs] .

McKimson: Cut!


Bugs: [singing] Grab a fence post; Hold it tight; Whop yer partner with all yer might-----

Curt Martin: Dammit! My crotch is achin'!

McKimson: Hey, those are REAL fence posts! Where the f*** are the plastic fence posts that you're supposed to use?


PORKY'S BADTIME STORY

[Porky and Gabby are asleep in bed when a leak in the roof occurs]

Gabby: Aw crap! Porky wet the f***in' bed!

Clampett: Cut!

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Just a general reminder and side note... since the TZ boards are intended for a general audience, it would be best if these bloopers are kept within a PG range.

Having said that...the ones posted so far are pretty funny! Anyone got any more?

[Brandon Pierce]

Rabbit Seasoning
Daffy: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
(elmer fires gun, bugs ducks out of way. bullet hits someone off-stage and ambulance sirens are heard)
Bugs: Oops. My bad. Wait.... was that Eddie Selzer?

A Feather in His Hare
Native: How come you can make-um snowballs in summertime?
Bugs: Well, you see Hiawatta--
(microphone falls down and conks bugs on the head)
Chuck: Hey, that gives me an idea. I'm gonna go write a cartoon and call it Knight-mare Hare.
Bugs: I don't like the sounds of this. Can we cut?

[Cartman]

Fagin's Freshman

[Blackie knocks on door. A big, burly-looking cat opens it.]

Blackie: Hi, I saw your sign and--
Fagin: No problem, Blackie, come on in---
Director: CUT! You do not yet know that his name is Blackie. Now we gotta do that part over.

Blackie: I saw your sign and--
Fagin: No problem. Come right in. Fagin's the name, what's yours?
Blackie: My name is Blackie.
Director: CUT!

Uncle Tom's Bungalow

Tom: You may own my body, but my sole is property of [bursts out laughing]---
Director: CUT!

Tom: You may own this body, but my soul is property of Warner Bros. [under his breath] even though those cheap b@$****$ pay me less than minimum wage.
Director: I heard that!

[Thad Komorowski]

This isn't a LT blooper, but:

(The theme song for the Herman & Katnip cartoons)

Chorus: "Skiddle Diddle Dee, Skiddle Diddle Dey,
This whole song is friggin' gay!"

CUT!


-Thad

[Billy]

Fresh Hare
Elmer: Before you die, you can make one last request.
Bugs: Yeah? Ok...let's see now...I wish...I wish.....er....I wish I had read the stupid script again 5 minutes ago! Line?
Director: Cut!!
Mounties: Ohhh,Kemptown Races sing this s-
Director: CUT!!!!

The Big Snooze
<Bugs swallows sleeping pills and goes into Elmers dream>
Bugs: <singing> I love to Singa....
Director: CUT!

Cross Country Detours
Narrator: Here we have a close-up of a frog croaking.
Frog: Ribbit. (pause)
Director: Cut! Where's the gun?
Frog: Er..it fell in the water.
Director: Oh,shoot!

[Emmanuel Cruz]

Baby Bottleneck:
Mother Gorilla is about to open Daffy's diaper. Porky's head come out.
Porky: (Gasps for air) Oh m-m-my god, D-Daffy! Lay off that Mexican fo-fo-fo-grub!

Speedy comes out of nowhere.
Speedy: Doesn't bother mee!
Director: Cut!

[Brandon Pierce]

Opperation: Rabbit
Wile E: My name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius.
Bugs: What's the "E" stand for? Oh, wait. I'm not supposed to ask that!
Chuck Jones: No, you wern't.

Box Office Bunny
Bugs: Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?
Daffy: My ears? Oh, uhhh.... on the sides of my head... uhh.... whoops.
(elmer takes a rifle out and blasts daffy)
Critters: Whatthe--? I don't remember a gun called to be in this cartoon!

[Billy]

Bugs and Thugs
Bugs: He's not in the stove!
Policeman: Oh-ho,he's in the stove is he?
Bugs: Listen. Would I turn on the gas if they were really in the stove? <turns on the gas>
Policeman: Well...you might...
Bugs: Well,would I throw a lighted match in there if they...were....really....erm...<looks in the stove> come on guys,it's your cue! <pause> <looks in again> oh-oh. Ehh,is there a doctor in the house?
Director: I'm tempted to keep this in,but CUT!

End of cartoon
Producer: Ok,porky,we want you to burst out of this drum and say 'that's all folks'
Porky: Y-yo-y-you mean like this? 'T-thi-t-th-thi-that's all folks!'
Producer: Yup,like that.
Porky: S-sure.
Director: Action!
<hands are seen trying to burst the drum skin from the inside>
Porky: <muffled> I c-ca-can-can't get thr-th-through!
Director: Cut!
Producer: Any problems,porky?
Porky: H-ho-h-how about if w-w-e-we make t-the ski-sk-ski-ss-sk-th-thing you h-hi-hit the dr-drm-drum with less t-ti-tighter?
Producer:Good idea,we'll do that.
Director:Take 2-action!
<Porky sucsessfully bursts through the drum>
Porky: T-thi-th-thi-tha-that-thi-th-tha..thi...th...tha...la...hmm...w-wh-wh-what was the line ag-aga-a-
Producer: Cut-'that's all folks',Porky.
Director: Take 3-action!
Porky: That's all folks!
Producer: Stop! stop! Cut!
Porky: Oh d-da-dam-darnit. W-what now?
Producer: <angry> It's 'Th-thi-t-thi-thi-that's all folks' not 'That's all folks!' This is really getting on my nerves-mess it up one more time and we'll bring in Buddy to do it!
Porky: N-no-no! Not Buddy! I-i'll d-d-do my b-be-be-best!
Director:Take 4-action!
Porky:Thee-thee-thee-thee-thaat's all folks! Oh sh-sh-s-sh-shoot!
Director:Cut!
Producer:Ok,I think we'll cut that last line and we're done!
Porky: R-re-re-really? I th-th-thought it w-was a bit h-hi-hi-high pitched.
Producer: Nope,just right.
Porky:<turns to camera> Phew! And th-that's a wrap!

[Brandon Pierce]

Rhapsody Rabbit
(take 1)
*someone coughs. bugs takes a gun out, pulls trigger and water squirtsout*
Bugs: Whatthe? Hey! This is a squirt gun! I grabbed the wrong gun!
Friz: We can see that! CUT!

(take 2)
*somene coughs. bugs takes gun pulls trigger. flag that says "bang!" comes out*
Crew Member: Oops! Wrong gun again!
Bugs: Well, the script calls for a fake gun. This is as fake as it gets!
Friz (slightly annoyed): CUT!

(take 3)
*bugs takes gun, pulls trigger. gun fires a real bullet and hits someone off-camera*
Bugs (sarcastically): Well, that's nice! We probably should relable all our studio guns. They all look alike.
Friz: CUT!

[Brandon Pierce]

AND NOW! PRESENTING.... NEVER BEFORE SEEN OUTTAKES FROM THE REAL BEST NICKTOON ON NICKELODEON.... THE ANGRY BEAVERS!!!

from "Box Top Beavers"
DAG: I collected my box butts... I'm getting.... wait. D'OH!
NORB: You wanna mint or something?

from "Dagski & Norb"
Norb: Sure you don't want me to drive, Mario Endreddy. Umm.... I mean.... DAGGY?!
DAG: Check please!

Norb: Hey! Dagski! Let me go! How come I never get to drive?
*kid runs across the screen*
Directer: CUT! Mitch, one of your pesky daughters is in here again!
*camera pans back reaveling, the monster truck in front of a greenscreen*

Dag: Just because we not cops anymore don't mean we gonna hit the street.... better hit the street.... you should..... what's my next line. I'm lost.
Norb (taking a sip of coffe): This is cold...

from "Silent But Deadly"
Dag: CUT! My back itches in a spot that I can't reach, and it's drivin' me NUTS!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Norb: I'm headin to the grocery, anybody need anything?

from "Go Beavers!"
Norb: Hey! Leave me alone!!!!
Football player: Okay. (runs off)
Directer: CUT!
Norb: Sorry, my bad.

from "Dag for night"
Norb: Barry, you're the hero, Bing..... you're.... SPOOT!
Directer: Oh, come ON! S$!T!
Barry: Hey, baby.... please.... respect....

[The Silver Fox]

a few Censorded bloopers from varies toons.

:beach Set of Tom And Jerry:

Tom drinks a soda pop very fast, and as
he looks over at the girl he supose to fall in
love with after eating her lunch, he lets out a
5.0 beltch
Tom "sorry Mr. Quimby, That cola was strong."
Quimby : "CUT!!!"


rabbit of Seville

bugs : HOW DOOOO!!!!"
Welcome to my shop, let me cut you mop, let me shave your pop.

elmer starts to laugh uncontrolabbley off camera
Director "CUT!!!"


Buckaroo bugs

Red hot ryder with hands up "well that's mightly neighborly of you."
Bugs jumps out of the hole pulls the magnet, but nothing happens
"hey what's with this thing bob? " points it to a camera thinking it not working and pulls a cammera and a boom mic down
Clampett "CUT!!!!!!!"