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Shouldn't I Be Melting Now...?
Well....we need something new for this board, and this seemed sappy enough to work.
Here we go...and come on, guess it! Prove you're more clever than the rest!
What is old, has hands, and toils on the hour?
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....I wish I had a decent one.
I want the toilet seat.
A grandfather clock.
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Me. >=pOriginally posted by BourgeoisBuffoon
Well....we need something new for this board, and this seemed sappy enough to work.
Here we go...and come on, guess it! Prove you're more clever than the rest!
What is old, has hands, and toils on the hour?
Still Alive Somewhere
Well, that was quick.Now see if you can get this one:
Little Miss Etticoat,
In a white petticoat,
And a red nose.
The longer she stands,
The shorter she grows.
"Pinky, my parents...they're driving me insane!"
"Egad Brain, really? Ooh, well that kinda leaves me without much to do..."
I want the toilet seat.
Could she be a snowma...er...snowwoman? One with a red button nose?
Still Alive Somewhere
It could be, now that you mention it, but there's another answer to this that's a little more obscure. Think...what else grows shorter with time...?Originally posted by Joe Tully
Could she be a snowma...er...snowwoman? One with a red button nose?
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my patience?Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
It could be, now that you mention it, but there's another answer to this that's a little more obscure. Think...what else grows shorter with time...?
I'm not good @ these it seams..=]
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--a candle.
Here's one I tried unscuccessfully to stump my former boss with: What is it a man does standing, a woman does sitting, and a dog does with one legs raised?
I want the toilet seat.
Here's one borrowed from Lewis Carroll:
I have a log that weighs exactly one pound.
I use a saw to cut it into four pieces of equal weight.
What is the weight of each piece?
(Everyone says 1/4 lb. which is wrong)
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Originally posted by Joe Tully
Here's one borrowed from Lewis Carroll:
I have a log that weighs exactly one pound.
I use a saw to cut it into four pieces of equal weight.
What is the weight of each piece?
(Everyone says 1/4 lb. which is wrong)
I remember that.....was there even an answer?
While people are trying to figure that one out...anyone wanna break out the GRY riddle?
And besides, most people look at this type of topic unrealistically. They are all under the apparent misconception tha--oh, wait. Is my post over? Ah, okay.
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I want the toilet seat.
There was an answer...if you can't figure out the actual number, I'll accept an explanation of your reasoning.
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Well.......when you use a saw, there are usually shavings of the wood that fall off, so it's NOT exactly one pound anymore.Originally posted by Joe Tully
There was an answer...if you can't figure out the actual number, I'll accept an explanation of your reasoning.
Was that right?
Close to right?
COME ON!!!
And besides, most people look at this type of topic unrealistically. They are all under the apparent misconception tha--oh, wait. Is my post over? Ah, okay.
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I want the toilet seat.
Well, the reasoning is right, though each piece would be less than 1/4 pound. Besides, you already read it, so you cheated and don't get the prize. I get to eat all the Cheez-Its myself.
Senior Member
Originally posted by Joe Tully
Well, the reasoning is right, though each piece would be less than 1/4 pound. Besides, you already read it, so you cheated and don't get the prize. I get to eat all the Cheez-Its myself.
Wha....I NEVER GOT THE ANSWER!!!!My teacher read the riddles to us and told us to solve them BY THE BEGINNING OF THE NEXT SCHOOL YEAR! AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM?! A DIFFERENT SCHOOL!!!
I'm mad at you right now.
Uh-oh! Did you put a (TM) on those?! Ooooooooooohhh, the legal team is gonna come over and sue you good!
And besides, most people look at this type of topic unrealistically. They are all under the apparent misconception tha--oh, wait. Is my post over? Ah, okay.
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I want the toilet seat.
Okay, fair enough. I thought that you already had the answer.
*Hands Danielle Cheez-Its*
I know you don't like 'em, but you won so you get 'em anyways. HA!
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Meanie.
Can anyone solve this one?
And besides, most people look at this type of topic unrealistically. They are all under the apparent misconception tha--oh, wait. Is my post over? Ah, okay.
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I want the toilet seat.
This what? Is it invisible?Originally posted by Danielle
Meanie.
Can anyone solve this one?
Senior Member
Originally posted by Joe Tully
This what? Is it invisible?
{pause}
Yeah, that's what it is.
CAN ANYONE SOLVE THIS ON---RIDDLE?!
And besides, most people look at this type of topic unrealistically. They are all under the apparent misconception tha--oh, wait. Is my post over? Ah, okay.
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Rabbit of Tomorrow!
You didn't put a (TM) after it either...Originally posted by Danielle
I'm mad at you right now.
Uh-oh! Did you put a (TM) on those?! Ooooooooooohhh, the legal team is gonna come over and sue you good!
But don't worry, I'll help bust you out of prison and escape to Canada.
Jack
G.A.C. is coming! And it will destroy us all....or not, you'll have to wait and see.
Still Alive Somewhere
Yep, that's the right answer! (to mine, anyway). I'll have to give Joe's some more thought.Originally posted by DR. BELCH
--a candle.
And in case you don't make it to Canada...Danielle, Jack, I'll see you during visiting hours!
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