Corrupt-a-Wish

**Agent S7** · 01-15-2005, 09:44 AM

OK, here's how it goes: You wish for something, and the next person turns it back on you:
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: I wish Invader Zim was uncancelled!
Person 2: It is, and it's now on the Disney Channel.

OK, I'll start:
I wish I was popular.

**Westlander** · 01-15-2005, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Agent S7

I wish I was popular.

No problem. Serial killers are.

I wish I've passed this year at the Uni.

**Lord Dalek** · 01-15-2005, 08:32 PM

Instead you've passed this year at the Hoboken State Community College.

I wish I had a lot more money.

**Artimus Gigan** · 01-15-2005, 09:41 PM

Here, have some mexican currency

I wish that I didn't have to post a wish that isn't going to turn out the way I want it

**Jave** · 01-15-2005, 09:43 PM

Then you shouldn't be posting here. Wuzz.

I wish people would stop complaining about the 65 episode rule.

**Startrekman700** · 01-15-2005, 09:58 PM

ok now its a 20 episode rule.

I wish people wouldnt dislike One piece american version.

**Lord Dalek** · 01-15-2005, 10:51 PM

Wait, you like it?

I wish I had a good sound system.

**Punisher** · 01-15-2005, 10:58 PM

You do. You just can't hear it.

I wish the Orioles would win the World Series.

**Conekiller** · 01-16-2005, 01:43 AM

but noone watches Baseball anyway.

I wish hot chicks would talk to me

**Lord Dalek** · 01-16-2005, 01:51 AM

It's better for them not to talk to strange men.

I wish I were a mod here.

**Aquadementia** · 01-16-2005, 03:36 AM

All you need is
a skinny tie,
pointy shoes,
a vespa
and a few Yardbirds albums.

I wish for the being better talking for able me to do. With the language.

**Mibbitmaker** · 01-16-2005, 01:08 PM

You can try, but the language in question is Latin.

I wish Osama bin-Laden would fall into a wood chipper.

**Agent S7** · 01-16-2005, 05:17 PM

He does, along with the Bin Laden's best friend, the President.

:singing: I wish! I wish! I wish I was a fish!

**HumanoidTyphoon** · 01-16-2005, 07:20 PM

You are but you're on the fryer.

I wish I could see better.

**Lord Dalek** · 01-16-2005, 07:35 PM

So you could enjoy the contours of my fist as it impacted on your face?

I wish the Vikings had made it into the superbowl.

**Agent S7** · 01-16-2005, 08:31 PM

Oops. Wrong vikings. They kill and ramsack the entire superbowl, then proceed to take over Canada.

I wish there was an enchilada as big as the sun and it would engulf the planet!