Corrupt-a-Wish

**JDWeil** · 01-28-2005, 06:37 AM

Here's my special hero sandwich. with my special sauce consisting of bay leaves, bay rum, chili peppers, horse radish, mule radish, jalapeno peppers, and a dollop of Tabasco sauce. Since you didn't wish for the bromo, I'm keeping that.

I wish I had a decent hifi system.

**Agent S7** · 01-31-2005, 06:17 PM

You do, but you ironically can listen to nothing with it...BUT CHRISTIAN ROCK! Welcome to Hell, my friend, welcome to Hell...

I wish that Kid Flash would show up on Teen Titans.

**Tobias** · 01-31-2005, 06:33 PM

Done, but it's the Horrible Kingdom Come KF, and she's voiced by Rosie O'Donnel.

I wish I had more friends.

**Skyfire** · 01-31-2005, 08:46 PM

Done! You now have 50 permanent friends. Did I mention they will never leave you alone?

I wish for a SD Gundam Force Red Zako action figure.

**TheBaldOneMpls** · 02-01-2005, 05:57 AM

Done, but it's a cursed figure. It does stuff like killing anyone who touches it and reuniting the Spice Girls.

I wish I was the Prince of All Cosmos.

**Stewie** · 02-01-2005, 08:05 AM

Sure. All Cosmos is a small country in Eastern Europe. So small in fact, it is wholly owned and operated by a multi-national conglomerate. The main import is shovels. The main export is guano.

I've been waking up between 1-3am, staying awake until 9am, then sleeping until 2-4pm. I wish I could sleep normal hours.

**JDWeil** · 02-01-2005, 10:11 AM

Try this pill. Just take dese and doze and you'll sleep for eternity!

I wish they would make cheaper cell phones.

**Weatherman** · 02-01-2005, 11:38 AM

Ok, but the explode at random intervals, horribly scarring the user.

I wish the Orioles could have signed someone other then Sossa this off-season.

**Punisher** · 02-01-2005, 04:22 PM

They have, but they're minor leaguers(I am an Orioles fan, just not a Sosa fan)
I wish my tv worked.

**Jean_Grey** · 02-01-2005, 04:29 PM

Sure I fixed it now you owe me a thousand dollars.

I wish I had a home theater.

**Agent S7** · 02-01-2005, 04:40 PM

OK. The problem is, it's an actual theater. Try sleeping with 100% surround sound with "AVP" on. It's not easy. I wish I could stop Arthas from ever getting Frostmourne. (Of Warcraft III Fame)

**NozeNuggets** · 03-25-2005, 03:16 AM

Fat chance.

I wish for someone to make fun of anyone but me.

**JDWeil** · 03-25-2005, 03:58 AM

Alright. but don't you feel left out now?

I wish I had a car that I didn't have buy gas for.

**Stewie** · 03-25-2005, 10:33 AM

If you want, but I don't know how you can stand driving a car that runs on the souls of little kittens.

I wish I could get things done.

**Weatherman** · 03-25-2005, 12:42 PM

Ok, you're now in charge of hearding the cats at the anime shelter.

I wish it would stop raining so much.

**guinaevere** · 03-26-2005, 01:04 AM

No problem, I'll ju---URGENT WEATHER UPDATE: TWELVE MAJOR TORNADOES JUST SPOTTED IN WEATHERMAN'S BACK YARD. NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED POST--- and those jello stains will never come out!

I actually do sorta kinda really wish my dream last night would come true.

**JDWeil** · 03-26-2005, 04:06 AM

Is that the one where your mother-in-law from hell decides to move in?

I wish I won the Powerball lottery.

**NozeNuggets** · 03-26-2005, 09:16 AM

You, me and a whole lot of other people on this board and elsewhere.

I wish I had a imaginary friend.

**JDWeil** · 03-27-2005, 04:38 AM

Foster's home is around the corner. Are you sure you want those?

I wish I had tickets to that rock concert.

**tucsoncoyote** · 03-27-2005, 05:13 AM

Well if you are caller number 7, in the next 4 minutes, you'll win these wonderful Tickets to a Farm Aid Concert!

I wish Shego (From Kim Possible) was a Real Person.
After all wouldnt you want a Girlfriend like her?

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