Corrupt-a-Wish

**Wilco911** · 01-16-2005, 09:51 PM

She does go out on one date with you, then you realise it's really just one of those Japanese comfort pillows.

I wish I could ban people from the Internet at will.

**Lord Dalek** · 01-16-2005, 10:45 PM

I wish I could ban you.

I wish the local Kentucky Fried Chicken weren't so far away from Campus.

**Toss** · 01-16-2005, 11:11 PM

it is...and now you can smell the savory aroma...as you try to concentrate on your classes instead of your stomach growling...

I wish I could use PhotoShop properly...

**Agent S7** · 01-17-2005, 08:15 AM

You use it, only to find out that it sucks your soul into it every time you take a photo of yourself, and your computer sets the apocalypse in motion by creating a gigantic enchilada to engulf the planet in DOOM!
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Heh.
I wish that I could find some well-priced, well-done Invader Zim figures...

**Daffy Dork** · 01-17-2005, 05:27 PM

here u go, free, and computer made(so they dont fall apart) zim figures

I wish for a subway sandwich, with lots of jalapenos

**Agent S7** · 01-17-2005, 06:43 PM

Here's a Subway Sandwich...
(a subway falls on the ground, daffy dork is put on top, is crushed by another subway.)
Ouch.

I wish that they would make a Batman movie with Jason Todd...

**Daffy Dork** · 01-17-2005, 06:47 PM

they did, its called "the polar express"

i wish i had some dressing for this salad

**TheBaldOneMpls** · 01-18-2005, 03:39 PM

Done. (Throws a pair of jeans and a tanktop on top of your salad)

I wish I was a little bit taller...

**Daffy Dork** · 01-18-2005, 03:43 PM

granted! you now have a huge affro

i wish for more wishes

**Agent S7** · 01-18-2005, 05:16 PM

Here. You get one wish for yesterday. Oops, it's expired...

I wish I was an expert GM at the SW RPG!!!

**Alex Toon** · 01-20-2005, 08:07 AM

You accidentally become stuck in the game and can't get out! Oh no!

I wish I could have super-speed

**Skyfire** · 01-20-2005, 09:03 AM

50 kilos of "super" speed at your request. The DEA wishes to speak with you....

I wish SD Gundam Force season 2 would be released in the USA.

**Weatherman** · 01-20-2005, 09:31 AM

Ok, it is on 26 DVDs ar 30 bucks a pieceI wish I had enough money to get of out of town withotu going broke in the process.

**HumanoidTyphoon** · 01-20-2005, 09:39 AM

You can get out of town without being broke but you owe me a soul.

I wish I had some new shoes.

**Skyfire** · 01-20-2005, 09:59 AM

Shoes to go with that soul?

I wish G1 Jetfire was real!

**Tobias** · 01-20-2005, 10:21 AM

Granted, but you might want move out of that growing shadow above yo- SPLAT! never mind.

I wish I were really handsome.

**JDWeil** · 01-20-2005, 07:23 PM

Wish granted, Adonis, but you'll be trampled to death by that army of screaming teenyboppers.

I wish I had mounds of money, all tax-free.

**Toss** · 01-20-2005, 08:45 PM

*hands you a huge bag of money then watches you get crushed by tons of would-be best friends* ..... -blink- nevermind...

I wish my dog would fetch the dang stick already!