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    A. No. Get your your own watch.






    Q. If this jacket is called a windbreaker, why doesn't it break wind?
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    A. Because you take things way too literally.

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    Q. Why is the moon red?

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    A. You've been looking at it too long.






    Q. Why is the moon red?

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    A. You haven't been looking at it enough.

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    A. Well, if you hum a few bars maybe I can fake it.





    Q. What's the key?

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    Who needs a key? Just break the door down!

    Is it possible to make a meaningful post entirely out of smilies?
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    If by meaningful, you mean annoying and noob-like. . . yes.


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    Because you were up past 1:00 am.


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    A. & Q. Why should they?

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    A: because that's the polite thing to do!!

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    May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry,
    He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
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    A. Because you just gave yourself another year of arthritis.

    Q. If you say some one I love U 2 are you talking about the band or responding to the person who said I love you?

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    The band of course. They thought Bono was hot.


    Q: If Nightcrawler was a DC character, would he still be blue??
    goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knew
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    A. That depends on how much he'd be getting.






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    A. & Q. Ummm...is there a difference?

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    A: *rolls eyes* does that answer your question?

    Q: is my Top Ramen cold yet?
    My, my, this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry,
    He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
    Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"...

    My karma just ran over your dogma. :O

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    Eat it while its hot, it tastes better.



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    goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knew
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