A. Because you take things way too literally.
Q. Why is the sun blue?![]()
A. Because you take things way too literally.
Q. Why is the sun blue?![]()
Agent S7, Supreme Overlord of...Stuff! He has returned!
A. You've been looking at too long.
Q. Why is the moon red?
A. You've been looking at it too long.
Q. Why is the moon red?
A. You haven't been looking at it enough.
Q. Do you know...THE MUFFIN MAN?
Agent S7, Supreme Overlord of...Stuff! He has returned!
A. Well, if you hum a few bars maybe I can fake it.
Q. What's the key?
Who needs a key? Just break the door down!
Is it possible to make a meaningful post entirely out of smilies?
You're fired for being a fair and balanced superhero.
If by meaningful, you mean annoying and noob-like. . . yes.
Why am I so tired?
goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knewyou were the one I loved, the one thing that I tried to hold on toGEEK CENTRAL~! it pwns you and TZ.-Michelle Branch
Because you were up past 1:00 am.
Why is it so cold?
Piacere
A&Q: Should have all the polar bears and igloos tipped you off that you wer'nt in Cancun?
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A. & Q. Why should they?
A: because that's the polite thing to do!!
Q: why does my neck hurt when I do this? *pops neck*
My, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry,
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"...
My karma just ran over your dogma. :O
A. Because you just gave yourself another year of arthritis.
Q. If you say some one I love U 2 are you talking about the band or responding to the person who said I love you?
The band of course. They thought Bono was hot.
Q: If Nightcrawler was a DC character, would he still be blue??
goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knewyou were the one I loved, the one thing that I tried to hold on toGEEK CENTRAL~! it pwns you and TZ.-Michelle Branch
A. That depends on how much he'd be getting.
Q. What is your favorite flavor of dog food?
A: horse meat
Q: would that pop-tart you ate this moring have dead by noon?
A: Ummm.......yes?
Q: Hoggies or Grinders?
"So, as my final thought, steal from your parents"-Lewis Black
A. & Q. Ummm...is there a difference?
A: *rolls eyes* does that answer your question?
Q: is my Top Ramen cold yet?
My, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry,
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"...
My karma just ran over your dogma. :O
Eat it while its hot, it tastes better.
Why do I get the name Barack Obama stuck in my head?
goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knewyou were the one I loved, the one thing that I tried to hold on toGEEK CENTRAL~! it pwns you and TZ.-Michelle Branch
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