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    freeze it and take it out of the fridge.

    Q.: how do you eat this?

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    A. With a fork in one hand and chopsticks in the other.





    Q. Where did you get this recipe?

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    A. From the evil tiger. (The Frosted Flakes Mascot)

    Q. I'm sorry did you say something?
    "A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence."

    ~Leopold Stokowski


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    Yes I did actually.

    Are you ?

    Piacere


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    Q/A: do I LOOK like to you?
    My, my, this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry,
    He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
    Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"...

    My karma just ran over your dogma. :O

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    A. No you look like

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    A: Zebra is a breeze backwards, silly!!


    Q: When the snow melts, what does it become? Never mind that fact that we GET no snow in SJ ;-;
    "I think Kira understands this. That what he does is evil. But Kira will sacrifice
    even himself to change the world for the better...that is the true justice that Kira has chosen..."

    ~Light Yagami



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    A. Very wet.





    Q. Whyizzit that the people who know the least know the least the LOUDEST?

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    They don't know anything, not even how to be quiet.

    Are you a personified interrobang?
    You're fired for being a fair and balanced superhero.

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    A & Q: Is that a trick question?
    "I think Kira understands this. That what he does is evil. But Kira will sacrifice
    even himself to change the world for the better...that is the true justice that Kira has chosen..."

    ~Light Yagami



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    A. Nope!

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    "A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence."

    ~Leopold Stokowski


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    A star.



    Why do I keep laughing at you?
    goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knew
    you were the one I loved, the one thing that I tried to hold on to
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    GEEK CENTRAL~! it pwns you and TZ.

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    A. Two doors down the hall and turn to the left.




    Q. Which way to the front?

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    A: Turn around and go back.

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    A/Q: have you even seen a Jivaro tribe before?
    My, my, this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry,
    He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
    Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"...

    My karma just ran over your dogma. :O

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    yeah i have and they looked like the ballas?

    Q. where is coolsville?

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    A. Next to Funkytown.





    Q. When will Jesus bring the pork chops?

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    A. When he finds out the taboo on eating pork had an economical reason instead of a religious one.

    Q. Why do future archeologists believe gas stations are temples and Fords, Buicks, Ferraris etc. are gods?

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    A. Because so many people worship them.

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    Agent S7, Supreme Overlord of...Stuff! He has returned!

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