Caption This! With Garfield!

[Brandon Pierce]

Just don't pay any attension to the captions that are already in the bubbles. Make up your own!


Garfield: There's poison in this celery isn't there?! So! All these years of threatening to kill me you finally tried to attempt it! What kinda sick human are you! Why don't you kill someone who deserves to be killed, like Emperor Hiroheto?!
Jon: Because he's already dead.
Garfield: oh.

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Garfield: You call this thing food? It has no taste, no calories, no ... hey wait a sec, celery doesn't glow...
Jon: (monotone) All hail the Broccoloid empire...

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

GARFIELD: Sheesh! If I weren't so hungry I'd beat you up with this thing! (walks off, munching sounds are soon heard)
JON: See? Things ARE nicer around here when you're on a diet!

OR

GARFIELD: See? THIS is your little tree from the yard! We spent all that money for Miracle-Grow, and it's been a year now and THIS is how big it is! (walks off)
JON: Garfield, these things take time...even with that stuff...

[DR. BELCH]

BLOCK ONE: Jon! These green onions are terrible!
BLOCK TWO: They're dry, they taste nasty, and I keep finding dust and hairballs clinging to them!
BLOCK THREE: Ah! I was wondering where I left my Swiffer Sweeper!
[GARFIELD is heard gagging profusely in background.]