Six little words:
"Can you hear me now? Good!"
There aren't very many advertisements that I absolutely can't stand, but the new Hawaiin Punch commercial is definitely one of them. I don't have a problem with anything in it except for the *ahhhhhh* noise that the kids make after they drink the juice. It' just so mind-bogglingly irratating. NOTHING is that refreshing.
"I’m saying, to arms, to arms! Environmental degradation, disaster is coming," he said. Asking if anyone in the audience had seen the cartoon series Captain Planet, an environmentalist show for children, he said, "I thought of Captain Planet!… If humanity somehow does turn it around, partly [the credit] will go to [Captain Planet]." -Ted Turner
Six little words:
"Can you hear me now? Good!"
Most hated commercial of all times: Every OLD NAVY commercial ever made!!! Especially the ones with the old lady with the big glasses! They make me crazy![]()
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Anything Old Navy. Those commercials (all of them) just plain suck.
Oh, and if you mean overall, I'll go with a local ad (if there's anyone in the Buffalo area, they should get this one). There's this one local car advertisement; every commercial ends with some guy doing something along the lines of this:
"It's gonna be huge, Tom, HUGE! It's gonna be HUGE! It's gonna be...
HUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!!!"
That commercial makes me want to hurt people.
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Right now, it would have to be TV spots for Gigli... ugh.
Risen like a Beth Phoenix!
The TV spots are as close as I will get to seeing that movie. Lloyld Kauffman couldn't even spof on a movie that awful!Originally Posted by jdoggg
The new Geico commercials. The older ones are funny, but the newer ones are just stupid. Where'd the Gecko go?
Reporter #1(on the scene): The bad news is the Volcanoe is erupting!
Reporter #2(in the station): Well what's the good news?
Reporter #1: I just saved 15% on my car insurance!
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Video Professor.
The guy is practically begging people to buy his product. Actual line: “Buy my product.” I can just see computer illiterate types, getting the CD loading it, and staring at the monitor with furrowed brows, in a vain attempt to understand, before proclaiming fraud and writing angry letters.
Meanwhile Video Professor: the home disk spins happily in the six disk player.
In the first generation of Video Professor ads he was holding the CD by pinching the bottom (i.e. his index and middle fingers where touching the label and his thumb was pressed against the back).
"I’m saying, to arms, to arms! Environmental degradation, disaster is coming," he said. Asking if anyone in the audience had seen the cartoon series Captain Planet, an environmentalist show for children, he said, "I thought of Captain Planet!… If humanity somehow does turn it around, partly [the credit] will go to [Captain Planet]." -Ted Turner
Most annoying one is that Mitsubishi commercial where the girl is having a spasm attack in the front of the car. And her friend just keeps driving.
And then their is an annoying radio commercial for Cable internet service in the NY area. Where you have this stereotypical white guy trying to use all of these slang words. "I've got game now, uh-hu". I have to turn the radio off every time.
"Put dem Big Macs up, y'all!"
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What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?
I hate that stupid commercial too!Originally Posted by Meow
Oooh, oooh! I got another one!
The commercials for Lugz shoes. Good god those are awful. Its all footage of CGI Lugz shoes (attached to some hard dude), stomping on stuff, pressing gas pedals, and generally being high impact. Wha...what!
The recent string of AOL commercials, especially the one with the monks.
Every Kidz Bop commercial
I know there's more but I cant think of any at the moment
I'm not that trusting. I kept my finger on the trigger the whole time
Every commercial with that blasted Dell guy in them. Who didn't want to smack that guy?
"For with thee is the fountain of life: In thy light shall we see light" -Psalm 39:6
have to say the aol monk commerical,and the one also about aol with those two girls at mall with their car dead and their dad is at home on the internet on some stupid website enough already its annoying.
the video professor commericals
the worship together commercials
kids bop basically any cd that is advertised on tv
all I can think of for now
There's some new cereal called Campfire Smores or some crap.
The beginning has a whole Austin Powers 2 ripoff where a kid is "packing" flashlights and so forth into his dad's mouth. Then we see that it's just a shadow illusion.
Then for some reason 2 kids are watching it on TV, it's not a show, it's just a recording of a kid camping. The acting from both kids makes me wanna hurt someone, but then the fat kid pretends to do the same thing with a spoon.
Cut to the girl, who has the most solemn face on and then tries to go from that into the worst laugh I've ever seen in my years on earth.
I hate this commercial worse than any other one.
"In an universe where nothing that we do matters, the only thing that matters is what we do."
Sprite Remix commercials...I love the drink, but man! That thing is so annoying! I even had to see it on the big screen (it came on before previews @ the movie theatre...*shudder*).
Those AOL "call waiting" commercials...they've plauged my television screen too many times...
Those gum commercials...can't think of the name...but it always shows some British girl talking about how the gum keeps your mouth clean (followed by a shot of someone getting mud all over and then revealing a dazzling smile).
Give me an hour...and I'm sure I can come up with some more.![]()
Random Harry Potter Excerpt #3:
"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive." said Malfoy sarcastically. "Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and suck blood all at once?"
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That Wanna-Wanna Fanta Commercial "um-hmm"
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Oh yeah, the McDonald ones are awful.
The absolute worst commercials have to be the Ovaltine ones. Really, aggressively horrible.
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