worst movie ever

[joker]

chud 2:bud the chud. man this movie was awful. i rented chud and chud 2. chud was great. hoping for a great squeal, i got a piece of crap. this movie had no relation to the first. the "chuds" looked in no way like the originals, the acting was awful. it was one of those super 80s movies where every thing is distinctly 80s. man it was bad. the only relation it had to the first one was the name. that was it.

whats the worst movie youve ever seen?

[RockItShipper]

Originally posted by joker
chud 2:bud the chud. man this movie was awful. i rented chud and chud 2. chud was great. hoping for a great squeal, i got a piece of crap. this movie had no relation to the first. the "chuds" looked in no way like the originals, the acting was awful. it was one of those super 80s movies where every thing is distinctly 80s. man it was bad. the only relation it had to the first one was the name. that was it.

whats the worst movie youve ever seen?

"Birth of a Nation"

[Bird Boy]

"Batman and Robin", "Charlies Angels" & "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"..

the above were either really stupid, or really boring....just my oppinion though

-BB

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

The worst movie I ever saw was in driver's ed. class-it was a safety video featuring the Crash-Test Dummies. TRULY sappy, mostly propeganda anyone knew, and they even had a RAP SONG during the credits! My gosh, it was scary...

[Jowy Blight]

"Batman and Robin" and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". We all know the reasons to not liking B&R, but in CTHD, I honestly had no idea what was going on.

I was pretty lost most of the movie, I might of liked it better if I knew what was going on.

[Trent Lane]

Of the movies I've seen recently, I'd have to say Whipped. The trailer had some pretty funny parts in it. Guess what? That was pretty much it. I think it was someone's excuse to make some really bad sex jokes and use the "f" word more than 100 times in 85 minutes. 85 minutes I can never get back...

[Joe Tully]

While this overlaps with the MST3K thread, it must be said...

Manos: The Hands Of Fate

Also, honorable mentions

Jawbreaker
Gone Fishin'

[Calhoun07]

I feel like a good part of my life was wasted watching the American version of Godzilla and Hollow Man. About thee hours of my life I will NEVER get back.

[Brian Cruz]

Originally posted by joker
chud 2:bud the chud. man this movie was awful. i rented chud and chud 2. chud was great. hoping for a great squeal, i got a piece of crap. this movie had no relation to the first. the "chuds" looked in no way like the originals, the acting was awful. it was one of those super 80s movies where every thing is distinctly 80s. man it was bad. the only relation it had to the first one was the name. that was it.

whats the worst movie youve ever seen?

One of my film professors at NYU was the director of CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD. Just thought I'd mention that.

[NewMaxFranklin]

I must disagree on Croughing Tiger. I didn't think it was as great as a lot of other people, but it was ok IMO. I saw it twice and then read the screenplay, so I must have liked it.

My worst movie pics:
Recent
Batman and Robin
Tomb Raider
Charlie's Angels
Down to Earth
Jeepers Creepers
Series 7: the Contenders
All Time
North
Deep Rising
Striking Distance
Armageddon
Cannonball Run 1 & 2
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
The Sixth Man
Cyborg
Highlander 2
(American) Godzilla
Jaws The Revenge
Kazaam
Message in a Bottle
Lost in Space
The Indian in the Cupboard.

[Batmex]

Batman & Robin
Blair Witch
Godzilla
Jungle 2 Jungle
Knight Rider 2000(made for TV)
Street Fighter Alpha
Predator 2
Bride of Chucky

and the list goes on.......................................

All those showed in MST 3000

[DR. BELCH]

--Candy. Absolutely incomprehensible, and I walked out before it was over. A movie has to be absolutely abominable for me to do that. Matrix also sparked that reaction--who ever concieved the idea to combine slick techno sci-fi with existential materialistic philosophy?
For worst TV-to-screen adaptation, Sgt. Bilko. Steve Martin is funny, but he's no Phil Silvers. And Akyroyd was even worse as his commanding officer. I only got one laugh out of the whole thing, in the line about Pvt. Doberman wetting his bed (from across the room).

[sun]

I sponsored a sci fi movie clubat the high school that I taught at a number of years ago....It was clear to all who attended, that the slowest, most boring, and truly idiotic movie we ever saw was.......

" Plan 9 From Outer Space"...directed by Ed Wood It is so bad that many movie critics have mentioned this as one of the worst,if not the worst........Footnote, Bela Lagosi, (yes The Bela Lagosi, was in this film, died while it was being made, and you don't see a front shot, for most of the movie. The rule in the club, was, you could leave any time, and for any reason...This way people didn't need to justify to anyone going home early for some event. I think that day we started with 10 or 11 and ended with no more than 4, possibly 3. If you want bad, take it out. It is at many libraries to show how badly a movie can be made........A movie was made about Ed Wood, that was critically acclaimed...Someone, could give the name, I can't recall at this time.

[RockItShipper]

Originally posted by oldtoonguy
I sponsored a sci fi movie clubat the high school that I taught at a number of years ago....It was clear to all who attended, that the slowest, most boring, and truly idiotic movie we ever saw was....... " Plan 9 From Outer Space"...directed by Ed Wood It is so bad that many movie critics have mentioned this as one of the worst,if not the worst........Footnote, Bela Lugosi, (yes The Bela Lugosi, was in this film, died while it was being made, and you don't see a front shot, for most of the movie.

Or a full face shot. Ed Wood found someone who could pass for Lugosi from the nose up, so what you see is a face 1/2 covered by a cape the whole time. It's the only movie I know of that has a "worst movie ever!" blurb on the package.

A movie was made about Ed Wood, that was critically acclaimed...Someone, could give the name, I can't recall at this time.

The movie was called 'Ed Wood'. Actually, I've wanted to see it again for a while. But none of the real flicks made by this guy. I saw a couple, but I'm not inclined to again.

[DR. BELCH]

RockItShipper:
Ed Wood found someone who could pass for Lugosi from the nose up, so what you see is a face 1/2 covered by a cape the whole time.

Lugosi's stand-in was Wood's barber, I believe. Sort of like Joe DePalma standing in for Shemp Howard in a half-dozen Stooge films after his sudden death...but unlike the directors at Columbia, at least Wood had enough sense not to let the faux Bela speak!

Actually, I've wanted to see it again for a while.

Me too. For me the high point of the movie was Wood meeting the man he idolized most and aspired to be, Orson Welles--played by a shadowed Vincent DoNofrio and voiced by Maurice "The Brain" LaMarche. Ed Wood will be on Encore Sep 22 at 7 pm. Unfortunately I don't think I get that channel.

[James Harvey]

RETURN OF THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES.

Puts the first one to shame. Sure, the first one wasn't exactly gold, but still...

[Frozen]

Oh boy, are there ever a lot of candidates here...

OK, I have a short memory, so I'll just go with the more recent ones I've seen:

The Avengers: Patrick McNee isn't dead yet - but he'll turn in his grave once he is...
Charlie's Angels: Why, God why? Why was this film made..? Oh, yeah... T&A.
Batman and Robin: I'll never forgive them for what they did to Mr Freeze...
Star Trek: Generations: Long, dull, and Kirk deserved so much better...

and, my worst film ever..?

Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Menace: Don't even get me started...

Thanks for listening!

[Nightwing]

Oh dear lord Frozen changed his avatar!!!
*stares at amazing avatar for 6 hours*

Huh? Oh! Message boards. Right. So yeah I agree with what was said about Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. I liked it, but I had immense trouble trying to understand it. And being that I'm not a film buff, in that I may love movies, but only love what I like and no nothing of film's history, I'd probably list movies I LIKE that everyone else hates. So that being said, the only one on my list is Batman & Robin.

I won't say I loved movies like Mystery Men, and The Matrix, because that would just take educated film buffs and give them heart attacks. If it happens anyway, I appologize.

Oooh I am gonna get beat down thanks to this post.....

[Maxie Zeus]

Well, I'm not sure it is fair to include Ed Wood-type films in a comparison of "worst movies ever." Movies require a lot of resources to make, and those like Wood or Hal Warren who operate at the edge can, I think, be somewhat forgiven if their efforts wind up looking dreadful.

Anyway, I think the title should be reserved for those films that had every advantage (lots of money, real talent, time, etc.) and loused it up really badly. "Hook" would be one of my nominees for worst movie. Stupid concept (What if Peter Pan grew up? Well, he wouldn't be Peter Pan!), incompatible acting styles (Hoffman's actorly immersion vs. Williams' ironic winking), lavish money that buys acres of prettiness and an inch of depth, an atrocious script, and a director who long ago outgrew "Disneyish" innocence. My friends and I walked out blinking and muttering "What the hell was that supposed to be?"

[RoboHobo]

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