What Movies Coming in 2003 Are You Going To Avoid Like The Plague?

**mbaker** · 12-30-2002, 07:00 PM

What Movies are you not looking forward to seeing in 2003? Here are the movies I'm going to be avoiding.

Agent Cody Banks
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Legally Blond 2
The Fast & The Furious 2
Bruce Almighty
Pirates of the Carribean
Shanghai Knights
The Jungle Book 2
Kangaroo Jack

**loyalheart** · 12-30-2002, 07:21 PM

most likely lizzie unless it looks intresting. lol

**Storm** · 12-30-2002, 07:31 PM

I know that I'm going to see Legally Blond 2

The first one was so funny

Anyway for movie's that I don't want to see are...
None. I can't judge a book by it's cover til' I see previews thank you very much.

**Calico** · 12-30-2002, 08:20 PM

You couldn't pay me to go see that talking kangaroo movie.

**TServo2049** · 12-30-2002, 09:34 PM

Let's see:

Damn. I lost count.

Seriously, I currently believe there will be hardly any good movies out next year; I know I'll be proved wrong, but this is my thinking at the beginning of every year.

**Lonestarr** · 12-30-2002, 09:50 PM

Definitely "Kangaroo Jack". Ugh.

Also:

Just Married

National Security (In the previews, I counted bits borrowed from no less than five films. Also, am I the only one who thinks that Steve Zahn looks ridiculous with that haircut and mustache?)

(The) Guest

**The Clown Prince** · 12-30-2002, 09:51 PM

I'm a big fan of The Fast and the Furious, but according to comingsoon.net, it's gotten itself a title change. It's now called 2 Fast 2 Furious . Hmmmmmm.

http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/f/f...hefurious2.php

But I have faith that Furious will be a good movie too. If at all for the great eye candy that all the new cars will serve.

Bruce Almighty looks like it'll probably be one of those hits that Jim Carrey needs. It has potential.

I cannot believe how retarded Kangaroo Jack looks. I understand it's a kids movie, but come on!

And boy oh boy do I have reservations about Pirates of the Carribean. I cannot believe the star power they have for that movie. Johnny Depp, Geoffery Rush, Orlando Bloom. If Country Bears was any indiacation..... But who knows, it could surprise the heck out of everyone.

The Clown Prince

**SilverKnight** · 12-30-2002, 10:13 PM

Kangaroo Jack. Dear God, that movie looks horrible.

**Yuss** · 12-30-2002, 10:25 PM

Kangaroo Jack indeed... and anything released by Disney.

~B+:

**TServo2049** · 12-30-2002, 10:48 PM

Is American Wedding/American Pie 3 coming out in 2003? Because I am going to AVOID THAT MOVIE!!! ABSOLUTELY!!!

**Galaxia** · 12-31-2002, 12:31 AM

Definitely Kangaroo Jack, National Security, and the Lizzie Maguire flick.

**Lucky Bob** · 12-31-2002, 12:44 AM

I usually like to avoid all movies until they come out on video...

But I never thought about avoiding them like plaque!

**Mek** · 12-31-2002, 12:45 AM

"Kangaroo Jack". I cringed when I saw the Kangaroo singing that one rap song. That one will be out of theaters faster than Pokemon 4ever.

'Just Married' is another predictable movie. My mom says it'll be funny, but I don't want to see it.

Same goes for 'Lizzy Maguire'. Yuck.

**cross blues** · 12-31-2002, 01:58 AM

not sure when that American Idol movie is being released, but I'm sure it will be the worst movie ever!

**Brak** · 12-31-2002, 02:20 AM

Glad i'm not the only one with IMMESNE HATRED for the movie Kangaroo Jack...jesus christ....it just looks...HORRIBLE! Sorry...I lost my train of thought...

**Mynd Hed** · 12-31-2002, 03:10 AM

Legally Blond 2
They're making a SECOND ONE?! *pulls out Book of Revelations* This MUST be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

(-:

The Jungle Book 2
All part of my standard policy of avoiding any and all sequels to classic Disney movies.

Kangaroo Jack
And here I thought I might have been just a wee bit too harsh in my prejudgement of this movie... judging by the reactions here, I guess I'm not alone.

There are other movies that don't look particularly good to me, but that I'd still go to if I got free tickets or was dragged to them by friends or family. But the three above... never, under any circumstances.

**Allen's Nickname.** · 12-31-2002, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by ~B+
Kangaroo Jack indeed... and anything released by Disney.

~B+:

Dude.....Finding Nemo. What kind of blastphomy hath you speak aginst the great Pixar?

**The Clown Prince** · 12-31-2002, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by Spaz13_88
Dude.....Finding Nemo. What kind of blastphomy hath you speak aginst the great Pixar?

I don't think ~B+ meant Nemo or Pixar. Of course I don't consider Pixar movies Disney. All Disney does is distribute them. That's it. They're not part of the creative process. So other than slapping their name on the begining of the film, Disney really can't take credit for creating Pixar's hits. But that's not what this topic is about.

The Clown Prince

**Jedigreedo** · 12-31-2002, 05:36 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean. What is the point of this...? The teaser trailer I saw during Two Towers made it appear to be a horror film or something, definitely not some kiddy thing especially with Johnny Depp. However since Disney is gonna be doing it, it's scare factor will definitely be very very low, if even there. Disney lost their edge for anything scary which is obvious from movies such as Halloweentown.

**Conan-san** · 12-31-2002, 09:09 AM

I'm reminded of a quote in Cat's and Dogs' trailer

"Just 'cause it has a roman numeral on it doesen't meen it's any good."

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