ANYONE ELSE WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW.
: Warner Bros.
/Dark Castle/Weed Road
: Sylvain White
: 2.40:1 (Super 35)
: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Seldana, Chris Evans, Idris Elba, Columbus Short
: A tale of double cross and revenge, centered upon the members of an elite U.S. Special Forces unit sent into the Bolivian jungle on a search and destroy mission. The team-Clay, Jensen, Roque, Pooch and Cougar -find themselves the target of a lethal betrayal instigated from inside by a powerful enemy known only as Max. Presumed dead, the group makes plans to even the score when they're joined by the mysterious Aisha, a beautiful operative with her own agenda. Working together, they must remain deep undercover while tracking the heavily-guarded Max, a ruthless man bent on embroiling the world in a new high-tech global war.
LD Movie Talkback #109
Andy Diggle's A-Team parody comes to life courtesy of the dreaded Sylvain White of "Stomp the Yard"-fame (and several aborted genre adaptations). This has gotten some pretty harsh notices but Ebert likes it (which is almost the exact opposite of "Kick-Ass"'s reception last week).