Re: Diminutive megalomaniacs
To quote Maynard G. Krebs, "You rang?" Once again we go to the TTAFF collection (the mirror site to which can be accessed from the bottom of this page), Beakazoid by Plucky Warner to be specific, the end of that fic to be even more specific:
Originally posted by DR. BELCH
[b]THE FMECKS, Men in Black.
ROACH COACH, Power Puff Girls.
PLANKTON, SpongeBob Squarepants.
The last two would irk Brain more than the others. I can hear it now:
Neonates and primates and felines are bad enough...now invertebrates wish to encroach on my territory. Oh, what next--inanimate objects with delusions of grandeur?
[giggling] It's funny you should say that, Brain--poit!--because the other day Courtney told me she was considering taking over the world because she wants something to put on her resume after college!
[Pan over to "Courtney", PINKY's drier lint pal from their adventure with the Rhennish peoples...although due to his obsessive TV watching and apparently a lot of time on his hands, what with cancellation, to study the finer points of the female anatomy, she's looking quite...well...developed.]
[eyebrow raised as she looks up and down at "Courtney"] I dunno whether to be jealous or to pity you, Pinkers.
ANNOUNCER (V/O): Little did the Professor or his assistant - or anyone else for that matter - know, Brain was not the mastermind behind the evil Jello scheme. Brian, Hamton's pet rock, thought up the whole thing. He gave Brain the idea for his jellifying solution in exchange for a promise that he would be able to rule the world with Brain. He caused Pinky to trip deliberately in a savage double-cross, and now he, Brian the rock, is alone with the jellifying solution.
BRIAN sits atop the heavy chemistry book looking ominous. Wwell, as ominous as a large rock serving as a paperweight can look.
ANNOUNCER (V/O): If he ever figures out how to move so he can use the solution to put his evil plan into effect, there'll be a sequel. Until then, it is farewell from this twisted tale of diabolical evil, treachery, friendship, pasta, and tight red lycra outfits. Farewell and goodnight.
As to Billie's concern, she should be jealous, pitying, nervous, flattered, etc. Courtney's hardly the only rival of Billie for Pinky's affections. Even if Romey ever gets around to offing Phar Fignewton, there's still that sea lion. And the pig from that ep of PE&tB. Also, one might wonder how Pinky got the opportunity to study the female figure. What females are around, hmm?
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