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    Monkeybone (Easily the Worst Film Ever Made)

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    I just had the honor of watching Monkeybone on Comedy Central late last night, dear god, it sounds like such a creative premise but it's complete garbage. Shoddy acting, and the animation and fantasy elements are just there...in short Monkeybone was easily the worst film I've ever seen, I honestly can't believe this film didn't get shelved or had the plug pulled on it, It was a $75 million budgeted film, how the hell did they see it being a success?....it was like a bad acid trip

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    It is not the worst movie ever made, I assure you. It is terrible, but not badly made enough to even be considered in that elite club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Dalek View Post
    It is not the worst movie ever made, I assure you. It is terrible, but not badly made enough to even be considered in that elite club.
    Even the editing was terrible. We see Fraser talking to Rose McGowan about how he needs to talk to the king of sleep or something, despite he just reached Downtown about 5 minutes before that..

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    Rose McGowan as a catgirl was just about the only thing good about this movie.
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    I liked the set design in this movie. By far, not the worst thing ever made.

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    Hey now, I kind of dug this movie.
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    It certainly wasn't good, but the animated parts were fairly fun, and Chris Kattan was amusing. Granted, I saw this movie seven years ago...

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    I couldn't get past the trailer. Same thing for Looney Tunes: Back In Action.

    There's just some things Brendon Fraiser does that shames me so...
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    Monkeybone was bad- no question...and I"m saying this after having only plopped down $5 at Target for the movie, a few years back. I later gave it to a now ex-friend of mine( no, that's NOT the reason we're no longer friends).

    I kinda saw Monkeybone as being "Nightmare Before Christmas" on a hamstring budget.

    Sad too- I DO like Brendan Fraser a lot.

    As for the worst movie ever...yeah, it has to beat out the following, to be that:


    Episode II: Attack of the Clones
    Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
    Kangaroo Jack
    The Darkness
    The Missing
    Waiting...
    The Hulk
    Spider-Man 3


    can't really think of anything else offhand that was THAT bad, but gimme time....and take note I have yet to mention an ANIMATED flick, yet

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    The reason I hated this movie is because I hated the title character. There was nothing redeeming or even remotely likable about Monkeybone himself.

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