We've seen them fight (albeit Holyfield for MVP) and a MMA match would probably not be the best scenario, so I picked a straight-up wrestling match. This has been building for many months and could be one of the feuds of the year. And this would be a great climax to that feud.
Grampa: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit. It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsay.
Bart: Grampa, Matlock's not real.
Grampa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!