Penn to Kidman: "Well... did ya?"
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Penn: Bewitched, huh?
Kidman: I needed the money.
Penn: What about Birth?
Kidman: That kid was blackmailing me. I had no choice.
Penn: And the Stepford Wives?
Kidman: I'll do a movie with you if you just stop talking.
Penn: I've been looking for a She-Ra...
Want to hear an animal walks into a bar joke?
Penn: "You're thinking about him again, aren't you?"
Kidman: "Well, yeah - this whole Katie Holmes thing has made me realize what I've lost."
Penn: "LOST!? It was he that was screwing you over, Nikki."
Kidman: "We should've never signed that pre-nup." *sigh*
Penn: "Oh like you wern't thinking the same thing."
"So, as my final thought, steal from your parents"-Lewis Black
Kidman: Oh, no. Here he goes again with his Columbo impression...
Sean: Y'now, after a couple of beers, you kinda look like my ex.
Nicole: There's not enough beer in the world to make you look like my ex.
It could be worse, kiddies. Tom could have hooked up with Madonna!
"Luck. That's what it all boils down to, doesn't it? The smallest break one way or another. It can change a life or destroy it. And you can't fight it. No matter how strong you are."
"I believe the man that you're looking for is the same man who beat Samuel here 'til he cried like a little girl."
"Well, I've certainly got to hand it to you for the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely-formulated machinations in extricating us from this devastating dilemma."
Kidman: "I'm bored, entertain me"Originally Posted by Bird Boy
A lady with a cool CATtitude
Penn: I was cool once. Honest!
Kidman: Ha! .. Ya know.. you could pass for Tom's (Cruise) dad..
Kidman: A Priest, a Rabbi and Jude Law walk into a bar...
Penn: Jude Law is one of hollywood's finest actors!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow
Kidman: "Quick, turn that Coke can around 90 degrees; if you can't read the label in this shot, Coke is gonna be pissed."
Kidman: "Bah, you blew it, Sean. Again. There goes our endorsement deal."
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